Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

Anybody remember Vito's weight loss program from August?


Source

This is what he looked like after tweeting this:



This is what he looks like now:



As you can see, he must be waiting until he loses a solid 50 lbs before he gives us another progress update.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

As you can see, he must be waiting until he loses a solid 50 lbs before he gives us another progress update.

"you know what guys, im done with you drama nerds, i just lost about 15 pounds-"
*toilet flushes in the background*

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Crosspostong from the Dax thread. Vito retweets someone fucking with Eric’s ancestor’s grave for internet clout and then quickly deleted it.

https://archive.ph/YxMF5

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[6MillionCoofs]

‘What if a pedo cured cancer?’
- Dick

We’d thank them for service to medical science before shooting them in thd head.

Hardly a difficult question

 

[damian]

‘What if a pedo cured cancer?’
- Dick

We’d thank them for service to medical science before shooting them in thd head.

Hardly a difficult question

Has Vito cured cancer? Is he capable of it? The answer is the end of a shotgun barrel.

 

[AltisticRight]

Has Vito cured cancer? Is he capable of it? The answer is the end of a shotgun barrel.

He can cure cancer by killing himself.

 

[TheTimeWizard]

vito is scheduled to go to a debate about rippa this tuesday

if true i don't know why he would go to a channel with 10k subs

 

[Feaser]

vito is scheduled to go to a debate about rippa this tuesday

if true i don't know why he would go to a channel with 10k subs

it’s a step up from the less than 2k sub channel he was on yesterday

Vito debated AidenProjects about the sssniperwolf girl showing up at JacksFilms house

https://youtu.be/jp-smOv_JOE

Vito took the side of sssniperwolf even though he cried when his address got shown on a Salvopancakes stream

 

[AnOminous]

However, he's still an obese pedophile so I'm more inclined to side with the people who think doxing is a crime.

I agree with this. My professional opinion is that since Christopher Vito Gesualdi is a pedophile, and even worse, fat, everything he says is automatically wrong.

 

[AltisticRight]

it’s a step up from the less than 2k sub channel he was on yesterday

Vito debated AidenProjects about the sssniperwolf girl showing up at JacksFilms house

https://youtu.be/jp-smOv_JOE

Vito took the side of sssniperwolf even though he cried when his address got shown on a Salvopancakes stream

The only reason this fat nonce is siding with SSStupidThot is his coomer brain's neurons activating.
Actually, isn't Alia like 30? That's 18 years too old for Vito. Maybe he wants to gain access to her audience.

 

[Savage Randy]

Vape my bathwater ... IN HELL

 

[mfalkner]

it’s a step up from the less than 2k sub channel he was on yesterday

Vito debated AidenProjects about the sssniperwolf girl showing up at JacksFilms house

https://youtu.be/jp-smOv_JOE

Vito took the side of sssniperwolf even though he cried when his address got shown on a Salvopancakes stream

Fat faggot will shill his show and comic and lie about Eric while pretending to be a good faith critic

Not saying it should be done but imagine the comedy if people spammed Chris with pedophile accusations like they spammed bunnies when Eric guested on a podcast

 

[Harm]

imagine the comedy if people spammed Chris with pedophile accusations

A huge reason he makes all the pedo jokes is so that when people try anything like that he can cry "oh, they just hate the pedo jokes I make and as a comedian, I hate that we can't make jokes anymore..." He already has a major deflection tactic built-in and unless they confront him with something specific like the "pedo doujin" fanart he drew and hosted on his website as an adult or the Flickr account he made which in the past 3 years is only following an account that only posts fetish renders of adolescent schoolgirls, well, he's gonna play a victim instead.

 

[KingofSomething]

Not saying it should be done but imagine the comedy if people spammed Chris with pedophile accusations like they spammed bunnies when Eric guested on a podcast

Oh they already do that. Whenever Vito poked his fat head into an audience that recognized him, they tell him to fuck off or call him a pedo. And he has no one to blame but himself for being such an annoying piece of shit that people shit on him on sight the moment his presence is known

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Vape my bathwater ... IN HELL

Least degenerate thing he did.

