Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
    283
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Found a Wayback Machine snapshot from Sep 2023 of his Flickr account (I think @Harm archived it) with the Vito Gesualdi username before he changed it and all of the photos he posted on that account.
EDIT: Oof.
@AltisticRight you should add this to the subtitle as well: "Followed an Flickr account which made CGI renders of underage children".
 
He’s braying about all the free engagement he “tricked the trolls” into giving him, but I haven’t seen any of his post pass 100 likes or like 15 reblogs.
Congrats, so the pedo got "engagement" that mostly consists of people calling him the pedo he is and wishing death on him. Monetize that, bitch.
 
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Hey CringleJingle, can I call you CringleJingle? No one is furious, mad, angry, or upset that you self-report your pedophilia so incessantly and openly that all you can do in response is crop screenshots and lie about the content of our posts because even you know your fans are such retarded losers that they'll believe your lazy lies.

In fact, it's uplifting knowing that CringleJingle is such a fuck-up that he made it this obvious that he's a pedophile. It puts a pep in my step knowing you hate yourself and your fans and have such unrestrained contempt that you lie to them at every turn and they buy it because only the dumbest of the dumb would fall for it.

Anytime I see you, CringleJingle, dancing on the grave of another outed pedophile's public image, I know it's because you hate yourself for what you are and how you sabotaged yourself by making it known at every turn. Now you have to either be the scumbag pedophile you let the world know you are, or live a thinly veiled lie while burying yourself in children's play things and garbage dietary decisions to cope with the unloved life you've made for yourself.

The best part about it is I never had to lie about you once. Not even a little bit. Can you say the same, CringleJingle?
 
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Hey CringleJingle, can I call you CringleJingle? No one is furious, mad, angry, or upset that you self-report your pedophilia so incessantly and openly that all you can do in response is crop screenshots and lie about the content of our posts because even you know your fans are such retarded losers that they'll believe your lazy lies.

In fact, it's uplifting knowing that CringleJingle is such a fuck-up that he made it this obvious that he's a pedophile. It puts a pep in my step knowing you hate yourself and your fans and have such unrestrained contempt that you lie to them at every turn and they buy it because only the dumbest of the dumb would fall for it.

Anytime I see you, CringleJingle, dancing on the grave of another outed pedophile's public image, I know it's because you hate yourself for what you are and how you sabotaged yourself by making it known at every turn. Now you have to either be the scumbag pedophile you let the world know you are, or live a thinly veiled lie while burying yourself in children's play things and garbage dietary decisions to cope with the unloved life you've made for yourself.

The best part about it is I never had to lie about you once. Not even a little bit. Can you say the same, CringleJingle?
What stage of grief are we now? Barganing, Denial? Definitely not Anger or Depression, or at least he masks his anger. Could be Depression. I will say Bargaining. Mr. CringeJingle should be here answering questions, inquiring minds would like to know.
 
What stage of grief are we now? Barganing, Denial? Definitely not Anger or Depression, or at least he masks his anger. Could be Depression. I will say Bargaining. Mr. CringeJingle should be here answering questions, inquiring minds would like to know.
I searched the thread for the word “brides” and it only comes up once in the OP. It’s for the the mediocre Konami game Otomedius (the Parodius games are so much better). But I’m shocked to defend Japan but there’s nothing pedo about the girl space ships. They’re big tittied anime girls. I dunno for all I know maybe they say the Vic Viper girl is 4 years old (they’re personifications of the ships) but seriously I couldn’t care less.

So we’re just at the stage where Vedo is just cherry-picking crap as if the weakest evidence negates all the reasons he’s abhorred. Vedo I hate you because you’re a shameless unfunny grifter and even if you’re just an edgelord (I’ll permit a big maybe for that) you’re still friends with Mr. Girl who has triumphantly declared himself a pedophile. I will buy 10 issues of Superkiller if you fly him to Canada and give him MAID.
 
Part 1 of the three parts update to the OP is done:
- Added more information to the OP
- More instances of Vaedophile stating his desire to rape children

Part 2 and 3 should be ready by the weekends:
- Vaedophile vs. Kiwi Farms
- A timeline of his shitty book
These will be in the 2 following posts beneath the OP.

Then I'll somehow try to start the Juju rewrite.
 
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Where we at?
Yeah, half way through 2024.

It's a slow Friday at work. I'll make sure the update is good.

Vaedophile cries about 3D assets again. 4 months ago he said he doesn't care. He still doesn't care, that's why he wrote a slew of drivel instead of working on his book.
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Huh.
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So I did exactly what he said to do.
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Yeah, I think he's right on this one. No one would have seen it unless they went looking though.
 
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