Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

bagged milk is great though. can this chomo faggot have a single good take?

What is the advantage over a jug? I guess it's easier to fit in the trash when you're done?


We should flatten Vito into a bag to make him easier to throw away.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Any updates on the comic, fatso? I'm so eager to tear that shit to pieces.

 

[Harm]

Any updates on the comic, fatso? I'm so eager to tear that shit to pieces.

Last update was still May 29th, and according to it there will be an "unfinished" digital copy delivered in July. Sometime in the next 5 weeks, it's supposed to be dropping. Well, a "workprint copy" is supposed to be dropping:



A real workprint is a form of rough draft circulated internally so that final changes can be made before releasing to the masses. CringleJingle is using this term because it allows him to insulate himself from criticism ("it's supposed to be shitty, it's the workprint!").

They can't realistically re-do the art because lazy wetback Keder LeBeau isn't going to re-draw entire panels for them to then be re-colored and re-lettered. What elements they plan to revise will only be visible in the "final copy." It's a way to say "oh jeez, these dummies don't realize that was changed in the final paper copy!" It's literally a grift.

 

[Oliver Onions]

@Harm how much is the comic overdue at this point? I get mixed up between Vedo and fellow grifter EVS who is years behind on delivering.

Either way it's hilarious it's taken him this long just to drop an early access version of this shit pile lmao

 

[Harm]

@Harm how much is the comic overdue at this point? I get mixed up between Vedo and fellow grifter EVS who is years behind on delivering.

Either way it's hilarious it's taken him this long just to drop an early access version of this shit pile lmao

The earliest updates in his campaign clearly state it was due in December 2023, and he claimed in the original campaign in June 2023 that it was 25%-50% finished (LIE!), so it's going to be 8 months late in July 2024...

...Except, those delivery dates were for the print copy, not a digital copy. The print copy is supposed to launch in September or October 2024, so it's going to truly be 10-11 months late.

He's already started lying that it was originally due in February 2024, but this is a classic Obvious Pedophile Lie™.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I mean missed deadlines and constant push backs of delivery isn’t unusual for gofundme projects.

Not like we have an example of say a comic book writer who’s able to work with multiple projects and deliver on time.

Spoiler

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not like we have an example of say a comic book writer who’s able to work with multiple projects and deliver on time.

This is the crux for me. Planning, creating and shipping a comic book is a huge undertaking, especially for someone with no prior experience, so I could have been sympathetic to Vedo having teething issues if he hadn't spent the last year shitting all over a man who has consistently and repeatedly delivered what he promised on time.

And I know the cope is 'but Eric July's comics suck, wouldn't you rather a comic be late but good??' but that falls flat now that we've seen what Superkiller looks like and it's the amateur hour dogshit we all knew it would be.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

(Xeet / Archive)

Vito knows what's really "edgy"

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

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Vaedo, I know you read this thread. The really edgy content would be seeing you do a Ronnie McNutt, and sending us the video. Not only you, but your entire team of losers. It's a shame you thrive with negative attention.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Vaedo, I know you read this thread. The really edgy content would be seeing you do a Ronnie McNutt, and sending us the video. Not only you, but your entire team of losers. It's a shame you thrive with negative attention.

If he does a Ronnie I hope he angles the barrel too far forward or flinches at the last second and just blows his face off but completly misses the brain like those botched shotgun suicides that used to be on Rotten.com.
Now that would be quality entertainment and increase Vedo's worth the world with a single trigger pull.

 

[Harm]

those botched shotgun suicides that used to be on Rotten.com

Never seen one of those, but the descriptions of them have made my stomach churn. When you re-contextualize it as CringleJingle though, it turns into a scene from a light-hearted comedy.

He loads the shell and blows his face off without hitting his brain at all, he rolls around making anguished gurgling noises, and then his zany neighbor comes in to audience applause as he finds the pedophile's body. "Oh man!" He examines the shell and notices Vito used birdshot instead of buckshot. "This one's for the birds!" Cue the laughtrack. The buxom blonde comes in and hugs the zany neighbor while the audience "awws" for the romance.

A spray of blood flies up and splashes them both. "Oh, Vito!" they exclaim as his bloody screams are muffled by the loose flesh where his mouth used to be. His cats can be seen eating bits of flesh off a stack of a couple dozen Superkiller comics with Q-tips sticking out their ass. "Look, honey! It's the missing Superkiller comics! I guess Vito was waiting to release them... by the 24 pack!" They both laugh while Happy by Pharrell plays into the credits.

