Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 272 96.1%

  • Total voters
    283
Yeah Vito, Kiwifarms is one person.

I don’t know man, I don’t want to shit on the artist because he just does a job, but this isn’t great, something about it feels off.
It’s probably okay for an indie comic, I’m not too well versed on capeshit art, but shitting on the artwork of Julys artists while delivering this just feels like he is leaning a bit far out the window in my opinion.
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Yeah Vito, Kiwifarms is one person.

I don’t know man, I don’t want to shit on the artist because he just does a job, but this isn’t great, something about it feels off.
It’s probably okay for an indie comic, I’m not too well versed on capeshit art, but shitting on the artwork of Julys artists while delivering this just feels like he is leaning a bit far out the window in my opinion.
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Body proportions are off and I’d say the artist probably doesn’t have a lot of practice with depth of field.

Those would be my critiques off the bat. And like you said, not the artist’s fault Vito is a shitty person.
 
He still can't explain why he's working on the storyboards when he claimed they were halfway finished over half a year ago. All he can do is dance around the issue.

It's a 52 page comic book, so allegedly 26 pages were storyboarded and 13 were fully inked when the campaign launched. 6 months for the remaining 26 pages is about 4-5 pages a month, or a page a week. That's assuming he's finished (which it seems he isn't). This is with 8x the funding he requested too.

Did he misrepresent how much work had already been completed when he launched the campaign or is he working at a glacial pace? Either way, completely despicable.
 
This is more confusing than clarifying as the post I'd made which Null read on MATI was about the base game, while Vito is tweeting out what's clearly marked as an expansion pack released a year after the base game. The second photo he attached is also clearly for a 2018 expansion pack whereas the base game is from 2014. This hardly proves his point.
This also doesn't prove anything.

There was no doubt in the thread that Vito did NOT make the card art (as opposed to the graphic design of the card description elements) because that's what's consistent with what was posted on his website. There is not really any surprise that the actual credits does not give him sole credit for the artwork.

The question is this: why is Vito Gesualdi credited alone in databases across the web?

Who wrote that and why?

Was that Obtuse Gnome too?

Funny he screenshotted people to say they don't understand how storyboarding works, but not people making fun of him for criticising Eric July for being behind on schedule when his progress so far is shitty storyboards.
Archive:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IiKbw

Christopher denies visiting his thread. He just has people send him everything.

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This also doesn't prove anything.

There was no doubt in the thread that Vito did NOT make the card art (as opposed to the graphic design of the card description elements) because that's what's consistent with what was posted on his website. There is not really any surprise that the actual credits does not give him sole credit for the artwork.

The question is this: why is Vito Gesualdi credited alone in databases across the web?

Who wrote that and why?

Was that Obtuse Gnome too?


Archive:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IiKbw

Christopher denies visiting his thread. He just has people send him everything.

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Just like when people “sent him” those email screenshots and all.

He’s a really bad liar.

Also, I’d like to point out that Eric’s comics was DONE before he did the campaigns to ship them to people.
 
The question is this: why is Vito Gesualdi credited alone in databases across the web?
It's something I'd seen parroted by far more than just that one database too. Contemporaneous reviews of the game, particularly on foreign language websites, would list him as the sole artist as well. Here's an example:

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Here's a store listing that shows him as the sole artist:

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Both of these are for the actual base game too.

EDIT: Pedo is now dancing around his inability to finish storyboarding 26 pages in 6+ months with 8x the funding by insisting he's not dancing around it.

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His Indiegogo campaign now shows that he has gone 2 months without updating his supporters on the status of his years-long storyboarding adventure. Any supporters going to his Twitter to find an update will instead see him screenshotting my posts felting him for failing to meet his campaign deadline. Surely, Eric July should take notes.

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Correction, a female friend who died (the fact that she was young would imply suicide, which makes it even worse)
Commissioning porn of your dead friend is some creepy shit Vito.


I don't get this comics thing. Are people really not drawing comics themselves but pay artists to do it for them? And then they take all the credit ? Lmao. Vito scribbles look B^Uckley tier.

I might be wrong but I take it that, they pay other artists to draw assets or things that they are not good at drawing yet. Maybe designing things that go on a cover, letter styling, backgrounds, minor objects, etc.

EDIT: That said, I haven't seen Vito actually draw anything so I really don't know how good is he.
Comic creation tends to be a collaborative effort. The basics are the writer, artist, penciler, inker, letterer, and colorist. You may or may not be able to combine these roles and save money depending on how competent you and your team are.
 
Funny he screenshotted people to say they don't understand how storyboarding works, but not people making fun of him for criticising Eric July for being behind on schedule when his progress so far is shitty storyboards.
This pedo doesn't understand the mere fact he's only at the storyboarding stage after what, years, is fucking pathetic. Kill yourself pedo.
It’s probably okay for an indie comic, I’m not too well versed on capeshit art, but shitting on the artwork of Julys artists while delivering this just feels like he is leaning a bit far out the window in my opinion.
Looks like a Jack Chick tract.
Christopher denies visiting his thread. He just has people send him everything.
A pathetic fat faggot like Vito, who called himself a pedophile for years and then publicly cried like a bitch because people now think he's a pedophile, is talking about "stupid."
 
