Lovequest Chris's Strap-On

[Null]

Soon, we will have proudly mapped out every fucking part of Chris's body like some sort of build-your-own-Frankenstein.

This is from Thetan in the middle of another thread, but I think it needs its own for organizational purposes. I'm pretty sure Chris sent it to her without request again. Chris shows off how he hides his penis to gal-pals.

NSFW. Magazine cover with a female model showing off the product.

Spoiler: Magazine

SFW. Chris takes a photograph of the strap that is mounted to the pelvis. He has removed the actual dildo part. This is what he wears to cover his own genitals.

Spoiler: Bare hand and a strap

NSFL. Balls and i dont even fucking know what's in the second picture. it's a side-view, if you guys want to guess at if that's an arm or tits be my guest.

Spoiler: idk

 

[Captain Pronin]

It looks like a dried up chicken with a piercing wearing a shitty Christmas ribbon

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

that's some sexy shit right there man

 

[YI 457]

Oh, Dear God. Not again.

I want to press the terrifying button, but I can't. Help.

 

[KatsuKitty]

look at that bunt goddamn

 

[Ariel]

I have no words.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Curious. In one pic, Chris' butt is puffy...in the other it's square...

 

[KatsuKitty]

Curious. In one pic, Chris' butt is puffy...in the other it's square...

It's only puffy because it looks like one of his ass cheeks are going to explode.

 

[Trickie]

I think we know what that seatbelt thing from @Flufflehugs 's tribadism commission is now...

 

[Null]

It's only puffy because it looks like one of his ass cheeks are going to explode.

And what's the deal with that rash!?

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

When I saw the third image, I made a sound. It kinda sounded like this:

 

[Marionette]

I knew fatty was, well... Fat but that last image. If that's what I think it is god damn.

 

[LM 697]

Officer Nasty and Kimmi dislike his duck so Chris had to resort to using this instead.

 

[Ry-Guy]

 

[Haesindang Park]

Oh god no... Is... Is that supposed to be his early Christmas present or something? I mean, it looks like a shitty Christmas-themed pic.

It's only puffy because it looks like one of his ass cheeks are going to explode.

I was going to say his taint will explode first with pus oh fuck it I can't believe I said that!

 

[Sanic]

So the strap-on is bent too?

 

[Artard]

Spoiler: chris

http://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chriscontraption_05-jpg.10596/

Spoiler: chris 2.0

 

[The Joker]

welp, I was going to eat dinner. GOd damn look at that rash.

 

[Haesindang Park]

welp, I was going to eat dinner. GOd damn look at that rash.

Sounds like his infection is getting worse. Oh hell no... I don't think he's going to be alive or well before the 2015 Slutwalk.

 

[Panzer IV]

A piercing in his taint and now a modified strapon. This is stupid even for classic chris, he is losing his mind a little more every day.