Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 273 96.1%

  • Total voters
    284
Came across this while looking up Dobson on Twitter since he’s being talked about because of a YouTube video on him.

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As for why guy was blocked.
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Says the man emotionally invested in how much money Eric is making.
 
It’s really astonishing.
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So what's wrong with Eric July creating a comic series primarily focused on Black people, without any of the alphabet bullshit in it?
Vedo has:
- Whined about rings being inconsistent, something that can be easily fixed and avoided with more experience
- Storyline being boring (>$7,000,000 begs to differ)
- <$1 in shipping handling costs
- A lot more I'm sure

It's almost like you're jealous and hate Black people, Vedo. Do they look too old to you?
It all makes sense now.
 
You know you can just say that you hate black people on Musk's twitter, right? Stop pussyfooting around it and get straight to the chase. You're not afraid of saying you love pedophilic content, Vito, so show how unafraid you are and just call Eric July a nigger. It might just help those kickstarter numbers.
 
You know you can just say that you hate black people on Musk's twitter, right? Stop pussyfooting around it and get straight to the chase. You're not afraid of saying you love pedophilic content, Vito, so show how unafraid you are and just call Eric July a nigger.
You don’t understand, that’s against the code upheld by the circles Vitophile runs in. Openly lust after young children all you want, but saying the n-word is a step too far.

Remember, it’s not about actual morality; just who can rewrite reality and virtue signal their “woke” status the hardest.
 
You know you can just say that you hate black people on Musk's twitter, right? Stop pussyfooting around it and get straight to the chase. You're not afraid of saying you love pedophilic content, Vito, so show how unafraid you are and just call Eric July a nigger. It might just help those kickstarter numbers.

You don’t understand, that’s against the code upheld by the circles Vitophile runs in. Openly lust after young children all you want, but saying the n-word is a step too far.

Remember, it’s not about actual morality; just who can rewrite reality and virtue signal their “woke” status the hardest.
Essentially(just watch the first minute, I promise it’s worth it):

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Apparently someone sent a superchat during that stream that was shitting on Eric July and Shagsworth didn't read it.
A day after the stream he makes a tweet pointing out that he won't let anyone derail his stream with this bullshit, which causes Riley the fat retard to chime in and attack him for this decision, commences to insult and threaten him (I genuinely can barely understand a word this fat mush-mouth goblin is saying half the time)
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I'm really not that familiar with Riley outside of When Gunts Collide and his other mentions on the MATI podcast. What I can say for certain after watching that video is at some point in the near future this man is going to catch a five-star beating and it damn well better be caught on camera.

What an unbelievably obnoxious cunt. I cannot wait for the finding out to catch up to the fucking around.
 

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fun fact: the guy on the right and peach saliva are or were in an "open relationship" and peach had sex with dick masterson's lawyer kian migogna after one of the tds "road rage" live shows.

good clip tho

also isn't made in abyss one of those pedo animes
It's a fucked up series for sure. Now watch it sell more because of the Daily Mail complaining about it.
 
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The lack of self-awareness in what he's actually saying is mind-boggling.

"It's one thing to say 'hey this Isom comic looks hideous' and ask for Rippaverse to refine the artwork.

But shitting on Eric July because he wanted to do an issue focusing on Isom's character other than his superpowers is absolutely moronic."

What else can you expect from the obese pedophile who openly admits he's a compulsive liar and keeps a collection of 3D CGI renders of adolescent schoolgirls and was credibly accused by a schoolteacher who witnessed him beating his girlfriend so bad that the police were involved?
 
What else can you expect from the obese pedophile who openly admits he's a compulsive liar and keeps a collection of 3D CGI renders of adolescent schoolgirls and was credibly accused by a schoolteacher who witnessed him beating his girlfriend so bad that the police were involved?
You could have stopped with "obese pedophile."

This "man" wants to fuck kids. And he's fat.

Therefore any arguments he makes are invalid. The only thing a "man" like this needs to do is sudoku, immediately.
 
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The lack of self-awareness in what he's actually saying is mind-boggling.

"It's one thing to say 'hey this Isom comic looks hideous' and ask for Rippaverse to refine the artwork.

But shitting on Eric July because he wanted to do an issue focusing on Isom's character other than his superpowers is absolutely moronic."

