Chris'tard's Next "Persona"

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timtommy said:
I also don't entirely agree with the "Chris never changes" philosophy. There are significant differences between the super naive high-schooler, the rage filled troll-bait, and the depressed tom-girl. There is some continuity, but that is the case with almost anyone.
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Too true. There was also the Gay Trucker.

Anyhow, we've haven't seen him in more than a month. He's had a chance to fester and mutate outside the range of our attention. Eventually, when he reveals himself, he should be a newer, stranger being.
Sooooo....what do you think Chris'tard next "Persona" will be?

I'm thinking as soon as the insurance company stops funding his lavish lifestyle, he'll take to the facebooks to rant about it, and he'll unveil the new "Summer Collection" of Chris'tarded "fashion".

I'm placing bets on some kinda mixture of an Emo dressed (unintentionally) like a Hipster, because he'll have to get new clothes from the thrift store, and Hipster shit will be cheap. Look for him wearing

* Grease-stained t-shirts from Pitchfork bands he's never heard of
* Chunky, oversized Elton John glasses (to replace the Pedo-lenses that done got burned up in da fire)
* Pajama shirts worn as walking-around-in-the-daylight shirts.
* second- (third-, fourth-) hand Ugg boots.
* Mom Jeans.
* Big chunky white belt

or, fuckit....maybe he'll look like THIS:
http://www.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/0/997-decb8c6a6a457e701b40979d99df3524.jpg
(except fatter, sadder and smellier....)

What do YOU think he'll look like when he comes slinking back demanding his Fandase pays attention to him?
 

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I'd say he debuted his newest form in the Lego High School McVideo: shut-in longhair manboy brony. He looks like he is a homeless woman in her early 50's. The tomgirl thing is apparently a big part of who he is, except he puts no effort at all into hygiene anymore. Maybe he'll start wearing a fedora.
 
I can't find the pic at the moment, but the one of him sitting alone at McDonalds with his purse and 5 million phones and DSes, that's how I think of his current/future persona.
 
The sad thing is, he'd be one of the more entertaining YOLOSWAG-tards if he actually adopts that look/persona.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
It'll be that of an embittered, overweight, middle aged woman who blames her current situation on the fact her prince charming hasn't appeared to whisk her away to a life of luxury and fulfillment.
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Finally. The Prophecy fufilled. Chris and Pixy merge to form Ultimate LOLcow.
 
I really hope the hipster persona happens. I would love it for Chris to make a Tumblr and post random stuff on it to try to be edgy and cool. I also would laugh it he treated Pitchfork like the bible of music. Also his fashion will be atrocious. Imagine Chris in skinny jeans or pants.
 
His next persona will be full of sighs, grunts and more depression. :c

Oh, and more dirty crapped briefs :briefs:
 
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