 

[AltisticRight]

Where's your fucking book, fat nonce?
You said digital copy in July, yes?
It's officially July, you have 31 days to go.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Never seen one of those, but the descriptions of them have made my stomach churn. When you re-contextualize it as CringleJingle though, it turns into a scene from a light-hearted comedy.

He loads the shell and blows his face off without hitting his brain at all, he rolls around making anguished gurgling noises, and then his zany neighbor comes in to audience applause as he finds the pedophile's body. "Oh man!" He examines the shell and notices Vito used birdshot instead of buckshot. "This one's for the birds!" Cue the laughtrack. The buxom blonde comes in and hugs the zany neighbor while the audience "awws" for the romance.

A spray of blood flies up and splashes them both. "Oh, Vito!" they exclaim as his bloody screams are muffled by the loose flesh where his mouth used to be. His cats can be seen eating bits of flesh off a stack of a couple dozen Superkiller comics with Q-tips sticking out their ass. "Look, honey! It's the missing Superkiller comics! I guess Vito was waiting to release them... by the 24 pack!" They both laugh while Happy by Pharrell plays into the credits.

Most of the botched shotgun suicide are because they use birdshot not buck, and flinch as they pull the trigger, basically blows their face off between the birdshot and the gas expansion but doesn't have the punch to get into the brain pan.
They are truly fucking horrific, but the idea of this fat shit talking pedophile removing his face with a 12 gauge is also ghoulishly funny, imagine the ACK ACK ACK noises...

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Most of the botched shotgun suicide are because they use birdshot not buck, and flinch as they pull the trigger, basically blows their face off between the birdshot and the gas expansion but doesn't have the punch to get into the brain pan.
They are truly fucking horrific, but the idea of this fat shit talking pedophile removing his face with a 12 gauge is also ghoulishly funny, imagine the ACK ACK ACK noises...

It would be his funniest joke yet. As well as Dax Herrera's only contribution to this world. Maybe Dick Masterson's best legacy too?

 

[AnOminous]

a stack of a couple dozen Superkiller comics

Okay, this got too unbelievable at this point.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Most of the botched shotgun suicide are because they use birdshot not buck, and flinch as they pull the trigger, basically blows their face off between the birdshot and the gas expansion but doesn't have the punch to get into the brain pan.
They are truly fucking horrific, but the idea of this fat shit talking pedophile removing his face with a 12 gauge is also ghoulishly funny, imagine the ACK ACK ACK noises...

Wouldn't it be nobler in the mind to use a slug?

Or a detcord noose.

 

[McMitch]

Vito (the pedo) probably hates this song:

 

[Harm]

Spoiler: Text Format

Here's the thing about updates. I would post them all the time, there's always new and exciting things to share! However, I don't want to blow up people's inboxes with emails. If I was a smart man I would fix the SUPERKILLER website and post updates to the blog page, but I am not a smart man.

Regardless, I want to say that I am very pleased with how things are going. My team assures me we are on track to have a digital copy of the book ready to mail out before the end of the month.

I do want to clarify again that this will be a workprint edition of the book. I'm sure there will be some small errors and panels that need to be revisited. But I feel like it's important for you guys to see our progress, and finally get to enjoy the awesome story we've put together.

I also want to say that I have a number of announcements I am holding onto for the time being. I am looking into some options for how to reward you all for your continued patience, and I am hoping that I have hit upon a very exciting option. I hate to be cryptic, but I'm still running the numbers to see exactly what is feasible.

All I can say is that I'm not one of these guys who treats crowdfunding like a piggy bank. I am your ever-devoted comic book slave and I am working every day to do right by ya'll. And if I do decide to cut and run to Mexico with the SUPERKILLER money, I promise to at least send you all a thank you card.

Let's get it done!

#SUPERKILLERFOREVER

- Vito Gesualdi

Latest update from the pedophile. Funniest part is about how he's not "[treating] crowdfunding like a piggy bank" when he's literally put the Superkiller money into a money market account so he can accrue interest on it while not using the money to fulfill the project.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

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Latest update from the pedophile. Funniest part is about how he's not "[treating] crowdfunding like a piggy bank" when he's literally put the Superkiller money into a money market account so he can accrue interest on it while not using the money to fulfill the project.

"I'm not doing what you guys think what I'm doing - actually, screw that, I'm actually doing it."

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Latest update from the pedophile. Funniest part is about how he's not "[treating] crowdfunding like a piggy bank" when he's literally put the Superkiller money into a money market account so he can accrue interest on it while not using the money to fulfill the project.

Oh wow, a bunch of random excuse, generic promise, and vague words and phrases about progress. I for one feel reassured.