Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Outer Space Traveller]

Hopefully this worm will continue to squirm as he will soon feel the pressure of the authorities upon him. Both him and Max Karson. After all, Christopher said he "cannot control himself", and the latter said he's an "advocate".

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://x.com/studentofgodd/status/1802330555368825130

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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Don't forget his direct response to Vito:

 

[Harm]

How do you end up spending that much money on a Youtube documentary, especially one that will need half a year to produce? That sounds retarded and/or insane.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

How do you end up spending that much money on a Youtube documentary, especially one that will need half a year to produce? That sounds retarded and/or insane.

Spite can be a powerful motivator, sometimes it motivates people to do retarded / insane things.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

How do you end up spending that much money on a Youtube documentary, especially one that will need half a year to produce? That sounds retarded and/or insane.

It’s probably an exaggeration just to push the point of “I don’t care how much this costs because it’s going to cause you problems regardless, and I want you to squirm while you wait for it to hit because fuck you.”

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

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[Lain of the Wired]

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Its just missing another mask with the unibomber pfp.

 

[SlimyCuntStain]

How do you end up spending that much money on a Youtube documentary, especially one that will need half a year to produce? That sounds retarded and/or insane.

Especially risky given we don't know when we'll get Vito's "shooting yourself in the head while federal agents surround your home" arc.

 

[Captain Manning]

Crosspost from Sean thread. Vito is doing the whole cringe "fite me IRL" towards Sean/Potentially Criminal now. Archive link in quoted portion.

Vito is being an Internet tough guy towards Sean right now. Full "fite me IRL."

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https://archive.is/hdobJ

I am not gonna archive the whole exchange. I'm just priming the pump on request of @3MMA in chat.

 

[AltisticRight]

Crosspost from Sean thread. Vito is doing the whole cringe "fite me IRL" towards Sean/Potentially Criminal now. Archive link in quoted portion.

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I hope Sean turns Vaedophile into a pile of processed McDonald's chicken nuggets goop with a pipe wrench.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ghost archive of Vito crap made by @3MMA. Includes tweet above.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fptAx

I hope Sean turns Vaedophile into a pile of processed McDonald's chicken nuggets goop with a pipe wrench.

I hope Sean just laughs. "Fite me IRL" is the gayest shit in the world. Tonkasaw proved that throughout most of 2018, and into early 2019. Every time I see or hear it, I instantly think of that dumbass.

EDIT: Screenshots that correspond to above Ghost Archive attached.

 

[sillybillyguy]

They are just as fat as each other.

Also funny he picks the doughy soft spoken one and not anybody else calling him a pedo.

Fight Andy Warski if you're so tough. Dude has a glass jaw so you've got a chance.

 

[AltisticRight]

They are just as fat as each other.

Also funny he picks the doughy soft spoken one and not anybody else calling him a pedo.

Fight Andy Warski if you're so tough. Dude has a glass jaw so you've got a chance.

Exactly, Vaedophile should fight Andy Warski or Eric July.
Pull up, nonce. Show us how much of an Interwebs alpha you are.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Fight Andy Warski if you're so tough. Dude has a glass jaw so you've got a chance.

Exactly, Vaedophile should fight Andy Warski or Eric July.
Pull up, nonce. Show us how much of an Interwebs alpha you are.

Warski has a glass jaw but supposedly, according to Keemstar (so take that with a massive grain of salt), Warski also has tard strength “for his size”.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Flat appeal too.
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I am begging this motherfucker to watch even a 10-minute YouTube tutorial on foreshortening. I can't take any more of these shrunken arms.

"It was one tweet where I used the royal we, those kiwi farmers are just making up me being a pedophile"

Sure, Chris

He was literally given the opportunity to clarify at the time, when someone replied 'We?', and he just said we again.

Astonishing someone as terminally online as Vedo could believe he can actually rewrite this event.

This is gay. You're doing the same thing Dax and Vito did about Eric July's comic.

Those two chuckleheads spent literal weeks freaking out about a traced coffee table. It is absolutely fair game to point out all the ways in which Vedo's shitty comic fails by even basic standards.

I really just don't get it

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Vedo knows Eric doesn't have kids, right? There's no one for you to molest, Chris.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Exactly, Vaedophile should fight Andy Warski or Eric July.
Pull up, nonce. Show us how much of an Interwebs alpha you are.

We need a proper 1 on 1 beatdown Portugal style so this pedophile can't cope after getting his ass beaten

 

[Musashi's Son]

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EDIT:
archive of the DAZZLINGRENDERS Flickr CringleJingle followed: https://archive.ph/1rzEf

 

[Harm]

Context on the "simping for a rapist" tweet: CringleJingle's best friend Max Karson has admitted that while on a date with a woman he barely knew, before he had penetrated her she explicitly told him to stop, do not continue with the sexual encounter, and that she was not ready. Despite this, he continued anyways and raped her.

Max Karson's big brained defense is that people don't actually consider this rape because instead of reporting him to the police, they call him a rapist, so they must not consider him a rapist. His other defense is that after he raped her, she revealed that she had an STI and that he needed to get himself checked. Somehow, this retroactively justified the rape.

This is obviously insane, as whether or not his rape of this woman could be prosecuted under a criminal statute has no bearing on whether he raped her or not, and attempting to report a rape without knowledge of the time or place or identity of the victim would be a fruitless report. CringleJingle's best friend still raped her and exploits this rape for content.

 

[GaryGray]

I hope Sean just laughs. "Fite me IRL" is the gayest shit in the world. Tonkasaw proved that throughout most of 2018, and into early 2019. Every time I see or hear it, I instantly think of that dumbass.

None of these punk-ass internet pedophiles are actually ready to throw hands.

One fat Canadian might take him up on that offer. It would be perfect content. Warski trains PPP and Dick trains Vito. It is ironic for Vito to talk about people following through on promises since he cannot bother to loose half a pound a week for thousands of dollars. Even his favorite pieces of plastic and card-stock are not enough for him to get on a scale weekly. Vito is so bitch made a fight with Tonka would end in a draw since neither would show up.