Christopher Nolan hate thread

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Did you watch Tenet?

  • Yes, I was one of the only 6 motherfuckers in the world

    Votes: 16 35.6%
  • Lol ,no.

    Votes: 29 64.4%

  • Total voters
    45
Retarded dialogue, awful acting, nauseating sound mixing and so much more.
Tbf with the sound point it's mixed for a very specific kind of cinema/auditorium. This is good if you're in an actual IMAX gt (grand theatre) which can show it in the 5 channel mix but if you don't watch it in optimal circumstances then you're fucked. Nolan is just too autistic for his own good.
 
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He walked so Znyder could run
The corn in your turd walked so the shit could run.

Tbf with the sound point it's mixed for a very specific kind of cinema/auditorium. This is good if you're in an actual IMAX gt (grand theatre) which can show it in the 5 channel mix but if you don't watch it in optimal circumstances then you're fucked. Nolan is just too autistic for his own good.
Every film is mixed for IMAX. Nolan's slop are the only ones with awful sound anyway. Watch the first clip I posted, the soundtrack (generic EPIC orchestra shit) is way louder than the characters. But maybe it's on purpose, who wants to listen to this kind of dialogue after all?
 
The Nolan Batman trilogy is fucking amazing.
That weird batvoice Christian Bale makes is kind of lame, though.

unpopular take, the Dark Knight has not aged well. I love all the actors involved, and I don't hate Christopher Nolan even though some of his movies think they're way better than they actually are (honestly you have to have that kind of chad retard mindset to make it in Hollywood anyway, unless you're Jewish). but the movie is a very late 2000s mish-mash of extremely questionable writing. Christian Bale's Batman voice is brutally cringy and makes no sense. Heath Ledger's Joker is all over the place, at times a quirky, unhinged, murderous weirdo, and other times a shabby redpilled genius who sees flawlessly through the lies of society while lecturing the other characters on the ridiculousness of their morals. Aaron Eckhart is great as Harvey Dent but abhorrent as Two-Face. the three of them come off as edgy middle schoolers LARPing their own versions of the characters - although they're all dwarfed by the legendary ridiculousness of Tom Hardy as Bane.

the movie comes together well at times - the cut of the Joker bombing the hospital, for example, or the scene where he burns the money stack. but whenever the movie dips into edgy monologue territory the ham levels rocket off the charts. every time I rewatch it I have a very hard time taking it seriously. the opening bank heist where the Joker has the entire job timed exactly down to knowing exactly when there would be a gap in the uniform school bus traffic outside, despite pausing his plan to dramatically reveal his face to the guy on the ground (why doesn't he spit out the grenade?), despite the bus visibly emerging from the wall of the bank into traffic, in the public line of sight (no damage to the bus either?); this cringy ass line; whatever the fuck this scene is; Eckhart's terrible CGI makeup; the list goes on. I get that nitpicking it is missing the point, but god damn.

The Dark Knight aside, I think Nolan generally makes entertaining movies. I genuinely liked Memento and Inception. Oppenheimer was fucking awful though.


read the book. don't look up a synopsis, just read it.
 
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I think Batman trilogy and Interstellar are fantastic, top-tier movies and certainly better than anything else blockbuster-wise coming out during that time period. His other movies are fine (except Tenet and Oppenheimer of course).
 
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