Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh wow, so he hits women now too? What a surprise! It's almost like he really enjoys abusing things weaker than himself, women and children.

Good news Chris, figured out why you're so messed up. You're a big fat failure that needs to hurt people to take the sting of a wasted life away. Good job, kys.

Goes without saying but distance yourself from anyone who associates with this dude, especially after all of this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There's another email for the pile. This homepage is actually a newer version of an older website of his called Barcode (I can't locate the original index/homepage for Barcode to more thoroughly archive), which was hosted on Angelfire. In fact, most of the links on this page link back to his Barcode page, or what remained of it at that point (this earliest snapshot was July 1st, 2004).

You don't need the homepage. Use the URL search tab to search through everything that's been archived. It seems somewhat broken because the homepage seems to be redirecting people to the .tk site. In this case, I think the link to the archived blogs is at the bottom of each page anyway.

It looks like he blogged there from November 2003 to April 2004. Based on what has been posted here, he had moved to LiveJournal later in 2004.

Here's how a blog entry from January 29, 2004 starts....


(Archive)



Some things never change, I guess, since this is him over 19 years later:


(Archive)

 

[Particle Bored]

I have discovered that this GoFundMe was most likely over the woman beating incident. Look at the date on the arrest record for him beating the woman:

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May 4th, 2018. Now look at the date he created the "HELP VITO NOT GO TO PRISON" GoFundMe:

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Five days later, May 9th, 2018. Here are a couple choice donations he received, but please remember that technically you can place anything in the name field for your donation so these could be jokes or trolls.

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My (completely unproven) theory is this was circulated privately among friends and confidantes, and then once the money was raised or the charges were dropped he tried to hide it by changing the name to "Pizza Party" and the description to "Pizza time" while GoFundMe stuck with the original title in the URL.

EDIT: Daisy Gesualdi appears to be an artist from Connecticut.

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Link - Archive

Her photography is shit but her drawings and paintings are fine.

Spoiler: Art samples

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The Proud Boys one might be real. The only funny thing Vito has done, and how I found him, was he went to two Antifa vs Free Speech/Proud Boys/Patriot Prayer clashes in Berkeley to make videos, once handing out Pepsis ("Pepsi Challenge") to both sides, and once dressed as "Auntie Fah's" carney-style popcorn vendor.

Fool turned out to be quite a disappointment.

 

[mfalkner]

You don't need the homepage. Use the URL search tab to search through everything that's been archived. It seems somewhat broken because the homepage seems to be redirecting people to the .tk site. In this case, I think the link to the archived blogs is at the bottom of each page anyway.

It looks like he blogged there from November 2003 to April 2004. Based on what has been posted here, he had moved to LiveJournal later in 2004.

Here's how a blog entry from January 29, 2004 starts....

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(Archive)



Some things never change, I guess, since this is him over 19 years later:

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(Archive)

Jesus wept

I cannot wait to hear him try to weasel out of all this.

 

[HahaYes]

Here's how a blog entry from January 29, 2004 starts....

I started scrolling down that page and noticed the entry right below it.
January 22nd, 2004. "6 Letter Word for "Fuckhole". Vito would have been 16 or 17 at the time of posting this.

L | A

Quoting Vito Gesualdi:

You know what, fuck it, now I'm excited about the play. If a bunch of teenage girls want to get on stage and talk dirty about sex and vaginas and whatnot then I say more power to em'. I think if I manage to sport a boner during the show I'll consider it a personal victory. I say we all bring in signs saying "I came to jerk off." Supposedly the play is a lot of anti-male propaganda, so I look forward to smacking some uppity bitches around who get in my face about being a chauvinistic pig.

 

[Chop Top]

Vito would have been 16 or 17 at the time of posting this.
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Max Karson has been around (and Vito has been a fan of his) for that long?

 

[Winston Churchill]

Chris Gesualdi was ignoring him by eating pizza

cheese pizza?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jesus wept

I cannot wait to hear him try to weasel out of all this.

Here, let me take a peek into my crystal ball.

"I guess I have to address this but yes I did a bad thing and I deeply regret it. I'm so so sorry and have always thought about making things right but mean evil people who are awful for pointing out that I'm an abusive pedophile were so scary that I just couldn't! But now that I have acted retarded enough to provoke the people disgusted with me to dig into my past, I think now is the time to say I'm sowwy.. . I just want to have fun and being a fat abusive pedophile is wrong! Jeffwy Epstien was a bad guy and I cuties wasn't even that good to begin with. Besides Eric July is probably evil too even though he just bitches about politics and sells comics. He's still my grift guys... call him a pedophile instead pleeeeease!"

Man... this dumb magic orb is pretty specific. No guarantees though.

 

[Harm]

Eric July's sins: Made millions selling a mediocre comic, got hailed a hero of the comics industry. DMCA'd a t-shirt parodying his logo. Bought a warehouse instead of renting warehouse space. Didn't tell us Isom's superpower in the first issue. Kinda fat.

