Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[mfalkner]

The upside in all of this is there is a non-0% chance we'll get to see him die of a heart attack on stream one day. That's maybe the only thing I would find more entertaining than Mersh's inevitable fatal stroke on stream.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

[Link]

IT'S HAPPENING! Vito touched it, they ALL touched it.

 

[AnOminous]

The upside in all of this is there is a non-0% chance we'll get to see him die of a heart attack on stream one day. That's maybe the only thing I would find more entertaining than Mersh's inevitable fatal stroke on stream.

I wish he'd join IP2 so there would be at least a chance of seeing him beaten and stomped to death.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Is it too much to wish for some "concerned parent" (not someone from the farms, we do not touch cows) to do the same thing to this tub of lard and make him eat a nice soup of teeth and blood the next time he does a "sit down" (stand up, lol) """comedy""" routine?

Vedo tried to walk back his mask off antagonizing and JuJu got so upset at that Spanish Dad cornering that "comedian" because they both fear the same thing happening to them.

A Fathers Day Gift

Spoiler: Good Vedophile

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[Outer Space Traveller]

Vedo tried to walk back his mask off antagonizing and JuJu got so upset at that Spanish Dad cornering that "comedian" because they both fear the same thing happening to them.
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A Fathers Day Gift

Spoiler: Good Vedophile

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Ah, so they are afraid of doing this routine, I see. In case someone goes Gary Plauché in their asses. It would be rightfully deserving!
Don't worry, Christopher, no one here touches the cows. We merely are speaking of occasions!

 

[AnOminous]

In case someone goes Gary Plauché in their asses. It would be rightfully deserving!
Don't worry, Christopher, no one here touches the cows. We merely are speaking of occasions!

I doubt a single person here would do anything but laugh if this disgusting pervert got a Gary of his own.

 

[Harm]

No one would miss him either besides other soulless vermin like Max Karson and Dax Herrera.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No one would miss him either besides other soulless vermin like Max Karson and Dax Herrera.

Gary certainly wouldn't that guy was a crack shot.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Just had this one in my recommendations, I completely forgot about PPP bloodsporting vedo. Not so smug and aloof when confronted on stream about his pedophilic comments.

I was there for this stream live, but I think I tapped out before this felting. I could only handle so much reeeeing from people who never should've been on the stream. I remember the entire chat spamming "kick Vito" for a hot minute before he was actually kicked.

Unsurprising that Vito would default to whining about "muh Canadian mass graves" when confronted about his pedo takes. "Whataboutisms" and personal attacks are one of the most time-tested ways to signal you have no decent response or have lost an argument. Those graves were a hoax, but what exactly would those have to do with PPP (and Warski by extension) aside from him simply being born in Canada even if they were real? PPP didn't kidnap and kill a bunch of aboriginal children and bury them under a school, but Vito did factually, verifiably post those pedo takes on Xitter and other suspicious material elsewhere online.

Oh who am I kidding, those mass graves are actually Eric July's fault!

 

[Harm]

Self-admitted pedophile gets called a pedo and his big comeback is "yeah, well, in your country they sell bagged milk!"

He really should've hit them with "yeah, PPP? Well, I bet you buy bagged milk... by the 24 pack!"

 

[Guntkvd]

Are there more examples of vedo being pressed live on air?
1:36:02 time stamp if it doesn't work

 

[Toothp!ck]

https://www.youtube.com/live/xGkHZN1BlHA?si=RwKJluK7yds_Az0z

A fitness YouTuber got asked questions by someone using Vitos picture

While he eventually was told it was not him he discovered him and is now calling him out as a pedophile.

 

[Jashe Mane]

https://www.youtube.com/live/xGkHZN1BlHA?si=RwKJluK7yds_Az0z

A fitness YouTuber got asked questions by someone using Vitos picture
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While he eventually was told it was not him he discovered him and is now calling him out as a pedophile.

Leave it to Vito to turn a free win from a fan into yet another tragic loss.

 

[mfalkner]

https://www.youtube.com/live/xGkHZN1BlHA?si=RwKJluK7yds_Az0z

A fitness YouTuber got asked questions by someone using Vitos picture
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While he eventually was told it was not him he discovered him and is now calling him out as a pedophile.

That was a pretty underwhelming comeback, especially from a "comedian". Can you kys already, Chris?

 

[Harm]

There is no proof CringleJingle is a comedian and I'm tired of people entertaining the notion that he is one.

 

[Toothp!ck]

There is no proof CringleJingle is a comedian and I'm tired of people entertaining the notion that he is one.

His style of comedy is just saying the most depraved things and then attacking people for not finding the humor. It's a cheap way comedians try to be funny.

 

[AnOminous]

There is no proof CringleJingle is a comedian and I'm tired of people entertaining the notion that he is one.

Tfw when you're a pedophile who has to claim just to be a comedian not to be beaten to death with baseball bats.

 

[MeltyTW]

"yeah, well, in your country they sell bagged milk!"

bagged milk is great though. can this chomo faggot have a single good take?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

His style of comedy is just saying the most depraved things and then attacking people for not finding the humor. It's a cheap way comedians try to be funny.

For a second I thought I was in Dax’s thread reading this

 

[Oliver Onions]

His style of comedy is just saying the most depraved things and then attacking people for not finding the humor. It's a cheap way comedians try to be funny.

I'm sure he'd have gone down a storm on Newgrounds back in the day, except it would take him 2 years and $80k to put out a 30-second Flash animation and it would still look like complete shit (even by Flash standards).