Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 273 96.1%
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Found a funny video that makes some interesting points

This guy also reviewed Superkiller
Spoilers: it's bad because Vito is a liberal.

The Dick Show/Biggest Problem fanbase is wild these days. Bunch of autistic teenage "libertarians" obsessed with critiquing media for children. It's interesting to see that despite the varying reasons, people from all walks of life can still come together to admit that yes, Superkiller sucks ass.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
Found a funny video that makes some interesting points

This guy also reviewed Superkiller
Spoilers: it's bad because Vito is a liberal.

The Dick Show/Biggest Problem fanbase is wild these days. Bunch of autistic teenage "libertarians" obsessed with critiquing media for children. It's interesting to see that despite the varying reasons, people from all walks of life can still come together to admit that yes, Superkiller sucks ass.
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This person is a great loser, major faggot. I can't with my time support someone so close minded and short sighted, filled with wimpy beliefs, partisanship and that rattled by others. I checked the catalog and it's mostly Eric July videos, real nut hugger stuff. The lack of awareness between this guy and Vito is almost shocking. I don't see the point of videos like these, but it is somewhat interesting to be able to listen to a lunatic dedicate himself to irrational hatred so fully and whine on and on for years on end about things that don't affect him. Eric July really did mind break these people. Lmao I'm sure he's here lurking though and maybe gaining temp traction outside of YT from a handful of people will be the biggest W in his fag life.
Everyone united in dunking on SK has been hilarious.

Also, why does Vito start bouncing when he reads BPITU super chats? It's fucking disturbing..
 
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Ironic coming from Vito
 
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Taking for a given that veto the pedo is a paedophile.

The famous "we" was that a genuine mistype or was he really feeling brave and thinking he could MAP it and claim he is none offending.

does he claim that it was a Joke.

I saw a few minutes of biggest problem across a few episodes and dick really does treat him like shit dick seems pissed he wasn't able to get destiny or at least someone with clout.

I'm not much for conspiracies but dick has a very unique audience that seems to not engage anyway online apart from paying for patreon, shit you don't even see YouTube channels get a viewer bump from having super successful patreon dick masterson on.
 
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Luke gama said:
The famous "we" was that a genuine mistype or was he really feeling brave and thinking he could MAP it and claim he is none offending.
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That tweet came within a week of him going on a debate panel and debating unironically that "non-offending" pedophiles should be treated with empathy even if it only has a 1% success rate. The original tweet vs. the debate panel:

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More importantly, the tweet came two weeks after his best friend Max Karson started being platformed by Destiny. Now, mrgirl has been transparent that being platformed by Destiny made it possible for him to quit his day job essentially overnight. I don't think it's any coincidence that Max Karson starts grifting cash from going on debate panels, discussing his pedophilia with streamers and breadtubers, and gets paid for it only for CringleJingle to immediately start sowing the seeds to do the same. He was guesting on mrgirl's podcast in that period for fucks sake.

Plus the fact they're both harping on the same exact argument of empathy for pedophiles which makes it clear this is what he thinks. This isn't a joke to him. This is his intellectual stance on the matter. He was testing out the waters to join mrgirl in the trenches as a Destiny orbiter in 2022 and couldn't handle being called a pedo. Now he tries to deflect to "jokes," spin these prior admissions as jokes and misunderstandings, and hope everyone forgets it like they forgot about Vito the Voiceover Guy.
 
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Luke gama said:
The famous "we" was that a genuine mistype
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Not a possibility. Someone tweeted him IMMEDIATELY afterwards asking "We?" which clearly meant "you are including yourself among the pedophiles?" and he responded with "We."

When Vito says "royal we," it's just a cope he came up with after people started getting on his ass about it. Unless he's just the biggest idiot ever and didn't understand what the person asking "We?" was really asking.
 
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Luke gama said:
The famous "we" was that a genuine mistype or was he really feeling brave and thinking he could MAP it and claim he is none offending.
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It would've been a hell of a mistype given all the follow-up tweets where he repeatedly stated he was going to fuck kids.
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does he claim that it was a Joke.
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He has attempted to retcon it as him 'pushing the boundaries of comedy'. The problem is there is absolutely nothing comedic about those tweets; he's explicitly arguing in defence of non-offending pedos.

At best, he could argue that he was attempting to play Devil's advocate like his Daddy Dax, but claiming you were only defending pedos as a thought experiment still makes you look like a weirdo, especially when so many of your associates are also weirdly keen to defend things like Cuties and make rap parodies about how much cheese pizza they have.
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When Vito says "royal we," it's just a cope
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It's not just a cope, it's also retarded because the royal 'we' still means 'I'.

As I recall, his response to the person asking 'we?' was literally just 'we.' so I see no other way to interpret it than Vito including himself in the group he was talking about (i.e. pedos). If he feared being misinterpreted he would have said something like ''we' being society, in this context'.
 
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And who broke into your crack shack, Dax? Name them. Knocking on your door isn't breaking into your house, retard. Does the mailman delivering those sparkly purple strap-ons for Hulagirl86 to sodomise you while you pretend to be a cow named Juju break into your house daily too? Petulant pussy faggot. Tries to ack like some Interwebs tough boy while being scared of a guy knocking your door, while also sending your gimp smelly hobo out to harass people.

kys dax
 
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Look at this balding Mexican faggot clutching pearls. What about all the shit you directed your rabid fans to do to Maddox, Dick? What about you cheerleading Riley going to fuck with Eric July's office, or the dude who defaced his grandfather's grave?

It's all just bantz when it's happening to other people, but the minute it happens to you it becomes a problem. Turnabout's fair play, retard.
 
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