Chris's Current Match.com Profile

[CatParty]

+1 for not telling people to IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

that makes me think it may not be true.

unless he's learning......

 

[DJAndyMD]

Man, his expectation are way too high at this point. Though what girl would want to date a guy who puts "I'll tell you later" on income and career? That's the first sign of something not being right. At least he has no preference for ethnicity, which is beyond what Chris would usually do.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster thinks this is fake, but the Hulkster isn't quite sure.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I'm looking at my interests on my account on this forum and comparing them to his on this one and . . .

OMFG, we share the EXACT same ones!

That means only one thing, this is very honest content. (But old and still good for a reading it again.)

 

[Bgheff]

Brother, the Hulkster thinks this is fake, but the Hulkster isn't quite sure.

It's real Hulkster. Marvin linked it a few months ago. Not much has changed it seems.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"Give to me all your time, money, love, devotion, body, and strength, and for you I'll... I dunno, do whatever I can, I guess."

 

[CatParty]

"Give to me all your time, money, love, devotion, body, and strength, and for you I'll... I dunno, do whatever I can, I guess."

I'M WORKIN ON IT

 

[Venusaur]

Man, his expectation are way too high at this point. Though what girl would want to date a guy who puts "I'll tell you later" on income and career? That's the first sign of something not being right. At least he has no preference for ethnicity, which is beyond what Chris would usually do.

It's interesting that he chose "I'll tell you later". I'm betting "Unemployed" and "income < $10,000" or something similar were options. If there's something he might have picked up is that for most girls it's important that the guy earns a decent wage. He knows he doesn't have this, so he instead just picks "I'll tell you later" as if that didn't immediately make red flags appear. Does he think that a girl is going to overlook the fact that he's an unemployed welfare leech once she meets him irl?

 

[CatParty]

that's part of his "honesty" instead he'll omit the bad stuff and claim he never told any lies.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

that's part of his "honesty" instead he'll omit the bad stuff and claim he never told any lies.

Admittedly, it's a bit better than the "blurt out every detail" honesty that he's been using until now. Chris has always managed to not talk about the stuff that makes him look bad, but it seems he doesn't really know what looks bad and what doesn't. He's only recently figured out that unemployment and DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS make him look bad, but still thinks being the Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu makes him look good.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Chris still doesnt realize that British=English,

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The only thing that matters to Chris more than a sweetheart is Sonichu (androsechuthelectricedgehogpokemonandcwcvillevirginia).

 

[random_pickle]

Interesting, Chris put no preference under what ethnicity he's looking for in a sweetheart. Did he finally realize that he sounded like a bigot when he did that?

 

[Cid Highwind]

Personally, I think Chris sould have used his "how good looking am I" photo. Now THERE'S a winner!

You know that there are a few women on match.com that have actually seen this. There's got to be. Imagine being the poor girl that reads this profile and sees these photos. Nobody would take this seriously, it honestly seems made up to appear stupid and generate funny replies. He sure is a pathetically bad liar. "B.A.", huh? And for fun, Sonichu and Rosechu? People, I could tell you that Joe (all 3 of him) and The Grand Dragon are things I find fun, but's it's all inside joke shit between me and some friends that none of you have ever heard of, so why would I mention it?

"I will do what I can for you" At least he's being honest there. He won't do a thing, but that's what he can do.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Look at his "LOOK AT MOD NATION SONICHU!" pic and then a current one. Just a year or two and he looks like shit.

 

[Donald Duck]

And for fun, Sonichu and Rosechu? People, I could tell you that Joe (all 3 of him) and The Grand Dragon are things I find fun, but's it's all inside joke shit between me and some friends that none of you have ever heard of, so why would I mention it?

Well he does tend to automatically assume everyone would know wtf it is he talks about and there was a point when he did believe he was world famous and had 1 billion plus fans didn't he?

 

[Marvin]

And for fun, Sonichu and Rosechu? People, I could tell you that Joe (all 3 of him) and The Grand Dragon are things I find fun, but's it's all inside joke shit between me and some friends that none of you have ever heard of, so why would I mention it?

Well he does tend to automatically assume everyone would know wtf it is he talks about and there was a point when he did believe he was world famous and had 1 billion plus fans didn't he?

Kinda. He doesn't really know what a billion is. His sense of scale is shit. He might've just said he had a bajillion fans and it would've meant the same thing to Chris.

 

[Donald Duck]

And for fun, Sonichu and Rosechu? People, I could tell you that Joe (all 3 of him) and The Grand Dragon are things I find fun, but's it's all inside joke shit between me and some friends that none of you have ever heard of, so why would I mention it?

Well he does tend to automatically assume everyone would know wtf it is he talks about and there was a point when he did believe he was world famous and had 1 billion plus fans didn't he?

Kinda. He doesn't really know what a billion is. His sense of scale is shit. He might've just said he had a bajillion fans and it would've meant the same thing to Chris.

That is true... but does he still believe he's world famous? Or has reality sunk in and he realizes "If I were so famous, why is everyone ignoring me???"

 

[Marvin]

Well he does tend to automatically assume everyone would know wtf it is he talks about and there was a point when he did believe he was world famous and had 1 billion plus fans didn't he?

Kinda. He doesn't really know what a billion is. His sense of scale is shit. He might've just said he had a bajillion fans and it would've meant the same thing to Chris.

That is true... but does he still believe he's world famous? Or has reality sunk in and he realizes "If I were so famous, why is everyone ignoring me???"

I think he's kind of fuzzy on what his fandase is like. He'll probably tell different stories depending on who he's talking to and what he'd want them to think. If he does think his fandase is huge, he'd probably just say he doesn't have many in Charlottesville.

Whatever he thinks about this, I don't think he thinks about it that often. He's mostly concerned with getting his sweetheart and reliving high school. Oh, and how everyone in Charlottesville and Ruckersville are rude assholes for not taking time out of their day to talk to him and give him asspats.

 

[MrTroll]

That is true... but does he still believe he's world famous? Or has reality sunk in and he realizes "If I were so famous, why is everyone ignoring me???"

He probably thinks (and is probably right) that 99% of the people who know about him on the internet are trolls (defined as anyone who isn't a white knight willing to shrug off or make excuses for his various inadequacies).