Christmas at 14BC?

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Zim said:
I keep forgetting they keep the tree up all year long. It's just another piece of Chris's childhood destroyed since it has no meaning now and is just a part of the hoard. That's really depressing to think about. :heart-empty: Do you think they even bother clearing a space out below it anymore to put stuff? My bet is on "no".

Nah, the spot's likely filled in with cat piss, trashed junk and mold.
 
I wonder if their particular hoarding tendencies are "organized" to that matter that they don't lose the gifts in the hoard :p Chris could probably take a dive in the hoard and find stuff he forgot they ever had. Cheap christmas... The tree is robably in the same spot 24/7.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Zim said:
I keep forgetting they keep the tree up all year long. It's just another piece of Chris's childhood destroyed since it has no meaning now and is just a part of the hoard. That's really depressing to think about. :heart-empty: Do you think they even bother clearing a space out below it anymore to put stuff? My bet is on "no".

Nah, the spot's likely filled in with cat piss, trashed junk and mold.

You can't get to that tree anyways. The Hoard won't allow it.
 
Meeko said:
Getting sent to a nursing home would be a blessing for Barb. It'd be a clean, safe place for her to live that wouldn't be filled with various pests. I'd like to imagine that Chris would take the opportunity to clean the house up and get rid of the horde. We all know it's not going to happen even if Barb goes into a nursing home, but it'd be a nice thought.
He'd be permitted to move back into his room is what would happen. That's how he'd escape the hoard.
 
Meeko said:
I'd like to imagine that Chris would take the opportunity to clean the house up and get rid of the horde.
Chris

Clean

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the guy whos room looks like this
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He clearly inherited Barb's hoarding gene, though I suspect the autism only amplified it.
 
That was also years ago when his room was "clean" :shock:
 
I never thought I'd say this but that version of his room is way better. The current version in the recent tour video is dark, dirty (ok dirtier), and depressing.

Post Barb Chris will just set his room up as it used to be and ignore the rest of the house. Time machine to the past will be complete even if Chris is the only one living in it.
 
Man, I thought I had a bad Christmas but now here I am, considering Chris'. Just out of pure speculation considering Barb can't get out of the house without him, she may have loosened the reigns on her supposed hold over Chris' accounts and may have let him buy* a vidya for himself.

Belated Merry Christmas to everyone. You all bring me such joy.

*dig himself deeper into debt
 
video gaem said:
Man, I thought I had a bad Christmas but now here I am, considering Chris'. Just out of pure speculation considering Barb can't get out of the house without him, she may have loosened the reigns on her supposed hold over Chris' accounts and may have let him buy* a vidya for himself.

Belated Merry Christmas to everyone. You all bring me such joy.

*dig himself deeper into debt
Heh, who says Barb has a hold on Chris' accounts?
 
It always cracks me up how many VHS tapes Chris has lying around his room. Doesn't hold a whole lot of information, bulky, and comparatively expensive--but GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.
 
Every time I look at that picture of Chris' entertainment center I notice something new, like the Super Scope receiver on top of the TV and the SNES mouse beside it. It's like a page from a Where's Waldo book.
 
Francis E. Dec said:
Every time I look at that picture of Chris' entertainment center I notice something new, like the Super Scope receiver on top of the TV and the SNES mouse beside it. It's like a page from a Where's Waldo book.

Chris's room really isn't all that big. Now, when most people are planning a room layout, they put in their necessities first--find a good place for the bed and then arrange the rest of the furniture around it.

With Chris? Nope. Get that TV and Lego in there, fill in the gaps with vidya and Transformers, and then throw a box spring on the the floor.
 
Zim said:
I never thought I'd say this but that version of his room is way better. The current version in the recent tour video is dark, dirty (ok dirtier), and depressing.

Post Barb Chris will just set his room up as it used to be and ignore the rest of the house. Time machine to the past will be complete even if Chris is the only one living in it.

His room in the video made it look like it was being uncovered by intrepid explorers after being abandoned for centuries. A dark chamber untouched by time, lending credence to the now legendary autist-ralopithecus. "Shine the torch over there, man! Zounds! He was real!"
 
