Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Pill Cosby]

I’ve been lurkin’ and I can’t believe people like kinokek and GNN are posting stuff bringing this board to people’s attention.

People like Pedo Greaseuldo are going to come here and read their boards. They will stop being faggots on the internet and delete those hot takes they had 10 years ago when they thought people wouldn’t read them.

Anyway we shouldn’t have to worry much. We know Pedo Greaseuldo goes after people (jobs ect…) the usual with “free speech” warriors like him.

Well a cow never changes its spots, juju probably still likes to get fucked in the ass and the world still turns. The milking season might be slowing down but there will be other times.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

God damn it kill yourself Kinochet you fucking faggot.

 

[frap]

The thirst for Xitter clout is so unquenchable Kinochet would rather give heads-up to a pedo than keep his trap shut. Nice going, cocksucker.

 

[HahaYes]

This has stopped being fun.

I concur.






Did a bit more digging, he's also listed as an artist on this indian board games site.
Board Games India listings | A

And I looked into the desctructoid account @The Yellow Dart found. There's a lot more on it.
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Spoiler: Here's every article archive

RIOT on iOS will make you want to break something
Winning the console wars: Sony’s not-so-secret weapon
Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014 introduces sealed play
Dark Souls II caught breakin’ the law
Review: Anodyne
Why people hate Electronic Arts
Why does Capcom hate Mega Man?
Fan Art: Zelda is the hero in ‘Clockwork Empire’
Remember Me devs discuss designing a female lead
Interview: Social networking gone bad in Remember Me
The cosplayers of Wondercon 2013
In defense of shorter games
Five most notorious videogame ripoffs of all-time

But these ones caught my eye the most:
Atelier Totori Plus gets R18+ rating in Australia and The nine worst girlfriends in videogames were already covered above, but we'll take a quick look at the other ones.

Creator of Skullgirls porn officially joins Lab Zero

That speaks for itself really.

In defense of boobies

Review: Atelier Ayesha: The Alchemist of Dusk





This also ended with this picture being dug up from his disquis (A) account. Lmao.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Guys the shit in PG isn't public to avoid DFE in the first place, mentioning shit that's in the thread outside of it before it goes public leads to shit like this.

Vitos thread got mentioned multiple times on the Community Happenings thread, including a post featuring Abbys tweet. That seems to circumvent the login requirement for PG. Maybe there should be a rule regarding that?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Chris' response to the allegations. No mention of the Pedo doujin shit.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Vitos thread got mentioned multiple times on the Community Happenings thread, including a post featuring Abbys tweet. That seems to circumvent the login requirement for PG. Maybe there should be a rule regarding that?

posting thread that still in pg on the community happenings thread is dumb idea anyway, it just defeat the entire purpose of pg
but it doesn't matter for kikochet, since he has a socks account here

sorry that this happened to the fellow kiwis that spent time on this fat grease paedo thread and have this fucking attention whore (almost) torpedo the entire thing for internet points

 

[MooseGump]

No matter how hard he tries Kinochet will never be internet famous when it looks like he's defending Vito the pedo by ratting on the thread lol
On top of also not being famous from being a fag of course

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You're forcing me to defend Kinochet. The creation of the thread was not secret to begin with. If Dick/Vito were not aware of the thread, they probably would be tipped off by a fan, since all you need is an account which you can register easily to see it. But they were aware of it, because Dick was tweeting about the thread being made from the start. Whether that was optimal, who knows, but I don't think anyone anticipated the volume of material that was out there. I kind of expected the thread would just be "Vito said X on Twitter on Y date". The discovery that Vito was a stage/middle name unlocked a lot of additional information

Null already scrolled through some of the posts on this thread on MATI before any of the posts people are whining about Kinochet making that were derived from the thread.

Calm the fuck down.

Chris' response to the allegations

Seems carefully worded. No mention of what the "ridiculous stories" he is supposed to be refuting are.

All signs point them to being different incidents, But one of them he doesn't even want to mention.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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Chris' response to the allegations. No mention of the Pedo doujin shit.

So Vito was arrested for 245(a)(1) according to this.

