Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

If only he pushes back the age of his preferred bride. If he pushed it so many times, he'd be a normal guy into adults rather than a fucking nonce.

No, I'd still qualify that as immensely creepy. Staring longingly at a child until theyre 18 still makes you a creep.

 

[AltisticRight]

No, I'd still qualify that as immensely creepy. Staring longingly at a child until theyre 18 still makes you a creep.

By the time the physical copy is out, they'll be like 98 years old.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What do you reckon the odds are he hasn't even established contact with a printworks yet? I am putting out my prediction now: before the end of this year we're going to get a project update where he says the physical version is being scrapped and the colored digital version will be the final product delivered.

Maybe you'll get mailed some of those pogs if you're lucky (but probably not, stamps are expensive).

 

[Cursed PBD]

What do you reckon the odds are he hasn't even established contact with a printworks yet? I am putting out my prediction now: before the end of this year we're going to get a project update where he says the physical version is being scrapped and the colored digital version will be the final product delivered.

Maybe you'll get mailed some of those pogs if you're lucky (but probably not, stamps are expensive).

Idk, but my guess is he's met with a printer at some point, at least once for ego's sake. I know it must feel good to try and rile up a professional with retard delusions, consider which type of bamboo will work the best, that whole process doesn't cost anything, but if Vito was ever serious then I'm sure by now the levity of this undertaking has left him debilitated.
It's an impossible task, he works with immigrants.
That's best case scenario and the fallout will be interesting, but just imagine all the retards that'll continue to support him. People are really that dumb, they enable a pedophile.
With shipping rates climbing every quarter it'll be of no benefit, shipping a few things at a time is already unbearable enough.
Printing sheets of pogs and cards is whatever, but what do you think will come of the plushies and lunch boxes? It's all pretty ridiculous.

Rewrites, lettering, color, formatting, design and proofs, printing, shipping, etc.
These are the things that still have to be addressed in full before his deadline. Lmao correspondence is slow and his workers already don't listen to him.

Vito could've invested his own money in a new Risograph machine beforehand, kept things simple, cut out all off the non paper trinkets and been more hands on. But instead he's dishonestly attempting to create things to resale, when that speculator bubble is fixing to again pop like it did in the 90s, only a thousand times worse.

 

[Oliver Onions]

That's best case scenario and the fallout will be interesting, but just imagine all the retards that'll continue to support him. People are really that dumb, they enable a pedophile.

This is the part I'm most interested in; seeing if he's got the balls to attempt another grift, and if it's successful or not.

 

[Cursed PBD]

This is the part I'm most interested in; seeing if he's got the balls to attempt another grift, and if it's successful or not.

I can't see why not, but he has gone back to talking about pop culture news on YT which is very grim. Have you seen what's been happening with Ya Boi Zack (I can't remember his real name) and EVS? Those two keep opening new campaigns while being many years late on others. That's sad, and Vito knows full well this can be his reality if he plays his cards right. He's not well though, and I don't think he has enough in the tank to pull off any of his promises. He has a much longer way to go than he realizes.
I do know he's counting on us for direction though.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Have you seen what's been happening with Ya Boi Zack (I can't remember his real name) and EVS?

I knew about EVS, but not Zack, which is disappointing to hear because I remember him actually delivering on his promises once upon a time.

I think this is why I'm most interested in Vedo's trajectory, because he has nowhere near the kind of name recognition and following those two guys have (or had), so I'm interested to see if he can maintain a similar grift or if Superkiller 1 is gonna be all she wrote.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I can't see why not, but he has gone back to talking about pop culture news on YT which is very grim. Have you seen what's been happening with Ya Boi Zack (I can't remember his real name) and EVS? Those two keep opening new campaigns while being many years late on others. That's sad, and Vito knows full well this can be his reality if he plays his cards right. He's not well though, and I don't think he has enough in the tank to pull off any of his promises. He has a much longer way to go than he realizes.
I do know he's counting on us for direction though.

Zach is sad really. He now hates everyone that made him successful. He WAS good AR one point. Unlike Vito, who has always sucked ass.

 

[Cursed PBD]

I knew about EVS, but not Zack, which is disappointing to hear because I remember him actually delivering on his promises once upon a time.

I think this is why I'm most interested in Vedo's trajectory, because he has nowhere near the kind of name recognition and following those two guys have (or had), so I'm interested to see if he can maintain a similar grift or if Superkiller 1 is gonna be all she wrote.