Marvin said:
video gaem said:
Man, I thought I had a bad Christmas but now here I am, considering Chris'. Just out of pure speculation considering Barb can't get out of the house without him, she may have loosened the reigns on her supposed hold over Chris' accounts and may have let him buy* a vidya for himself.

Belated Merry Christmas to everyone. You all bring me such joy.

*dig himself deeper into debt
Heh, who says Barb has a hold on Chris' accounts?

Supposed is the key word :P I should've been more clear. I was referencing the theory about why Chris is attempting to offload his porn for cash and not on eBay using PayPal or direct transfer because Barb took over. This was rampant speculation anyhow.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
It always cracks me up how many VHS tapes Chris has lying around his room. Doesn't hold a whole lot of information, bulky, and comparatively expensive--but GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.

Well, that's a pretty old picture. In the recent house tour, it looked like he got rid of his VHS crap and the bulky old CRT TV too. So, credit to him for being able to actually throw out (some) junk unlike Barb.
 
For some reason I see Chris as one of THOSE kids. Or at least when he still believed in santa.
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"What the hell, dude? I wanted a PRETTY, SLIM GIRLFRIEND THIS CHRISTMAS. I only got vidya games an' a dvd. GOD!" :sighduck:
 
In my woeful optimism, I would have liked to have thought Chris and Barb shared a small, but cozy Christmas together. The gifts would be few, and the meal would not be as extravagant as one might see in a Norman Rockwell painting, but it was satisfying. And there, in the bask of their perma-Christmas tree, they held silent reflection, Chris and Barb reminiscing on days past and the good times they had. They would raise a glass to Bob and Patti and make a promise to themselves to continue to better themselves, let bygones be bygones and begin to make 2014 a great year to start up in.


.....Innnnstead, I'm gonna guess the two of them were an ungrateful and indignant as always, not appreciating they have at least a roof over their heads and at least the bare minimum for income. Chris probably tried his best to ignore his mother, focusing his attention into Pokemon and occasionally come up for air and look at all the toys he bought, lying to his mother that his "friends" bought them as gifts. Barb herself would stare glassy eyed into a dying TV screen. The two would squabble at each other over the halfway frozen TV dinners, and Barb would cry herself to sleep while Chris, sighing, ignored her as he convinced himself this is all some imaginary conspiracy against him.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Meeko said:
I'd like to imagine that Chris would take the opportunity to clean the house up and get rid of the horde.
Chris

Clean

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the guy whos room looks like this
http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/a/ae/08 ... -5P6-4.jpg

He clearly inherited Barb's hoarding gene, though I suspect the autism only amplified it.

I didn't know that Creepy ass Sonic Totem Pole was that big, I always thought it was smaller. Anyways I spot a Genesis 32X with Knuckle Chaotix in it, a NES, SNES mouse, a Dreamcast, the super scope receiver, a PS2, a Optimal Primal, A gamecube with gameboy player with 2 contollers, a wavebird and a GBA to Gamecube link cable and a N64 controller with a gameboy transfer pak.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Meeko said:
I'd like to imagine that Chris would take the opportunity to clean the house up and get rid of the horde.
Chris

Clean

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the guy whos room looks like this
http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/a/ae/08 ... -5P6-4.jpg

He clearly inherited Barb's hoarding gene, though I suspect the autism only amplified it.
Compared to the rest of the house, that's like a clean-room at NASA.

Chris is a lot of things, most of them unpleasant, but he doesn't deserve to have his room taken away from him. The room in the picture above isn't a healthy place for a man in his early 30's to be living in, but it's a hell of a lot better than that brief glimpse of it's most current incarnation we've seen in the recent video.
If I could wish for one thing for Chris to achieve this year, it would be the realisation that he actually holds the power in the bizarre relationship he has with his mother. She needs him to fetch and carry for her, so there's really no threat she can hold over Chris that she can actually follow through with. Chris is just too dumb to realise.
 
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