What else can you expect from the obese pedophile who openly admits he's a compulsive liar and keeps a collection of 3D CGI renders of adolescent schoolgirls and was credibly accused by a schoolteacher who witnessed him beating his girlfriend so bad that the police were involved?
This fat pedophile sits in a room with piles of toys behind him to the point where even his master, Diddler Dax, made fun of him while pitching their retarded show. Frank Hassle pointed it out when Jarbo let his fat smelly ass on after Jim made Ralph cry. The nerve to call people "hyper consumers".

Nigger, there is no one on the planet who is more of a hyper consumer than you. You hyper consume food, hyper consume funko pops and hyper consume CP. Neck.
 
Great news, Vito has finally given an official update on his Superkiller comic! He must have realized that leaving his backers on read for months without any honest answers or explanations was the wrong way to perform business. That's right, instead of expecting them to scour weeks old tweets to find the stray admission of a months long delay, he has properly informed the people who made the comic possible what's what!

SYKE! There's still no update at all. We're 1 week away from the estimated delivery and the last update, the "October Update" from September, is nearly 60 days old. He has taken the money and ran. Sucks to suck, backers!

Sorry to lie like this, it must have been the spirit of compulsive liar Christopher Gesualdi taking control for a moment.

Well, that was a very informative read! On another note, has anyone ever noticed that it's literally impossible to find any mention of Vito ever having a significant other besides a years old reference to a tranny dominatrix, and Abbygale Mertes' claims to have witnessed Vito beat his girlfriend? No matter what you search on Twitter or what livestream archives or podcast appearances or interviews you find, they absolutely never mention anything else. His dating track record is someone he was alllegedly seen beating until the police intervened, and a male sex worker pretending to be a woman. It's very possible that he has not felt the loving caress of a woman who cherishes him and he never will. Happy Thanksgiving!
 
But shitting on Eric July because he wanted to do an issue focusing on Isom's character other than his superpowers is absolutely moronic."
Wait. It's a bad thing for a comic book issue to focus on the person behind the powers? Literally how? Doesn't knowing more about a character make you more invested in them? What was his reasoning for this? I know Vito is a retard, a contrarian retard when trying to impress daddy Dick, but how can a guy who claims to be a writer say that?
 
Something hasn't been sitting right with me and this comic book deal. Christopher has been attributing this to his artists who he hasn't been able to get to prioritize this project. The primary artist he's identified as working with him on this comic currently is Keder LeBeau who is currently on lockdown on Twitter. However, it still doesn't make sense: The campaign launched in May, the comic's 52 pages was 13 or so pages completed at launch, and Keder LeBeau was posting on LinkedIn over a year ago about his involvement on the project.

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He knew the deadline, the budget, and the workload long in advance. So why hasn't the work been finished? Besides his website's bibliography which only lists old projects and Superkiller, there's a hint on his Facebook on June 27th this year that he was working on "big projects that [he] will mention very soon" accompanied by a sketch named "Pug Lover."

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This is consistent with Vito's claims that there's other work the artist is working on. However, notice the date that he announced this on Facebook was about 4 days before the Superkiller campaign ended? Whatever other work that's allegedly holding up Superkiller, he knew about it before the IndieGoGo campaign's end. This is all to say it makes no sense that Keder LeBeau is halting work on Superkiller to finish "big projects" he still can't announce instead.

It's a bad thing for a comic book issue to focus on the person behind the powers?
Not quite. I'm twisting his retarded criticism that Isom issue #1 should have explicitly said "here are Isom's powers" against him using his phrasing in his tweet. Although I'm sure if he thought it could be used against Eric July then he probably would make that argument.
 
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The lack of self-awareness in what he's actually saying is mind-boggling.

"It's one thing to say 'hey this Isom comic looks hideous' and ask for Rippaverse to refine the artwork.

But shitting on Eric July because he wanted to do an issue focusing on Isom's character other than his superpowers is absolutely moronic."

What else can you expect from the obese pedophile who openly admits he's a compulsive liar and keeps a collection of 3D CGI renders of adolescent schoolgirls and was credibly accused by a schoolteacher who witnessed him beating his girlfriend so bad that the police were involved?
Trying to deconstruct Vito's inane hot takes is pointless because of three reasons:

1. He's a basic bitch contrarian who thinks that being called out after saying stupid shit means that he's a master troll genius of comedy.

2. He's a fucking moron.

3. He's a pedophile. I'm not going to sit down to talk shop with someone who unironically tried to assert that having empathy for children who've been molested means that you must also have empathy for their abusers.
 
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