Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Mankirk]

Who's going to take one for the team and sneak a peek?

 

[Maddox Lost]

Mint Salad has btfoed Vito JizzBaldy, his comic is shit, he alienated his audience, his YouTube is dead, and hes extremely fat. Its looking like its over for the fatty.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't care how retarded both sides are, I'm not paying a faggot for access to his shitty Discord server.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This just feels like they’re trying to copy the Boogie drama with lolcow live. If they were actually feuded, they’d be airing dirty laundry and throwing accusations on Twitter, not doing this smarmy “oh noes, we r hazing arguments”.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is gay wrestling ass kayfabe

The WWE needs to be shut down, it's a cognito hazard for retards

 

[Nate Higgers]

I would not be surprised if he sent that dude.

I mean he basically did. Only he didn’t tell the guy “go break into Dick Masterson’s house”; he sent the guy an inflatable cow and told him to put it in the back of Dax’s mexican pickup truck.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Vito popped up in my trending sidebar, had a quick browse and it's nothing but people mogging him for being a pedo.

Suffer, fat cunt.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Vito like Maddox tries to stick to the show format, completely missing the point that shitting on him IS the show.

If only the shame that he felt pressured/drove him to the edge!!!

Vito popped up in my trending sidebar, had a quick browse and it's nothing but people mogging him for being a pedo.
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Suffer, fat cunt.

Good. Very good. Unless he's one of those "Every publicity is good publicity". Let's see if he still likes that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Unless he's one of those "Every publicity is good publicity".

He's claimed that in the past, but he's no Ethan Ralph. You can tell getting constantly shit on for being a worthless loser actually eats at Vito.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Here's some deleted tweets, could be all a work, could be real, but he was deleting them quick but on my end they were still showing up until you went to see the comments then an error occurred. Take with a grain of salt.

 

[Guntkvd]

Here's some deleted tweets, could be all a work, could be real, but he was deleting them quick but on my end they were still showing up until you went to see the comments then an error occurred. Take with a grain of salt.
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After a quick struggle sesh fat pedophile folded and accepted his role of a punching bag. Sad. Pathetic. Couldn't happen to Ralph.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

As soon as Source Film Maker is mentioned, his mind goes to SFM porn of Link (a teenage boy) being raped and how they should hire that artist for Biggest Problem content.

Vito is never beating the allegations.

 

[Musashi's Son]

As soon as Source Film Maker is mentioned, his mind goes to SFM porn of Link (a teenage boy) being raped and how they should hire that artist for Biggest Problem content. Would explain the vore mouths in his comic if he just reaches out to porn artists that he goons to.

 

[Windy Moors]

Obligatory:


I can see why Juju chose Vito the pedo after wanting Boogie for a co-host, they are identical in their spineless faggotry:

If people were truly allowed to do whatever they wanted to Vito the pedo, he wouldn't have to worry about necking himself.

He needs to purchase larger glasses, this pair are not wide enough for his fat pedo head:

They could snap at any moment and do not sit properly on the bulbous adipose, that is his nose.

KYS SuperNonce.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I can see why Juju chose Vito the pedo after wanting Boogie for a co-host, they are identical in their spineless faggotry

God damn it, Vito. Even when you’re creating drama, you have to copy others.

This guy doesn’t have a single ounce of originality in his veins. Saaad! Pathetic!

 

[Fleetwood]

When Vedo gets the boot Juju will make him Maddox July III

 

[AltisticRight]

God damn it, Vito. Even when you’re creating drama, you have to copy others.

This guy doesn’t have a single ounce of originality in his veins. Saaad! Pathetic!

Well, he does have a few ounces alright.
Probably over 10,000 ounces in fact.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Obligatory:

 

[Luke gama]

So is Vito a exclusive paedophile only attracted to children has he any history with relationships adult women

 

[Harm]

So is Vito a exclusive paedophile only attracted to children has he any history with relationships adult women

Vito has only claimed himself to have had one adult relationship from what I'd seen when digging through all his accounts, and it was with a transgender dominatrix for whom he did some web design work. There's another person named Abbygale Mertes who independently claimed that Vito had a girlfriend, but Vito vehemently denies this. Why deny it? Well, because Abbygale Mertes says Vito beat his girlfriend so viciously that the police had to intervene and save her.

So Vito has either only ever dated one adult, a tranny sex worker, or he's also dated a woman he physically abused (according to Abbygale Mertes). The other option is that the tranny sex worker is the same "girlfriend" which Vito allegedly physically abused.