Chris Gesualdi's sins: Morbidly obese, self-admitted pedophile who gaslights people when they bring up his blatant confession of pedophilia. Reads and draws lolicon artwork. Argued for hours that we should empathize with pedophiles with urges to molest children even if it only produced a 1% success rate. Threatened to rape children after losing a debate. Beat at least one woman so badly the police were involved, held a secret GoFundMe for legal funds, and then hid the evidence. False flags other's content despite claiming to be a free speech advocate. Held an online competition encouraging larceny. Promoted Max Karson's pedophilia advocacy, collaborated with Max Karson repeatedly, is best friends with Max Karson. Promoted Cuties and vehemently defended it. Supplied projectiles to the Berkeley protests in 2019. Looks at photos of dead people and children, used photos of dead Columbine children for art homework. Worst of all: Dated a tranny,

Who could justify being a fan of this fat, negro-obsessed pedophile?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Who could justify being a fan of this fat, negro-obsessed pedophile?

First of all you don’t understand comedy. All you people on Karen farms can’t appreciate the subtle comedy of wanting to sodomize a small child. You’re all acting like a bunch of fat chicks who haven’t been fucked. Isn’t that right Sean?

 

[Savage Randy]

Karl doesn't do a damn thing but obsess over that faggot stuttering john. to the point where he has like 4 podcasts to do nothing but bore everyone by stream sniping him
Once you buy property just to live near your personal cow, you might as well be one, and Karl already has the swimwear.

I'm just waiting for Vito and Dick to bitch on Twitter about how kf doesn't understand comedy

The stutjo shit got obnoxious in November last year. I.E. shuli & the potato. As far as WATP and Vito. Well, Karl has had digibro on his show and in this House (with the horse). I'm sure he'll defend Vito like he did cumia, Royce & mersh and of course juju.

 

[mfalkner]

Here, let me take a peek into my crystal ball.

"I guess I have to address this but yes I did a bad thing and I deeply regret it. I'm so so sorry and have always thought about making things right but mean evil people who are awful for pointing out that I'm an abusive pedophile were so scary that I just couldn't! But now that I have acted retarded enough to provoke the people disgusted with me to dig into my past, I think now is the time to say I'm sowwy.. . I just want to have fun and being a fat abusive pedophile is wrong! Jeffwy Epstien was a bad guy and I cuties wasn't even that good to begin with. Besides Eric July is probably evil too even though he just bitches about politics and sells comics. He's still my grift guys... call him a pedophile instead pleeeeease!"

Man... this dumb magic orb is pretty specific. No guarantees though.

Predicting Vito is as easy as pissing. He tries to pretend to be a human being, then reverts to faggotry before the day ends. He spends too much time around dax, who thinks being an obnoxious cunt is so hilarious

 

[Harm]

Chris Gesualdi has returned to his "Vito" persona to release his first video following his "I Didn't Do It" response to the Eric July drama and the first video since his KF thread's creation. In it, he reviews the new Star Wars series Ahsoka very poorly. I'll be including a local archive and my notes on the video, as well as an archive of the Youtube video link. No direct link to the video itself. This will contain spoilers for the show, if you care about those things. I'll use inline spoilers where necessary.

9/14/23 - Ahsoka is A-Boring!
13 mins, 39 secs; Archive

• His intro is atrocious, the hand pushing the buttons on the NES looks like something out of 2009 Youtube
• Believes the show will fail because Star Wars fans don't know the character and the first episode is boring
• He pulls up his Disney+ stream of the episode as his visual aid instead of collecting clips beforehand, manually scrubs the timeline
• Says this is a tactic to avoid copyright strikes as opposed to pure laziness and incompetence
• The video is all one take and features no editing, but Chris Gesualdi still gives the Ahsoka director editing advice
• Criticizes the director for being too "visuals oriented" in the visual medium of television
• Brings up the criticism from others that she should have died when stabbed by the lightsaber, says "guys, she can't die because she's the main character"
• Criticizes the dialogue as "meat and potatoes" because during an action scene, they spoke quickly and to the point
• Uses this as evidence they're using first draft scripts because there's not enough "poetry and quips" (real quote)
• Says he'd write dialogue like "She's coming from above, so we'll strike the belly of the beast from below!"
• He really liked the de-aged Anakin Skywalker cameo
• Won't shut the fuck up about how the dialogue needs to be "more poetic"
• He REALLY didn't like the giant space whales and starts sperging hardcore about how long they built up the reveal
• Literally starts counting the seconds leading up it, it was only 20 seconds, he still says this is wasting his time as a viewer
• Final point is "I want an edited version of this show that just cuts out the fat" yet he didn't do the same for his own content here

It's all remedial criticisms and the production quality of his own video is abysmal. He clearly opened OBS, recorded himself in one take complaining about the show, and then slapped on intros and outros. Also, he beats women so what he has to say about popular media shouldn't matter to any sane individual anyways.

 

[Blasterman]

@The Yellow Dart
To be honest, Ahsoka is a shitty show.
We know what's the real reason the lardass pedo makes videos like these - sympathy. He wants sympathy from people disgruntled by Disney, so once the day comes he'd have a rabid group of people defending him.