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Funny he screenshotted people to say they don't understand how storyboarding works, but not people making fun of him for criticising Eric July for being behind on schedule when his progress so far is shitty storyboards. Also doesn't screencap people asking why he paid porn artists to draw the character he based on his dead friend on getting tentacle raped.
Is it normal among comic artists to ask potential customers about which panel layout they prefer? I'm not asking this to be funny, I really want to know because comes of as unprofessional to a layman like me.
 
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Is it normal among comic artists to ask potential customers about which panel layout they prefer? I'm not asking this to be funny, I really want to know because comes of as unprofessional to a layman like me.
I can't think of any instances of the artist/storyboarder themselves asking readers what they think is better.
 
I was able to find this version of the ACTUAL actual rulebook for the Star Realms basegame that was printed in 2013. This is the earliest unboxing video for Star Realms. However, being a decade old, you can't make out the credits on the packaging:

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There's this video where this faggot retard has a camera setup precisely for showing an overhead angle, but he never actually switches to that shot while showing the rulebook. I'm including this so as to facilitate casting a curse upon him. May he be forced to sit next to Vito on his next plane trip.

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But that's when I found it, this 40 views video from 8 years ago that briefly shows the credits long enough to see:

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You may be a morbidly obese pedophile lying about his education history who has witnesses alleging to have seen beat a woman so badly that the police were involved, but at least Star Realms gave you the right credit. It's a shame Vito was too retarded to figure out how to prove this on his own though. Maybe if he had been able to attend UMass then he could've found this on his own first. Alas, he is simply a byproduct of community college.
 
EDIT: Pedo is now dancing around his inability to finish storyboarding 26 pages in 6+ months with 8x the funding by insisting he's not dancing around it.

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I must congratulate you on your ability to get under Chris' skin so easily. Now if only he was able to actually give a straightforward response to the accusations in the thread, but he can't since he would have to own up to being a lazy motherfucker who is clearly in over his head with the comic. Maybe if he hadn't said retarded shit and acted in a way that caused almost everyone in CG to disavow and distance themselves from him. I'm sure the many contacts that the CG people, someone like Eric July for example, have made would be very helpful for an Indie Comic Creator™️.

His Indiegogo campaign now shows that he has gone 2 months without updating his supporters on the status of his years-long storyboarding adventure. Any supporters going to his Twitter to find an update will instead see him screenshotting my posts felting him for failing to meet his campaign deadline. Surely, Eric July should take notes.

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How long until the people who gave him money for the comic start asking for refunds? The Star Citizen people were waiting "patiently" for years so it's possible for some to wait around forever, but I can't imagine all his backers will. Does IGG do anything about campaigns that just turn into rug-pulls? I've never supported anything that showed so little for so long, so I don't know what the recourse is for disgruntled backers.
 
EDIT: Pedo is now dancing around his inability to finish storyboarding 26 pages in 6+ months with 8x the funding by insisting he's not dancing around it.

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You know Vito, if you took the time to screenshot the post and whine about it, you could have just answered the question. Being banned from the farms doesn't stop you from posting on X(Twitter)

How long until the people who gave him money for the comic start asking for refunds? The Star Citizen people were waiting "patiently" for years so it's possible for some to wait around forever, but I can't imagine all his backers will. Does IGG do anything about campaigns that just turn into rug-pulls? I've never supported anything that showed so little for so long, so I don't know what the recourse is for disgruntled backers.
I've seen people wait years to get their books from crowdfunded campaigns, a few months is basically nothing sadly. Vito would have to make a very egregious fuck up that screams SCAM to get IGG off their ass besides just dragging his feet. But people are free to ask for refunds at any point, but IGG only gives you a 10 day grace period to get one from them. Anything pass that, take it up with the campaign owner and hope for the best. Right now Vito is just another idiot spending too much time fucking around instead of finishing his book and you can't spit without hitting one of those guys in the crowdfund scene.
 
If Christopher is going to be screenshotting and responding to individual posts, maybe he should clarify why he was attending UMass Amherst before even graduating high school? He must be a genius!

It's something I'd seen parroted by far more than just that one database too. Contemporaneous reviews of the game, particularly on foreign language websites, would list him as the sole artist as well. Here's an example:

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Both of these are for the actual base game too.
Great finds. These are more interesting than the database.

These both appear to be store listings. This means that presumably the credits were given to the store by the publisher (Wise Wizard Games, formerly known as White Wizard Games). I see no reason why they would be reduced to taking the credits off of some random online wiki where anyone could edit it rather than provided by the publisher itself. The actual credits from the physical product itself appear to credit Vito for the graphic design portion and underneath appears to be a listing for "Card Art", with other names listed.

It seems to me that if it's there's only one space for "Artist", it should include the people responsible for both the graphic design and card art.

According to Christopher's 2019 resume, he describes himself as "Lead Graphic Designer" for White Wizard Games from 2013 until at least as late as 2019 (archive). He states that he "Created graphic assets / brand guidelines to help subcontracted artists maintain cohesive product identity." and also "Helped build and promote five major crowdfunding campaigns, three of which exceeded $500k in backing."
 
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