Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[BIG_BRAD]

I like that Riley is applying his gf Mint Salad's tried and true formula of making #viral vids by shouting into the camera with his beautiful breasts prominently displayed

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

HE BOUTTA PULL-UP

God I wish a wigger would. Nothing would be funnier than a news report for "White crackhead shot to death in suburban area. Leaves behind retarded girlfriend and bag of hair shavings"

 

[AnOminous]

L | A

He says, sobbing like a baby about people calling him a pedo while Dax laughs at him.

 

[Windy Moors]

Two peas in a pod: Vito & Riley
Both massive faggots
Fat
So fat they look Asian
Impressive moobs that troons would kill for
Look/are very smelly
Neck beards
Fupa buried dicks
Talentless
Envious of successful people
Fatty fat fatties
Irrational
Unflattering glasses

Did I miss anything?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Burning down the barns at the karen farms this is not. Come on Riley...

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Two peas in a pod: Vito & Riley
Both massive faggots
Fat
So fat they look Asian
Impressive moobs that troons would kill for
Look/are very smelly
Neck beards
Fupa buried dicks
Talentless
Envious of successful people
Fatty fat fatties
Irrational
Unflattering glasses

Did I miss anything?

are these the lyrics to young clippa's newest rap song

 

[not william stenchever]

God I wish a wigger would. Nothing would be funnier than a news report for "White crackhead shot to death in suburban area. Leaves behind retarded girlfriend and bag of hair shavings"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Someone really needs to punch Riley in the face, my god…

Fuckers are way too obsessed with Eric July.

 

[Shush]

Looks like Chris took a page out of Eric's book and released a teaser trailer for his comic.

Fun fact: if you look close enough when the comic opens you can see all the empty pages.

 

[mfalkner]

This mousey literal who is doing it right. Her focus is on her projects, not sperging all over socmed like a fat faggot. I can't speak on whether or not her (multiple) books are any good, but I'd rather read these than SK

 

[Sneedotron]

Turns out that wasn’t Shagsworth house, it’s Eric Julys house.
Riley is threatening that he boutta pull-up to Eric Julys house and for some reason tries to pull this Shagsworth guy into this because he featured Vito, which is baffling.

I think that Riley is too much of a pussy to step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac.
That would be the ultimate Gigachad move and would make him the king of Comicsgate, but there is no way Riley would ever step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac, he doesn’t have what it takes.
This whole thing is a bluff, he just wants July to respond.

 

[sillybillyguy]

Riley is too much of a pussy to knock on Eric July's door.

This dude let his woman fuck a Ralph because he didn't want to upset Dax.

He's the biggest bitch imaginable.

 

[KingofSomething]

Looks like Chris took a page out of Eric's book and released a teaser trailer for his comic.

Oh boy a bunch of shitty scribbles, that sure makes me want to buy a book. And he really did make porn of a dead chick. Creepy motherfucker

Turns out that wasn’t Shagsworth house, it’s Eric Julys house.
Riley is threatening that he boutta pull-up to Eric Julys house and for some reason tries to pull this Shagsworth guy into this because he featured Vito, which is baffling.

The cops were ready to hit this fat retard with felony stalking. Riley is making it real easy for Eric to get away with just shooting his dumbass if he doesn't leave him the fuck alone.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Turns out that wasn’t Shagsworth house, it’s Eric Julys house.
Riley is threatening that he boutta pull-up to Eric Julys house and for some reason tries to pull this Shagsworth guy into this because he featured Vito, which is baffling.

I think that Riley is too much of a pussy to step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac.
That would be the ultimate Gigachad move and would make him the king of Comicsgate, but there is no way Riley would ever step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac, he doesn’t have what it takes.
This whole thing is a bluff, he just wants July to respond.
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Holy shit that's pathetic.

 

[AltisticRight]

Turns out that wasn’t Shagsworth house, it’s Eric Julys house.

If Eric wants me to like him even more, I hope he wears a gopro and gives us a POV beating of this fat unfunny midget.

 

[Harm]

EDIT: Vito has finally updated his IndieGoGo backers after ignoring them for a week. The update is that there will be an update, but also that "things are still moving along," whatever the fuck that means.



It's been over 50+ days since the last update.

Looks like Chris took a page out of Eric's book and released a teaser trailer for his comic.
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Fun fact: if you look close enough when the comic opens you can see all the empty pages.

The triumphant music synced up to the foot kicking the bottle killed me. Beautiful trailer.

I think that Riley is too much of a pussy to step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac.
That would be the ultimate Gigachad move and would make him the king of Comicsgate, but there is no way Riley would ever step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac, he doesn’t have what it takes.

Well said. I mean, we're all thinking it. Even Juju, Pedo, and Nick have to be thinking it at this point. Sure, Riley taped money to a warehouse and went to a grave a week after someone else went there first, but that's peanuts compared to pulling a Frank Hassle on Eric July. He doesn't have the balls.

Like you said, Riley isn't enough of a man to ever go through with it. Maybe if there was a booth out front handing out soylent and sex changes he'd go. Nah, Riley's gonna go back to Twitter and posture forever that he'll turn up at Eric July's house. He could write a sequel song about being such a pussy, "I went to his house and got scared like a mouse wearing a blouse from my retarded spouse."

 

[genericwhitemale]

Turns out that wasn’t Shagsworth house, it’s Eric Julys house.
Riley is threatening that he boutta pull-up to Eric Julys house and for some reason tries to pull this Shagsworth guy into this because he featured Vito, which is baffling.

I think that Riley is too much of a pussy to step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac.
That would be the ultimate Gigachad move and would make him the king of Comicsgate, but there is no way Riley would ever step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac, he doesn’t have what it takes.
This whole thing is a bluff, he just wants July to respond.
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I'm not a lawyer, but does Eric July have a case if he were to file for a restraining order against Riley?

 

[Tom Myers]

If I was Vito I'd take the Remington retirement plan.

 

[huckbeine]

Well said. I mean, we're all thinking it. Even Juju, Pedo, and Nick have to be thinking it at this point. Sure, Riley taped money to a warehouse and went to a grave a week after someone else went there first, but that's peanuts compared to pulling a Frank Hassle on Eric July. He doesn't have the balls.

Like you said, Riley isn't enough of a man to ever go through with it. Maybe if there was a booth out front handing out soylent and sex changes he'd go. Nah, Riley's gonna go back to Twitter and posture forever that he'll turn up at Eric July's house. He could write a sequel song about being such a pussy, "I went to his house and got scared like a mouse wearing a blouse from my retarded spouse."

for the good of them, I hope before they pull a Frank Hassle, they know that Eric isn't a Boogie2988 and actually knows how to use a gun and gun laws

but for the lols, I hope they all fuck around and find out, it seems that 2023 is the year youtubers always fuck around and find out

 

[AnOminous]

I think that Riley is too much of a pussy to step on Eric Julys property, bang on the door and scream like a maniac.

If Eric July blew him away in Texas for that he'd probably get away with it. Just say he thought he was trying to beat down the door.

I'm not a lawyer, but does Eric July have a case if he were to file for a restraining order against Riley?

Yes, and there's probable cause to prosecute him criminally if the DA feels like getting off his ass.