245(a)(1) reads



Meanwhile, 245(c) specifically talks about cops



It's not definitive proof that he's lying, but it does seem fishy.

 

[notorietus]

Chris' response to the allegations. No mention of the Pedo doujin shit.

…can someone check CourtListener and see if VITO is perhaps lying? Not sure if he went to court for this, but it would be interesting if he did.

This also ended with this picture being dug up from his disquis (A) account. Lmao.

By the end of this, we are probably going to have his internet history and maybe his browser history. Who knows?

 

[AltisticRight]

I kind of expected the thread would just be "Vito said X on Twitter on Y date". The discovery that Vito was a stage/middle name unlocked a lot of additional information

Turns out that an open paedophile, defender and simp of child pornography advocate Max Karson is in fact also a lolicon and a shotacon.

I am so shocked.

(Oh yeah, I need to update the OP.)

The discovery that Vito was a stage/middle name unlocked a lot of additional information

Well, yeah. This thread was never made in secrecy in the first place, though there's a good argument there for the moment we found his full name, everything should have been moved to a more private channel.

Regardless, Kinochet is just the unlikeable type of annoying, even if some his Theodore @Feaser and AF mocking memes made me laugh a little.

 

[Harm]

I get that this thread isn't a truly private venue, but tweeting it out immediately while tagging the pedophile? Come the fuck on. It's blatantly selfish.

What we gain: Kinochet gets social media engagement and impressions.
What we lose: The accuser vanishes and Chris Gesualdi takes control of the narrative.

The information was going to be disseminated regardless; jumping the gun only benefited one person who had nothing to do with gathering the information.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

This also ended with this picture being dug up from his disquis (A) account. Lmao.

Jesus Christ! That hairline is so far back you'd need two horses and a week's worth of provisions to reach it.

 

[Blasterman]

I get that this thread isn't a truly private venue, but tweeting it out immediately while tagging the pedophile? Come the fuck on. It's blatantly selfish.

What we gain: Kinochet gets social media engagement and impressions.
What we lose: The accuser vanishes and Chris Gesualdi takes control of the narrative.

The information was going to be disseminated regardless; jumping the gun only benefited one person who had nothing to do with gathering the information.

Kinochet deserves to be punched in the face as strong as fucking possible.
Vito is one of those rare people I dearly, dearly want to see either behind bars or completely ruined, and that's not something I reserve for every cow. Pedos deserve no mercy whatsoever, and thanks to the stupid Sekturfag we lost a very vital link in uncovering Vito's criminal past.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i wonder how the courts would feel about you "parodying" a pedophile (L/A)

 

[Harm]

Until it's known who reported that Twitter account and why, there's zero basis to the claim that they're a victim in this situation.

That's opposed to his ex-girlfriend, whose savage beating was allegedly witnessed by Andrew "Abbygale" Mertes and made known years before Eric July had any ambitions of selling comic books. Surely those 2019 tweets were planted there by Eric July fans years in advance. You see, Christopher Gesualdi had bogus charges brought against him by a corrupt police officer, made thousands in a GoFundMe over the incident, won in court and had all charges dropped, wiped the GoFundMe for unknown reasons, and never made this publicly known until 5 years later despite livestreaming regularly at the time. Then, damnedest thing, Andrew "Abbygale" Mertes deletes their social media after their firsthand account is uncovered years later, but also before Chris Gesualdi can make any public statement. Only once they're out of the picture does Vito set the record straight.

Yeah, that's what happened.

EDIT: The Biggest Problem in the Universe was cancelled at the last minute today. Dick Masterson never bothered telling Vito that he was flying out to Texas, so instead Vito streamed a bunch of esoteric Youtube videos like 1980s fast food training videos while muttering in the background and Discord notifications going off. The only muttering I could make out was a remark about how he's not paying attention to the videos he's playing.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

i wonder how the courts would feel about you "parodying" a pedophile (L/A)
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How many people and accounts has Christopher flagged/reported for “breaking TOS”? But this one isn’t okay?

I’m starting to think he may be a hypocrite or something.

 

[HahaYes]

It just works.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I’m starting to think he may be a hypocrite or something.

oh no, the pedophile is morally bankrupt. who could've thunk it?