 

[Harm]

Abby/Abbygaleforce, who originated the claim in 2019 that Christopher Gesualdi beat his girlfriend, has suddenly deleted her Twitter account. The account had been active regularly up until and including a retweet yesterday. If she had simply changed her Twitter handle, then it'd appear as thus, with the "Abby" name missing.



This piqued my interest, so I've looked and found she has a Twitch (Archive) and a Youtube (Archive) account linked to her Twitter on this Magic: The Gathering deckbuilidng website (Archive). According to the Twitch bio, she's a transgender middle school teacher, he lives in Northampton, MA, and his full name seems to be Abbygale Mertes. This matches their Instagram profile (Archive).

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This is their "About" page on a Red Sox forum (Archive). The URL uses the name Andrew, so I presume that's their deadname. According to their profile (Archive), they were viewing the website as I was looking into this. They have a strange profile post they wrote on their own profile the same month as Chris Gesualdi's arrest in May 2018, seemingly towards nobody.




It seems they work at the Pioneer Valley Performing Arts Charter Public School, as there's a middle school humanities teacher with a contact page named Abbygale Mertes on their website's staff directory (Archive).

This leads also to a slew of social media under this Abbygale Mertes name. There's a Youtube (Archive), Medium (he hasn't written anything) (Archive), Patreon (Having trouble archiving this), this tweet (Archive) linking this GoFundMe for medical expenses (Archive), and a Facebook (Having trouble archiving this) with friends. Here's a LinkedIn (Having trouble archiving this) with the deadname from the same city but no work history included. The name, birthday, age, and city/state matches this entry I found under the deadname.


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[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Ahsoka is A-Boring!

Ahsoka is A-boring... and she was a good friend.

 

[barbieQ]

Abby/Abbygaleforce, who originated the claim in 2019 that Christopher Gesualdi beat his girlfriend, has suddenly deleted her Twitter account.

I wonder if Chris sent a "gentle request" to get rid of the accusation to their DMs when he found out about this thread. I was initially going to say I highly doubt he has any sort of pull or power to threaten anyone, but then again he did supposedly beat his girlfriend, so who knows what he's capable of. I can't imagine the deletion was done to protect Chris, since Abby is the one who exposed the abuse in the first place.

 

[Neetorino]

Abby/Abbygaleforce, who originated the claim in 2019 that Christopher Gesualdi beat his girlfriend, has suddenly deleted her Twitter account. The account had been active regularly up until and including a retweet yesterday. If she had simply changed her Twitter handle, then it'd appear as thus, with the "Abby" name missing.

I wonder if Chris sent a "gentle request" to get rid of the accusation to their DMs when he found out about this thread. I was initially going to say I highly doubt he has any sort of pull or power to threaten anyone, but then again he did supposedly beat his girlfriend, so who knows what he's capable of. I can't imagine the deletion was done to protect Chris, since Abby is the one who exposed the abuse in the first place.

To me this sounds like Chris sending a "Kiwi Farms knows who you are" message or some shit and caused them to go DFE. I mean, they're transgender and a possible source of information on someone getting a thread made on them, makes total sense that with zero context on why their socials would show up here they would lock shit down. It might not even have been Chris himself but someone else who told them, but that doesn't change the fact that normies are terrified of hearing that their information is even slightly being recorded in a thread here. Honestly it'd be great to be able to ask them questions on Chris and his strong history of being a total shitbag but I doubt they'd be willing to talk to any Kiwis.

 

[HahaYes]

This leads also to a slew of social media under this Abbygale Mertes name. There's a Youtube (Archive), Medium (he hasn't written anything) (Archive), Patreon (Having trouble archiving this), this tweet (Archive) linking this GoFundMe for medical expenses (Archive), and a Facebook (Having trouble archiving this) with friends. Here's a LinkedIn (Having trouble archiving this) with the deadname from the same city but no work history included. The name, birthday, age, and city/state matches this entry I found under the deadname.

Found a few more accounts and added a few archives, though LinkedIn is still being a massive pain in the ass even on ghostarchive which usually manages. I've taken a screenshot of what you can see while logged out so we at least have something on site.

Facebook archive
Patreon Archive
Tiktok | A
Ifttt | A (Application for app automation)
Picsart | A
Pinterest | A
LinkedIn Screencap:


That Pinterest account has a board created 3 years ago from when they moved into an apartment. Mostly just photos of room layouts, lighting and lists for organization of rooms.
L | A

Got to agree through, it does sound like they were given a heads up to DFE as much as possible, or they got spooked because "Kiwi Farms bad" and did it as a preventative.

I was initially going to say I highly doubt he has any sort of pull or power to threaten anyone, but then again he did supposedly beat his girlfriend, so who knows what he's capable of.

That blog entry I found where he was talking about wanting to "slap some uppity bitches" combined with the arrest warrant found earlier in the week for him beating his girlfriend and running from the police after really makes me think there is a possibility he might have made credible threats. Though it's more likely, if it was Chris, that he cried about it until they felt bad enough to oblige.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Christopher definitely told Abby to DFE through a threat or “the evil stalking hacker forum is looking at your posts and is about to dox you!”