Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Luke gama]

I think anyone sitting down to write a comic in Current Year +10 needs to ask themselves 'what do I have to say that hasn't been said before?'.

In Vedo's case, there is nothing in Superkiller that's original or unique. The writing is bland, the characters aren't memorable, the premise is overdone; even if I didn't despise Vedo as a person there is literally nothing I can point to as a reason to recommend his book. It's not even worth reading to mock like Sonichu, it's just generically bad like an Asylum mockbuster.

100% if this was a free web comic people would get to page 2 and move on.

It's kind of amazing that veto would be able to recognise what you said but totally lack the skill to make his comic worthwhile.

How he can consume so much media and have a YouTube channel based on said media but put out something that feels so generic.

I seriously think pretty much anyone given 100k could come up with something better.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How he can consume so much media and have a YouTube channel based on said media but put out something that feels so generic.

That is the most remarkable thing, but it just goes to show Vedo is a true NPC. All he can do is consoom and regurgitate; anything he tries to create is as soulless and empty as he is because his entire persona is built off of copying what other popular people do.

Mr Girl makes edgy pedo 'jokes' so Vedo tries to do the same but ends up repeatedly saying he's a pedophile because he doesn't understand joke structure. Dick is a hedonistic contrarian so Vedo has to go on Twitter and constantly take the opposing stance on every issue, no matter how blatantly retarded it is. He does not have a single original thought in his balding fat head.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Not true the only success he had was leaning into being a fat weirdo creep and drank that onlyfans whore’s bathwater. He has the look for it so he just need to lean more into being a fat disgusting retarded consoomer

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not true the only success he had was leaning into being a fat weirdo creep and drank that onlyfans whore’s bathwater. He has the look for it so he just need to lean more into being a fat disgusting retarded consoomer

At least he's not a gooner.

 

[Oliver Onions]

At least he's not a gooner.

What do you think he spends all his time doing instead of finishing Superkiller??

 

[Guntkvd]

What do you think he spends all his time doing instead of finishing Superkiller??

Eating.

 

[mfalkner]

What do you think he spends all his time doing instead of finishing Superkiller??

Reading this thread
Organizing his CP
Defending pedos on Xitter

 

[AltisticRight]

What do you think he spends all his time doing instead of finishing Superkiller??

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Vito on suicide watch.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Vito on suicide watch.
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Worry not, he bought 15 copies of the DVDs with his comic book money.

 

[KissMyTaint]

Vito on suicide watch.
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Well it only took them 4 fucking years, but why now?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well it only took them 4 fucking years, but why now?

Streaming rights probably expired.

 

[Cursed PBD]

What great successes (creative, family, loves, health or otherwise) can Vito claim?
He chastises and critiques always punching up, but if he thinks himself such an authority what has he achieved in his lifetime?
He's like a dull demented little tick that does nothing but burrow and feed until it dissolves away.

 

[Fleetwood]

What great successes (creative, family, loves, health or otherwise) can Vito claim?

Feedee gains

 

[AloneTard]

What great successes (creative, family, loves, health or otherwise) can Vito claim?

He latched onto a failing "comedian" to make a few bucks. That's about it though.

 

[Fleetwood]

He latched onto a failing "comedian" to make a few bucks. That's about it though.

Isn't it the other way around? Juju latched onto Vedo to have a spineless fat pedo friend to look better sitting next to. Women do it all the time, have a fat ugly friend to take pics next to to scam people into thinking they look good.

 

[Love me not]

Isn't it the other way around? Juju latched onto Vedo to have a spineless fat pedo friend to look better sitting next to. Women do it all the time, have a fat ugly friend to take pics next to to scam people into thinking they look good.

Keep in mind Vedo is the consolation prize. He originally wanted Boogie for his BPITU reboot. Dax can't even wrangle the fat retard he originally coveted.

 

[Maddox Lost]

In the WATP Dick Show crossover, Karl basically confirmed he will be watching the Vito and Tony Biggest Problem Episode. That was seriously probably the worst show ive ever watched in my life, Vito is nothing without Dick, and when he crashed out it will be hilarious.

 

[AloneTard]

Isn't it the other way around? Juju latched onto Vedo to have a spineless fat pedo friend to look better sitting next to. Women do it all the time, have a fat ugly friend to take pics next to to scam people into thinking they look good.

I thought long and hard about any successes Vito has had in his life and came up with that one but you're right, he can't even claim this one as it was Ju Ju's idea.

 

[Harm]

You're all forgetting about Vito's one undisputed professional success: Vito the Voiceover Guy