Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
    283
How delusional does one have to be to tweet this out while not updating your customers on the delay, thinking this is some kind of win?
How can he look at this clip and even consider sharing it with the world?
Baffling.
Fat boy doesn't seem to realize that when people give you money for a product, you are ethically and morally obliged to get them their product at the time you said they were going to get it. Giving your artist a few more months because you can't schedule properly only serves to make you look incompetent. And to be honest, the blasé attitude about it makes him seem a little ungrateful about actually getting funding.
 
Congrats to Vito's giant tumor on finally getting free from Vito Gesualdi:
So I see Vito, but where's the tumor?
And to be honest, the blasé attitude about it makes him seem a little ungrateful about actually getting funding.
Bullshit like this, and being a pedo too for that matter, seems to be pretty common for CG-adjacent people.

They should be more like Eric July and actually be honest and deliver. Otherwise they're just a pack of thieves.
 
Christopher Vito Gesualdi on Twitter in the past day:

"The company contracted a firm to provide most of the game's art. I was completely uninvolved with this process."

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Christopher Vito Gesualdi on his resume in 2019:

"Created graphic assets / brand guidelines to help subcontracted artists maintain cohesive product identity."

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Can someone help make sense of this? I don't see how you can create "brand guidelines" for "subcontracted artists" but also be "completely uninvolved" with the process of contracting the game art.

I was able to find this version of the ACTUAL actual rulebook for the Star Realms basegame that was printed in 2013. This is the earliest unboxing video for Star Realms. However, being a decade old, you can't make out the credits on the packaging:
I found a copy of the rules with a clearer picture (though a translated version, though that doesn't really matter). It matches up with the visible portions of the screenshot you found.

Looks like they contracted multiple companies to provide the art.

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How delusional does one have to be to tweet this out while not updating your customers on the delay, thinking this is some kind of win?
How can he look at this clip and even consider sharing it with the world?
Baffling.
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The “fun little indie book” you had other people pay for before you even made it and didn’t bother to tell them about the delays.
 
The “fun little indie book” you had other people pay for before you even made it and didn’t bother to tell them about the delays.
Hey Vito, how much of the book is actually completed? You want direct and to the point questions, so how many full pages have actually been 100% finished?

Inquiring minds want to know!
 
"Created graphic assets / brand guidelines to help subcontracted artists maintain cohesive product identity."

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Can someone help make sense of this? I don't see how you can create "brand guidelines" for "subcontracted artists" but also be "completely uninvolved" with the process of contracting the game art.
A graphic designer that creates brand guidelines doesn't necessarily choose who a firm contracts with or talk to them directly. Those are separate roles, and it seems Vito was pretty junior at that time anyway, which makes it even less likely he was client-facing.

He may have written a creative brief for each composition, but that doesn't mean he's directly involved in communicating with the agency that makes the art.

Brand guidelines consist of color palette, typography, and various other design elements (including artistic and stylistic references in this context).

"Art" and "graphic assets" are not interchangeable terms. Think of it in layers. The art is the underlying visual (literal art) and the graphic assets are the overlay that consists of typography, icons, and the various visual containers and information that convey information on what that card does.

A music album is very similar. You have an artist or photographer who creates the art and a graphic designer who does the layouts (logo, typography, actual layout such as song listing, lyrics, credits, etc).

Obviously the studio was small at that time, so maybe he did communicate with them. Even if he did talk to and contract them, it doesn't really matter.

I assume the agency that created the art either didn't request credit (most creative agencies offer their services on a white label basis but reserve the right to credit themselves in their own marketing materials) or the lack of credit was part of the contract. It's not a "mean" or underhanded thing to do and very common in the industry generally. I have no experience working in this industry in particular, but none of this sounds abnormal.
 
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I know this is basically a nothing post for this thread but, if anyone else follows Chris Vito on X it might mean more to you. This guy is constantly up Eric's ass.

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Is Vito’s shtick to act this fucking stupid or does he just come by it naturally?
 
I know this is basically a nothing post for this thread but, if anyone else follows Chris Vito on X it might mean more to you. This guy is constantly up Eric's ass.

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And it's not just Eric... he's trying to ape fame off AZ too. I know he does this but it's been more focused on other creators lately


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I know this is basically a nothing post for this thread but, if anyone else follows Chris Vito on X it might mean more to you. This guy is constantly up Eric's ass.

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Vedo claiming someone has no brain but cannot understand a very simple concept.
It's just a superfan versus particular interest. There's people who are fans of a particular season of a cartoon series and dislikes/doesn't care about the rest opposed to superfans who likes all of it, sometimes uncritically, which prompts them to lash out like a manchild.

Does this need explaining, Mr. Journalism degree Vedo?
 
Can someone help make sense of this? I don't see how you can create "brand guidelines" for "subcontracted artists" but also be "completely uninvolved" with the process of contracting the game art.
I don't mean to help Vito at all, but it looks pretty clear that he used the common tactic of explicit over-exaggeration to pad his CV.
Jesus christ Vito, this one isn't even hard to understand. For years Marvel and DC have been training their retard nu-fans to bitch at anybody that doesn't buy everything and call them fake fans and shit. Eric's whole point here is he wants to make a niche for everyone instead of general pandering and that the separate topics can exist separately without affecting overall enjoyment. There's willfully misinterpreting, and then there's just flatout refusing to interpret.
 
How delusional does one have to be to tweet this out while not updating your customers on the delay, thinking this is some kind of win?
How can he look at this clip and even consider sharing it with the world?
Baffling.
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I'm not a fan of black folks, so i'm very pissed this fat pedophile is giving this black fellow such easy wins on him. Tighten your shit up, you fat fuckign pedophile.
 
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