Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
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Vito the pedo gets into a feud with ReviewTechUSA. This was over Juju and Vito's simpery of SSStupidThot.
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Damage control.
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His response fixates on the "non-offending pedophiles" tweet and completely ignores the livestream debate panel where he argued for hours that we should empathize with pedophiles. It's worth noting that Dick Masterson is going on livestream with Rich of ReviewTechUSA to talk these issues out.

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Partially related, but right before this all went down, Vito was asking people to please support Mrgirl aka Max Karson, the child pornography advocate:

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Chris Gesualdi deliberately leaves so much evidence that he's a pedophile that when he occasionally gets called out, he pretends people are talking about a tweet taken out of context. He's not even a day removed from asking people to support a man who wants to legalize child pornography.
 
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artially related, but right before this all went down, Vito was asking people to please support Mrgirl aka Max Karson, the child pornography advocate:

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"I know he's controversial" is not just putting it lightly, it's extremely disingenuous. This is the same guy who upon people calling him out for liking cuties proceeded to make a song tacitly admitting to being a pedo. The fact it took this long for him to lose a means of revenue through patreon is rather bemusing with how quick patreon was to drop people for far, far less, but at least it means people are steadily noticing this bullshit.
 
Vito the pedo gets into a feud with ReviewTechUSA. This was over Juju and Vito's simpery of SSStupidThot.
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Damage control.
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People aren't allowing the pedophile to weasel out of his way like a rockspider tries to crawl out of cracks.
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In between asking people to learn how to read, Vito the Pedo displays his literacy mastery by missing the point entirely.
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Kill yourself greasy paedophile.
I don't keep up with Vito much, but this is the first time I've seen him actually deny being a pedophile after apparently admitting to it almost 2 years ago. Does he frequently comment on that "we" thing being out of context, or is he too busy riding the line for outrage engagement to take a stance?
 
I don't keep up with Vito much, but this is the first time I've seen him actually deny being a pedophile after apparently admitting to it almost 2 years ago. Does he frequently comment on that "we" thing being out of context, or is he too busy riding the line for outrage engagement to take a stance?
Take a look at the OP, there's far more than the "we" statement.
Christopher is his first name, this was confirmed by his dox and some from his previous friend circle.
 
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Im surprised this sick faggot isn't in prison, definitely the type of guy to have a bunch of CP on his computer. Him "joking" about pedophilia is him just saying how he really feels. Such a fat disgusting retard
 
Karson and Vito are highschool friends. They've been talking about child porn for over 10 years at this point.
Much longer than 10 years that if you can believe it. Karson was born in 1985 and I believe Vito was born in 1987, and, as noted, Karson was doing the same schtick as a high school student in 2002.

Some more of Vito defending his buddy Karson from Karson's thread - unfortunately does not appear to haven been archived

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Also, I didn't see this posted yet, but Vito appears to confirm this address dox:

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Damn, this might be his most up to date address. The zip code matches that of the one in his lost pet ad and San Gabriel matches most recently listed city. Considering he's mentioned that he's moved over the past decade, the house in that NoNoComedy sketch must be an old home. Awesome find.

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EDIT: If you go around the block to look at the rear of that apartment, you can see the contraption he built that's in the missing cat photo.

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Much longer than 10 years that if you can believe it. Karson was born in 1985 and I believe Vito was born in 1987, and, as noted, Karson was doing the same schtick as a high school student in 2002.

Some more of Vito defending his buddy Karson from Karson's thread - unfortunately does not appear to haven been archived

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This just reads as “he doesn’t count as a pedo because he hasn’t ACTIVELY gone after a child in real life .”
 
This just reads as “he doesn’t count as a pedo because he hasn’t ACTIVELY gone after a child in real life .”
That's a far stronger (albeit still insane) stance than what he's actually saying here, which is that Max Karson's sexual attraction to children occasionally "pauses" before resuming again, so he can't technically be a pedophile because the DSM says it's an ONGOING attraction! If you've heard mrgirl's livestreams this is an actual argument he's made.

EDIT: Mrgirl has unironically argued that because the DSM says pedophilia is an ongoing attraction of at least 6 months that he can be sexually attracted for 5 months and 29 days, have 1 day where he "isn't" attracted to them, and then pick it right back up without being a pedophile. He's been banned so many times over that it'd be hard to find the exact clip.
 
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EDIT: Mrgirl has unironically argued that because the DSM says pedophilia is an ongoing attraction of at least 6 months that he can be sexually attracted for 5 months and 29 days, have 1 day where he "isn't" attracted to them, and then pick it right back up without being a pedophile. He's been banned so many times over that it'd be hard to find the exact clip.
By this logic if there's even one full day you're not thinking about having heterosexual intercourse, you're gay.
 
Crossposting here the Vito crying clip from the Dick thread
Two key things stick out in this clip (first one not really Vito related):

Dick Masterson was close with EVS as far back as March, so him "betraying" Eric July by leaking their messages to paint Eric July in a bad light makes infinitely more sense.

The crux behind why he's crying is twofold: He has fewer connections to help pimp out his book and (the bigger point) he's brutally insecure about no one liking him. Unfortunately, because he's a disgusting, mentally ill Jewboy he won't go to therapy and fix his busted brain. He'll never stop self-destructing and lashing out at people on Twitter for negative attention.

Amazing how a man who's too chicken shit scared to leave his home to go on a walk will attack others unprovoked and then CRY about the obvious consequences of his actions.
 
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