EVS may be worse, but it's hard to say. It's difficult to listen to Zach. I checked in then checked out while he was milking Ed Piskor's death, but you're right. It's weird how these guys get burnout, turn then screw everyone over.
It's the only thing I'm interested, he's also never had the work ethic or workouts with such a tight deadline system as either of those guys who were actually very talented within that system. No Telling how much SK will suck even more, but it's almost certain there can be nothing after this with how sickly and lethargic Christopher is now.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Zach is sad really. He now hates everyone that made him successful. He WAS good AR one point. Unlike Vito, who has always sucked ass.

For me, the saddest of all that crew is Nerkish. He was genuinely one of the funniest guys I've ever seen on YouTube and his roasts of Zach and shitty SJW comics were amazing, but then he DFE'd multiple times, had some bizarre comic scam, and now does the most cringeworthy wokebait 'AOC said WHAT?!' content I've ever seen. He's like a completely different person.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Cross-posting from the Juju thread:

Vito is allegedly timing people out in chat and deleting SuperChats.

Juju insinuates that Vito might Maddox him:

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[AncientPhosphur]

Vito is crying about people talking about his weight. Vito is refusing to lose weight and no longer will comment on it. Dax Herrera is laughing and mentions that Vito is getting fucked. Vito asserts he’s not attacking the audience, says he’s not defending communism. Vito just says he’s not defending communism. Vito is irritated and Dax is leaning into pushing it down Vito’s throat to his multiple cow stomachs and ackackacking every other Vito statement. Oof Vito. You’re a bitch.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What do people think Vedo will do if the Herrera/Vedophile alliance comes to an end? Does he have anything else to fall back on? Other than his massively successful foray into the small press comics industry, of course.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He'll probably go back to making shitty Youtube videos where he does something retarded and pretends that he's smarter than everyone that thinks he's retarded.

And when that fails, hopefully he's found a sturdy enough place to hang a noose. Remember, try not to inconvenience anyone on your way out.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

What do people think Vedo will do if the Herrera/Vedophile alliance comes to an end? Does he have anything else to fall back on? Other than his massively successful foray into the small press comics industry, of course.

And there aren't any riots for him to hand pepsi cans out at either. He also can't vape gamer girl water anymore because it got discontinued for health violations. Not much left for him to do except take the Digibro route and review anime until he eventually comes out as a woman.

 

[GaryGray]

Cross-posting from the Juju thread:

Vito is allegedly timing people out in chat and deleting SuperChats.

It is all they talk about for the first 20 minutes of episode 154 of Biggest Problem. I now understand why no one watches it. In no way on Youtube can you tell what they plan to talk about. It is not in the title or description.

Dick goes hard on how the people Vito is temporarily banning are people who have supported Dick for over 10 years. This all seems like gayfabe that is too good to be true.

 

[Jeb Bush]

I believe it's real. Vito is the kind of fat retarded hypocrite pedophile, who can't take being called a fat retarded hypocrite pedophile, even when that's his entire purpose on Dicks show. He always reacts this way to any pushback he gets - see the Vito Gay Team Guy song.

The clip when Dick presses him:

 

[Guntkvd]

I believe it's real. Vito is the kind of fat retarded hypocrite pedophile, who can't take being called a fat retarded hypocrite pedophile, even when that's his entire purpose on Dicks show. He always reacts this way to any pushback he gets - see the Vito Gay Team Guy song.

The clip when Dick presses him:

Vito like Maddox tries to stick to the show format, completely missing the point that shitting on him IS the show.

 

[RU486]

Listening to the latest episode (154) and a few things stuck out with Vito's spergout;

• Things in Vito's life are either "fun" or "boring", anything which is remotely critical of him and his lifestyle is boring. Banning people who financially support his man child lifestyle is fun.
• Addmitted that the fake laughing is "boring".
• As soon as Source Film Maker is mentioned, his mind goes to SFM porn of Link (a teenage boy) being raped and how they should hire that artist for Biggest Problem content. Would explain the vore mouths in his comic if he just reaches out to porn artists that he goons to.
• Dick, despite denouncing the Internet Dad role spends the whole episode trying to move Vito to a more reasonable position on his fun banning spree.

 

[Maddox Lost]

Oh no, this is how the Null Dick beef started, bro is literally throwing 1000s down the drain. What a fucking retard!!!!