Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

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  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%
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after however many episodes they've done, Vito is finally realizing that he's only part of the show because Dick loves having a retard around to bully. Good thing he has a humiliation fetish. 100 more eps!

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Sonic said:
God, out if all the lolcows on this site I want to see on the ground, squealing like a pig and getting the absolute shit beaten out of them, it's this guy. More than Andy Ditch, Nick Bate, etc. Sorry to get all mad on the internet but there is nothing I hate more than a smug little bitch who's overdue on getting what they fucking deserve.
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Calm down, the FBI will get him some day. Until then, rest easy knowing his terminal lack of fitness will probably keep him from doing any real damage.
 
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Damn Vito, imagine if you sucked up to Maddox instead of Dax.
You would have someone who has contacts to book publishers and recently got a lot of contacts in the animation industry.
Funny isn‘t it? He would have easily helped you with starting a comic book series with animated spin-off.
But now you‘re stuck with Dax, who will absolutely cut your ass into tiny chomochunks for content if you break up with him. Talk about scorned ex-gf, amirite? Haha.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
after however many episodes they've done, Vito is finally realizing that he's only part of the show because Dick loves having a retard around to bully. Good thing he has a humiliation fetish. 100 more eps!

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It brings me unparalleled joy seeing how much it upsets Vedo that Dax views him as nothing more than the fat worthless punching bag he is.

Imagine what a loser you have to be that a man who dresses as a cow called Juju and gets fucked in the ass can look down on you, and rightly so.
 
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Sneedotron said:
Wasn‘t Vito already involved in some weight loss challenge for years and only got fatter?
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It’s literally just reduce calories in and burn more calories. No excuse to be fat unless you will it. Seeing how Vito is a lazy fuck who can’t finish his comic book and needs his Mexican labor hand to go after people who have finished their comic book a modest proposal is for that fat fuck to skip his morning weed and cereal and eat no 4 buck. Instant weight loss results!
 
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Wasn‘t Vito already involved in some weight loss challenge for years and only got fatter?
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Vito was offered money by fans to lose 30 pounds in 6 months, and he lost. CringleJingle scammed the audience by refusing the final weigh-in and only weighing in AFTER the six months had ended and he had already lost, and then he barely weighed in below the 30 pounds days after the six months ended and he declared victory.

His victory celebration consisted of shoving tacos in his face. He's literally retarded.
 
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Harm said:
Vito was offered money by fans to lose 30 pounds in 6 months, and he lost. CringleJingle scammed the audience by refusing the final weigh-in and only weighing in AFTER the six months had ended and he had already lost, and then he barely weighed in below the 30 pounds days after the six months ended and he declared victory.

His victory celebration consisted of shoving tacos in his face. He's literally retarded.
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What's weird, vedo is making pennies from podcasting, his youtube career is dead and buried, how he's still so fucking fat?
 
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What's weird, vedo is making pennies from podcasting, his youtube career is dead and buried, how he's still so fucking fat?
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He got over $100k to produce a comic book which will probably cost him $10k or so total, and he's already bragged that he's put the remainder into a money market account to accrue interest. Plus, CringleJingle's a scalper who buys 10 copies of collector's editions purely so he can rape people on markups.

On top of everything, he lives in a duplex in a niggercattle ghetto, so his bills are relatively low for California.
 
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Harm said:
His victory celebration consisted of shoving tacos in his face. He's literally retarded.
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The upside in all of this is there is a non-0% chance we'll get to see him die of a heart attack on stream one day. That's maybe the only thing I would find more entertaining than Mersh's inevitable fatal stroke on stream.
 
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