 

[Top Skink]

link / archive

THIS is the nigga sperging 24 hours a day at someone else's comic book for being bad? really?
"if you ever need generic looking shit just use AI to make it for you!" wow
granted, I don't read comic books so I don't know if this level of shit is expected, but these "character designs" are the sloppiest shit ever. buff guy in black, tool belt, secondary color with symbol on chest, pretty sure there are even already dudes with this exact look and color scheme? comic book and anime niggers are the worst, most derivative pseuds on the planet


I went looking on his twitter after seeing a reply in dax thread mentioning them getting dogpiled for a sssniperwolf post.

was completely unsurprised by the ice-cold contrarian take. maybe he should use AI to write his tweets and podcasts too- [fat italian patchy beard pedophile, 4XL shirt too tight, pop culture snapback, commenting on fad issue, taking contrarian side to get views]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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link / archive

THIS is the nigga sperging 24 hours a day at someone else's comic book for being bad? really?
"if you ever need generic looking shit just use AI to make it for you!" wow
granted, I don't read comic books so I don't know if this level of shit is expected, but these "character designs" are the sloppiest shit ever. buff guy in black, tool belt, secondary color with symbol on chest, pretty sure there are even already dudes with this exact look and color scheme? comic book and anime niggers are the worst, most derivative pseuds on the planet


I went looking on his twitter after seeing a reply in dax thread mentioning them getting dogpiled for a sssniperwolf post.
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was completely unsurprised by the ice-cold contrarian take. maybe he should use AI to write his tweets and podcasts too- [fat italian patchy beard pedophile, 4XL shirt too tight, pop culture snapback, commenting on fad issue, taking contrarian side to get views]

Of course he simps for her, considering she sends nudes to minors.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Keep in mind, it’s not just about the OP. The thread needs to be focused on sharing screencaps and sharing facts, not making jokes about Vito or anything. Null’s main stipulation for the thread becoming official that it was more informative than anything else.

And in regards to that, Dax and Vito have found out about the thread and have already started lying about it.

That video was total cope from JuJu and his pet nonce.

Hold up now I know Dick has been with that woman he calls "80's Gìrl" forever but did just hear them trying to say that fat pedo is in some kind of "stable relationship"?
Because I'm gonna break my X button on that.
Not trying to be funny but I cannot picture any woman finding a fat, grease soaked neckbeard thats notorious for his pro pedo "jokes" attractive.
I just can't.
Any one here believe Vito has ever been intimate with a female?
Minors he managed to corner in a bathroom cubical don't count.

Their desperate flails for some kind of "own" show how rattled they really are.
Like the push up shit.
Vito does pushups?
Fucking lol.
Its rare I feel bad for people I don't like because of second hand embarrassment, but damn.
Like fuck Vito, he's a turd, but its sad to see what living in LA and surrounding himself with deviants like Vito has turned Dax into, he was always kind of a try hard sped but he was at least a guy you could have a couple of beers with once.
Now I wouldn't piss on that LA queer to put him out if I found him burning in the street.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Guy with a “superhero-killing gun” gets warped around to different universes to kill ”royalty-free” versions of established hero and heroines.

This is my first time hearing about the actual comic's contents lol. Probably the last time too, since it's set to come out at the same time as Yandere Simulator in 2050.

How much do you want to bet that he's just bandwagoning The Boys and Invincible with this stupid superhero meta-storytelling? I bet it's like when Amogus was at its height and everyone wanted to make the next "social deduction" type hit game.

I don't know what is worse, cynical meta superhero stories, or EVS's Cyberfrog which is "just a genuine superhero story about a frog fighting crime" or something. Granted, I haven't read Cyberfrog, and that book is actually out. Still, both the genuine superhero stories and the cynical superhero stories are overplayed as fuck. The only thing that has managed to transcend that overplayed tiredness for me is The Fractured but Whole. Transcending both cynicism and hero worship to make something that is both funny and heroic.

Not that the opinion of a critic like me matters to the revenue of a comic like this. Both Cyberfrog and Isom attest to that. So go Vito, put down your donuts and cock lube, and zap to the extreme!

 

[AltisticRight]

Vito the pedo gets into a feud with ReviewTechUSA. This was over Juju and Vito's simpery of SSStupidThot.

https://archive.ph/QRqFnar

Damage control.

People aren't allowing the pedophile to weasel out of his way like a rockspider tries to crawl out of cracks.

https://archive.ph/6FvS2

In between asking people to learn how to read, Vito the Pedo displays his literacy mastery by missing the point entirely.

https://archive.ph/bqb9h

Kill yourself greasy paedophile.