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Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
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I can't think of a clever-er joke, so we'll just leave it at "What, are you going to deliver it to his grave in 80 fucking years?"
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This people are morons and think the most amount of force we get what you want accomplished.
That is all there is to it. That and these idiots all think they are the main character in a story so nothing bad can possibly happen to them.
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No no no no.
Don't use his own words against him!
What are you doing?
It's like the Shaggy thing. Like when he multiple times stated that he has fantasies of raping children, and talked about underage hookers then is magically shocked that people do not like him.
No no no no, impossible for their own words to be used against them.
Guntkvd
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>you said things and published statements that, to my eyes and ears, looked and sounded like you were saying that you were attracted to children
Is he phrasing it this way because juju is trigger-happy and threatening lolsuits for defamation?
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I’d just like to remind everyone that Eric July has stated someone on his payroll is making sure to keep receipts of this sort of behavior.
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The state of California has an estimated population of 39 million people, more than the entire country of Canada. Despite this, there's no evidence that Vito has ever dated a single person while living there.
Every other pedophile of Dax Herrera (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as Juju the cow) has dated someone. Max Karson was married (he beat this woman) and is dating a woman right now. Corey Barnhill dated the woman to whom he admitted he watches CSAM. Even DigiPedo has had a woman in his life before he tried to become one himself.
And yet, instead of pursuing anybody romantically, Vito is sitting alone at home on Twitter yet again surrounded by his molested cats, arguing fruitlessly with people who hate him so he can convince the dumbest of the dumb to rally behind him. All so he can pass out late into the night, wake up all alone, and then do it all one more time.
Even if he convinces the whole world he's not really a pedophile, he loses all the weight and grows back all the hair, he puts out Superkiller to international critical acclaim, his Ghostbusters review finally gets picked up by the algorithm, and he finally revitalizes his career as Vito the Voiceover Guy, none of it will change the fact that not a single woman will ever love him.
Every other pedophile of Dax Herrera (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as Juju the cow) has dated someone. Max Karson was married (he beat this woman) and is dating a woman right now. Corey Barnhill dated the woman to whom he admitted he watches CSAM. Even DigiPedo has had a woman in his life before he tried to become one himself.
And yet, instead of pursuing anybody romantically, Vito is sitting alone at home on Twitter yet again surrounded by his molested cats, arguing fruitlessly with people who hate him so he can convince the dumbest of the dumb to rally behind him. All so he can pass out late into the night, wake up all alone, and then do it all one more time.
Even if he convinces the whole world he's not really a pedophile, he loses all the weight and grows back all the hair, he puts out Superkiller to international critical acclaim, his Ghostbusters review finally gets picked up by the algorithm, and he finally revitalizes his career as Vito the Voiceover Guy, none of it will change the fact that not a single woman will ever love him.
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TheIncredibleDunce
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That's a slanderous lie! Vito did hook up once with a "woman".
On a serious note though, it's pretty cruel that Dax won't hook this guy up with one of his mentally challenged meat pockets. Surely Vito is less abhorrent than guys like Ralph and Riley? Sure, the morbid obesity is the same but at least Vito isn't a full on drug addict hobo, as far as I know.
Makes one wonder if there is something so incredibly messed up with Vito that even Dax thinks it would be cruel to provide him with a tard lady.
Or perhaps Vito deep down knows that it's messed up and has declined the offer?
Nah, it's probably the former.
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Sometimes I do wonder if Abbygale Mertes is that transgender dominatrix that Vito dated (the only adult he's ever claimed to have dated). They're transgender, they're the only other person who's ever claimed Vito dated anyone, and their story about CringleJingle beating a "woman" and getting away with it because he cried would make more sense if it was actually some tranny instead.
Perhaps Vito scared them into silence by threatening to leak pics or videos of their transgender dominatrix days? That could be damaging for a school teacher who's trying to distance themselves from their sex work.
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Vito is the physical embodiment of that feeling you get when you watch an animal you don't care about shit indoors.
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Thats cultural appropriation, you give him back you pedophile.
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If anyone else posted like this they would seem like a fed
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My culture, he's blatantly shitting on it.
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>sharpened like a diamond
Diamonds aren't sharp you dumb fucking nonce.
This is what a raw diamond looks like.
>Crystal clarity
So less transparent than your average plastic container?
Okay nonce, if that makes you happy.
This sounds like something a wignat would say before he shoots up a Black church.
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So he's threatened that he'd do "worse than violence" to Eric July. And now his Avatar is the Unabomber?
If the feds pick him will that also be Eric July's fault?
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He's probably going to hide behind "I'm a comedian!" as a defense. In that case he should've said "I'm going to deliver something far worse than violence... by the 24 pack!"
That's so much violence! What's he doin' with all that violence? Ohhhhh, buddy! He must be cuh-razy if CringleJingle's gonna unleash that much upon Eric July!- Joined
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He's probably hoping for Eric July to make the call so he can cry victim.
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Is it too much to wish for some "concerned parent" (not someone from the farms, we do not touch cows) to do the same thing to this tub of lard and make him eat a nice soup of teeth and blood the next time he does a "sit down" (stand up, lol) """comedy""" routine?