Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%
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AltisticRight said:
You hurt his feelings.
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Did you know "unreliable narrator" is a literary device?
I bet you didn't know someone can be as hard as a meteorite and bounce bullets off their chest either.
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Crazy how he can never seem to screenshot and reply to any of the posts about his CringleJingle Flickr account (originally named VitoGesualdi2 and featuring photos taken with his cell phone in his home, uploaded the same day they were taken with the original metadata, and then reposted by his own accounts on forums), where he only ever interacted with photorealistic CGI renders of children posted exclusively in sexual fetish groups.
 
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Their has never been a time in comics with so many comic artist who work at a high level and who are dying for any exposure at all. He must be really keeping all that money for himself.

Given how easy it is to get a good artist I really thought the comic would fail on the story.

But this looks like a early 2000s one person webcomic.

He's really going to regret all the nit picking he's done repeatedly. How are you counting rings on the fingers of other people's comics and putting out art like this.

Guarantee he's going to have excuses for every failing as an artistic choice that everyone else is just too uncultured to get
 
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Luke gama said:
Their has never been a time in comics with so many comic artist who work at a high level and who are dying for any exposure at all. He must be really keeping all that money for himself.

Given how easy it is to get a good artist I really thought the comic would fail on the story.

But this looks like a early 2000s one person webcomic.

He's really going to regret all the nit picking he's done repeatedly. How are you counting rings on the fingers of other people's comics and putting out art like this.

Guarantee he's going to have excuses for every failing as an artistic choice that everyone else is just too uncultured to get
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Oh yeah, the moment he releases his shitty picture book, I will pirate a copy and nitpick every single fucking detail possible just to spite him. It makes him so upset, so it's funny to me.
My wagecuck job requires me to see the finest detail, if this paedophile thought that meteorite hardness thing was unnecessarily autistic, he's seen nothing.
I have at least 2 extra posts beneath the OP to pick apart his gay book.

Well, that's if his shitty picture book ever comes out.

Anyway, the paedophile is on a warpath against the Jewish hedge fund menace, paedophile hunter and Sektur shitposter Gabbie Hoffman.
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https://archive.md/fyIx0

Vaedophile is upset again.
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Yeah, that's some gross Chinese cartoons.
Now show us this:
1) Yellow Flash drawing fan art of CP comics
2) Yellow Flash drawing fan art of the Columbine Massacre
3) Yellow Flash having accounts following paedophiles and Chinese paedophile-bait lewd "photography" groups
4) Yellow Flash threatening to rape children
5) Yellow Flash's constant defence of so called "non-offending" paedophiles
6) More in the OP
You know, any one point in isolation can be adequately explained away, however, all of that in congruity points to one simple conclusion.

Vaedophile engaging in some autofellatio despite being a fat blob and requiring a SEM to see his microneedle.
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For the sake of the thread, I never thought those mountains were traced. They were clearly hand drawn. Vaedophile once against with his fat nonce confirmation bias.

Wanna be featured in his shit book that will totally come out? Pay up.
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Vaedophile's picture book is just a reskinned P2W MMORPG kickstarter at this point. What's next, Supernonce NFTs? $PEDO?
 
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AltisticRight said:
Vaedophile's picture book is just a reskinned P2W MMORPG kickstarter at this point. What's next, Supernonce NFTs? $PEDO?
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Somehow, while this fat, greasy dude insists he isn't a pedophile, literally nothing he does, ever, does not involve pedo shit. Anyone who doesn't realize this guy is an obvious pedo is completely retarded.
 
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Hey Vito you fat pedo, here's some writing advice for free: pen a suicide note and then follow through. Also your comic looks like some keenspot garbage circa 1999 and there is zero motion conveyed in any of the panels shown so far, incredibly static and stiff posing with bizarre proportions and shit attempts at perspective. Tell your mexican gimp to study anatomy for a bit and then try again.
 
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Sneedotron said:
Why is Superkiller a twink in some frames and more bulky in others?
Why does the left knee of his suit change color when the color scheme is symmetrical everywhere else?
Why is his left leg all fucked up?
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Also, what's the situation with this gun/thing?
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The hand position implies he's holding onto it yet it looks like it was just suspended from his fist?
What is that device even supposed to be?

How the fuck is he supposed to apply any force? How is he logistically and feasibly supposed to pull the trigger?
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The trigger is so long and anchored so close to the firing spot, yet the grip/magazine part is situated away, yet implied to be very thin, looking at his hard position.
Edit for clarity: mechanically, it is harder to rotate that shaft if you push/pull closer to the anchor. In that image, I find it mechanically impossible to pull the trigger, let alone it being so long it'll hit the magazine/handle implied by supernonce's hand position.

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What's the material of his boots?
The first image (left) would imply it's very flexible, it's almost like a ballet dancer's shoes.
The second one looks bulky and simply impossible to bend. It actually looks like those metal padded work boots (steel toe, not that shitty show), which aren't known for being flexible.

This is legitimately confusing and awful.
Anyway, I am going to work on part 2 of the OP specifically for his gay picture book. After that, maybe I can start the Juju thread without killing myself.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Anyway, the paedophile is on a warpath against the Jewish hedge fund menace, paedophile hunter and Sektur shitposter Gabbie Hoffman.
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>Rando: "Do you want proof Dax groomed a minor?"
>Gabe Hoffman: "Yeah, obviously"
>Dax: "OMG HE WANTED CP HE WANTED CP!"
>Vito: "AHAHHAHA"

Are we seriously forgetting when Flickr user CringleJingle pinned a "Srsly anime fans, stop spamming me with naked pics of anime children, tee hee!" tweet to his Twitter already?

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He’s braying about all the free engagement he “tricked the trolls” into giving him, but I haven’t seen any of his post pass 100 likes or like 15 reblogs.
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The engagement doesn't matter when it's literally the same exact retards every single time. Oh wow, Krimcl retweeted him again? We're so owned by Flickr user CringleJingle!

EDIT: Oof.

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AltisticRight said:
Also, what's the situation with this gun/thing?
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The hand position implies he's holding onto it yet it looks like it was just suspended from his fist?
What is that device even supposed to be?

How the fuck is he supposed to apply any force? How is he logistically and feasibly supposed to pull the trigger?
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The trigger is so long and anchored so close to the firing spot, yet the grip/magazine part is situated away, yet implied to be very thin, looking at his hard position.

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What's the material of his boots?
The first image (left) would imply it's very flexible, it's almost like a ballet dancer's shoes.
The second one looks bulky and simply impossible to bend. It actually looks like those metal padded work boots (steel toe, not that shitty show), which aren't known for being flexible.

This is legitimately confusing and awful.
Anyway, I am going to work on part 2 of the OP specifically for his gay picture book. After that, maybe I can start the Juju thread without killing myself.
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Sneedotron said:
Why is Superkiller a twink in some frames and more bulky in others?
Why does the left knee of his suit change color when the color scheme is symmetrical everywhere else?
Why is his left leg all fucked up?
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This is gay. You're doing the same thing Dax and Vito did about Eric July's comic.
 
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