Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Neil]

I can't wait to see all the true and honest reviews for super killer. You've built up so much negativity that your reputation is going to tank your shitty book and I'm here for it.

Vito's shitty spite-comic is never coming out. If it does, it's going to come out sometime within the next 5 years after Vito forgets about it and people poke enough fun at him to make him release whatever shitty, half-finished drivel he has lying around.

The best case, optimistic scenario for Vedo is that he releases it and it's a two-issue wonder that dies out immediately after he finds someone else to suck clout off of. Meanwhile, ISOM is something that's built to last longer than some dumb internet grudge.

Constant revisions. Your artist sucks and you had him re-draw his shitty artwork until everything became so delayed that they started working on other unannounced projects instead. You didn't use that influx of cash to supplement or replace him. "My work is already finished!" he says as his website is still littered in "Coming Soon!" placeholder text, his IndieGoGo campaign is months without any updates, and all hype in the project has died a painful death. "Eric July isn't doing any ACTUAL work!" Sure, bud. His success came entirely from pixie dust.

This fat pedo fuck knows he can't possibly deliver something that'll live up to the high, ever-shifting standards he holds Eric July's work to. Quality-wise, the best Vedo can hope for is something that the comic ends up simply bland and thus hard to make fun of. If he actually tries to be "creative" or throw his own genuine OC donut steel ideas in, he'll be laughed at harder than when the producers made fun of him for showcasing his hentai figurines on his back shelf during the pitch meeting with Dax.

That said, I do hope Vedo ends up creating the 2020s version of The LightBringer -- A giant, hubris-filled bomb of epic proportions that he'll never live down.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

super killer will come out and it will be just as bad as ISOM because the creators of both comics are autistic. I have this theory that autistic people are really territorial and feel the need to bully other autistic people they feel are more high functioning and successful, so this might be what we're seeing here

 

[Harm]

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Pig.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

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Pig.

calling this pizza is the funniest shit hes ever said

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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Pig.

Jesus Christ, I feel bloated just looking at that. Do Americans really eat this shit? Also, what're the odds Vito polished off the entire pizza by himself?

 

[AnOminous]

calling this pizza is the funniest shit hes ever said

Chicago "pizza" is just tomato soup in a bread bowl with cheese on top.

Do Americans really eat this shit?

No, only people in Chicongo and fat pedophiles like Pito.

 

[mfalkner]

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Pig.

I see the weight loss is going well

 

[Harm]

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Weird that he'd care considering he was too stupid and too poor to attend UMass himself.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Jesus Christ, I feel bloated just looking at that. Do Americans really eat this shit? Also, what're the odds Vito polished off the entire pizza by himself?

Think I had a Chicago deep dish once, because I lived in Illinois when I was young. It's not really that common because its EXTREMELY expensive, both for the customer and the shop, profit margins aren't exactly high. Eating this regularly means you are in fact a fat fuck, even by American standards

 

[AltisticRight]

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Pig.

Amerimutts will get worked over nonstick pans and water with microplastics yet they'll eat an entire Shenzhen toy market's equivalent of plastic food, I mean, American cheese.

 

[3MMA]

All this lack of progress on Vito the Paedo’s eternally upcoming comic book, SuperKiller, brings to mind one of the first things I ever thought about it. The lead image is retarded.

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This picture is his Twitter profile’s banner image. It’s also the image he went with to introduce the series in a majority of his advertising & main cover. I’m not a fan of his characters look, though that’s very relative, a personal taste. What really bothers with this image is that rather than looking like he’s running towards you, it looks as though he’s jumping straight up in the air. Maybe it’s the crops fault, but a cover design in full made the effect even more apparent. From the comic’s campaign page:

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This image is weak. The character looks like he’s doing some ‘tarded vertical jump in a ghoulish leprechaun dance or something. It comes across as out of place. As far as work ethic or drive is concerned, Chris clearly likes the idea of making something more than actually making it. The image associated with being “a creator,” is what he covets, as he makes more plushies & playlists for his yet to be book. Verdict is that Vito is a poseur and his choice in lead imagery for his series is questionable. Wonder what those editing sessions with the artist look like?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Jesus Christ, I feel bloated just looking at that. Do Americans really eat this shit? Also, what're the odds Vito polished off the entire pizza by himself?

I had Chicago Deep Dish for the first time when I was in America, and a friend gave me a recommendation for a place that does the traditional recipe. And I mean it's nice; it's a little weird because of how this and filling it is and is more akin to a quiche than a pizza, but it's worth trying once in your life.
The fact that Vito eats it on the regular is a pretty good indication of why he's such a fat fuck.

 

[AltisticRight]

All this lack of progress on Vito the Paedo’s eternally upcoming comic book, SuperKiller, brings to mind one of the first things I ever thought about it. The lead image is retarded.

Maybe if he learned how to work efficiently, such as tracing 3D objects that add nothing to the story and stop downloading "weird pedo doujins", he'd be able to finish a page or two before the next lolicon comic gets torrented.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Vito the Pedo is guest-starring on a new episode of PKA

i enjoy watching the PKA podcast, i do enjoy listening to some of the takes the guys have. though, i've grown to dislike the podcast since constantly bringing harley and now vito (this time for the second or third? time.) on the show. it's annoying because i do like the show but i am starting to grow out of it

 

[mfalkner]

As far as work ethic or drive is concerned, Chris clearly likes the idea of making something more than actually making it. The image associated with being “a creator,” is what he covets, as he makes more plushies & playlists for his yet to be book.

I've said something similar a few pages ago, about how he's put more effort into merchandising SK than getting the book out.
Say what you want about shit like Garfield, but Jim Davis got the strip into newspapers before whoring it out at least.

Maybe if he learned how to work efficiently, such as tracing 3D objects that add nothing to the story and stop downloading "weird pedo doujins", he'd be able to finish a page or two before the next lolicon comic gets torrented.

That bit where Dick raised a brow at Vito's admission that he torrents porn and won't go into detail about what's in it was one of the last chuckles I've gotten from TBPITU.

I learned not to trust porn torrents when I was like 10, when I ended up with vicky_cumpilation.mov on my PC.
It's all CP and dolphin sex

 

[AltisticRight]

It's all CP and dolphin sex

You're saying don't trust torrents, but you're giving Vedo ideas because he might hit the jackpot.

 

[mfalkner]

You're saying don't trust torrents, but you're giving Vedo ideas because he might hit the jackpot.

He's already torrenting CP, nothing I say can give him worse ideas

 

[3MMA]

Exploitable, add SuperPaedo, in his stupid, vertical, jumping glory, to anything:

ETA: an example to get things going;

SuperPaedo, NAMBLA edition.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Guess who FINALLY updated their backers.

Someone on Twitter posted the update and pointed out he still managed to bitch about Eric July.


Eric’s response.

https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1734373885670273362

Extra bit of funny.

https://x.com/sightunseen555/status/1734379133998874852

 

[mfalkner]

Guess who FINALLY updated their backers.

Someone on Twitter posted the update and pointed out he still managed to bitch about Eric July.
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Eric’s response.
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https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1734373885670273362

Extra bit of funny.
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https://x.com/sightunseen555/status/1734379133998874852

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Hey, Pedo: you're already way behind, and you can't even insult Eric without looking like even more of a pathetic loser.
I look forward to "Q2 2024" when we can all shit on your faggot comic and finally convince you to play in traffic