Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Still Exceptional]

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No no no no.
Don't use his own words against him!

What are you doing?
It's like the Shaggy thing. Like when he multiple times stated that he has fantasies of raping children, and talked about underage hookers then is magically shocked that people do not like him.
No no no no, impossible for their own words to be used against them.

It will never not be funny to me that the Vedophile outed himself so blatantly and then tried to walk it back.

"No no, I meant we as in society! Nevermind that I was being asked about non-offending pedophiles and used the word we when referring to them specifically!"

Bruh, ya fucked up and nobody with a brain buys your "royal we" bullshit.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://archive.is/vtNci

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https://archive.is/D7Omc

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If anyone else posted like this they would seem like a fed

Yeah, he’s just trying to do the “lol I was just pretending!” thing again. There’s too much pushback, so he’s pretending his earlier stuff was “just a bit” rather than meaning it but now overcompensating to hide it.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

People just don't understand the comedic genius of vedo da pedo.

Step 1: Say your a pedophile (make sure to double down when confronted).
Step 2: Whine online about people calling you a pedophile.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

It worked out for amos yee.

 

[Grunka Lunka]

https://x.com/chippel/status/1802060597359718435

https://archive.ph/BqNBx

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Vito has a big victim cry about how actually Eric July is the one attacking HIM!

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Vito has a big victim cry about how actually Eric July is the one attacking HIM!

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Is Vito posting up the video where Geekthulu sperged out on the black baby and called it a nigger? Or am I forgetting that particular stream?
he's going hard in the paint to get Eric July to seem like the bad guy while doing the same shit he's saying he's not allowed to do and Eric is.

Make it make sense.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Vito has a big victim cry about how actually Eric July is the one attacking HIM!

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If your pet retard and his autistic hoe didn’t go over to Eric July’s places he would not be in any trouble.

Only you’ve done actual stalking. Enjoy Prison.

 

[sillybillyguy]

It is perfectly acceptable to wish death on an open pedo like Vito.

Stop whinging, Christopher.

 

[Guntkvd]

Ngl, this is really based PPP clip. Vito should be crucified upside down and stones thrown at his pedophile head.

https://x.com/VitoComedy/status/1802164940742312162

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Ngl, this is really based PPP clip. Vito should be crucified upside down and stones thrown at his pedophile head.

https://x.com/VitoComedy/status/1802164940742312162

lmao he's having a full on meltdown. Beautiful

On his latest podcast, Vito also says the "fun is over" and that now is the time for "war". ( 1:03:10)

Now we know that by "war" he means "trying to cancel PPP and Warski via limp dicked twitter threads"

 

[Guntkvd]

It's obviously getting under his skin, but he's the one who's starting shit with everyone. Vito, you're your worst enemy.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ngl, this is really based PPP clip. Vito should be crucified upside down and stones thrown at his pedophile head.

https://x.com/VitoComedy/status/1802164940742312162

Same energy

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

On his latest podcast, Vito also says the "fun is over" and that now is the time for "war". ( 1:03:10)

At 1:09:00 he says that they have a new record for watchers, of 1700 viewers. That’s half the viewers of Null or the Kino Casino. How embarrassing.

 

[Harm]

Pedophiles should die, especially woman-beating pedophiles who unironically argue that we should empathize with all pedophiles even if it has a 99% failure rate, which CringleJingle did on Nina Infinity's livestream.

Does he really believe Ted Kaczynski would side with him, the obese grifting unloved pedophile, in all this? Nigga might as well put the Dylan and Eric from Columbine as his pfp while he's at it and start tweeting Joker "we live in a pedo-hating society" memes.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

With the exception of another pedophile, most people can be considered the good guy when compared to Vito.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Ngl, this is really based PPP clip. Vito should be crucified upside down and stones thrown at his pedophile head.

https://x.com/VitoComedy/status/1802164940742312162

Simpler times. Back when Surfer was just an entertaining schizo instead of being plain ol schizo.

Edit: seeing Warski’s face and how he’s genuinely (mostly) speechless and hearing Justice in the background makes that 1m43s clip even more kino.

 

[genericwhitemale]

>using Unabomber PFP when you are the most pozzed nigger cattle soy consoomer
Ted would roll in his grave if he saw this chomo appropriate his image to declare fatwa on people making fun of him and his master online.

 

[Pissmaster]

Ngl, this is really based PPP clip. Vito should be crucified upside down and stones thrown at his pedophile head.

https://x.com/VitoComedy/status/1802164940742312162

Vito's whining about it as if anyone cares about him at all. As if someone will see that and be more concerned about the dudes saying "nigger" than the guy who has outright claimed, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is in fact a pedophile.

The OP of this thread has a good number of direct statements made by Vito himself. Anyone who ever encounters him can be directed to this thread and read his unambiguous statements. No one but other pedophiles are coming to his defense after reading that shit.

 

[Guntkvd]

Vedo's pedophilic nature overshadows his other big trait: being a snitch. How many times this bitch tried to cancel someone on xitter?

 

[Harm]

Vedo's pedophilic nature overshadows his other big trait: being a snitch. How many times this bitch tried to cancel someone on xitter?

Made all the more ironic with how much he cries about mrgirl (aka Max Karson the wife-beating pedophile and self-admitted rapist) being "cancelled" and unable to proliferate his content on all platforms.