Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Just say he thought he was trying to beat down the door.

Considering the unhinged behavior on public display on Twitter, he wouldn't even need that. Eric has a legitimate reason to blow Riley's brains out and face zero repercussion.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Considering the unhinged behavior on public display on Twitter, he wouldn't even need that. Eric has a legitimate reason to blow Riley's brains out and face zero repercussion.

Riley keeps saying he’s intentionally going to escalate things too. All any attorney would have to do is “PULL UP” his Twitter and Riley’s screwed.

 

[AnOminous]

Considering the unhinged behavior on public display on Twitter, he wouldn't even need that. Eric has a legitimate reason to blow Riley's brains out and face zero repercussion.

Anyway he really should get a restraining order on that faggot. If he actually does have to shoot the fucker it looks better if they're in violation of one. Make sure to get that "acting in concert" shit in there too so if he brings some faggot friend to play "I'm not touching you I'm not touching you he is" games, they both go to jail.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

they both go to jail

Nah, send em to the morgue. Let an industrial oven handle it.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

If Eric July blew him away in Texas for that he'd probably get away with it. Just say he thought he was trying to beat down the door.

The truth of the story would get him acquitted:

Harassed by Riley who brought an internet grudge into real life........over a comic book.


Not guilty.

 

[Harm]

Pedo has been absolutely elated lately that one of his tweets has taken off and gone viral, netting nearly 15 million impressions as of now.


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However, he's being ratio'd in all senses of the word (more qrts and comments than likes; qrts and replies with far more likes), but still brags that he's going to get a big payday off the impressions from this tweet. Congratulations Chris, millions of people were exposed to you who now think you're a dumbass and your reward is maybe 1% of what Eric July has earned from his latest comic book.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Pedo has been absolutely elated lately that one of his tweets has taken off and gone viral, netting nearly 15 million impressions as of now.

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However, he's being ratio'd in all senses of the word (more qrts and comments than likes; qrts and replies with far more likes), but still brags that he's going to get a big payday off the impressions from this tweet. Congratulations Chris, millions of people were exposed to you who now think you're a dumbass and your reward is maybe 1% of what Eric July has earned from his latest comic book.

Oh man, Vito got a hit tweet? Thats amazing!

Damn, it sure would be a shame if something happened to heavily overshadow such an amazing accomplishment. Especially within the same timeframe. But of course, there’s no way that could possibly hap-

https://x.com/ericdjuly/status/1726115993166995940

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh man, Vito got a hit tweet? Thats amazing!

Damn, it sure would be a shame if something happened to heavily overshadow such an amazing accomplishment. Especially within the same timeframe. But of course, there’s no way that could possibly hap-

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Do you know what else hit one million?
The age of Vedo's favourite Loli goddess.
Probably.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Oh man, Vito got a hit tweet? Thats amazing!

Damn, it sure would be a shame if something happened to heavily overshadow such an amazing accomplishment. Especially within the same timeframe. But of course, there’s no way that could possibly hap-

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The contrast between Eric's tweets and Vito's tweets is nothing short of comical. One is celebrating his accolades, advertising his creative work, and showing gratitude to his consumer base. The other is spending all his time either arguing with strangers, impotently taking potshots at his more successful competitor, or thirst posting fictional characters.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm not a lawyer, but does Eric July have a case if he were to file for a restraining order against Riley?

Easily.

He really should put in for one too, because as appealing as the idea of him mag dumping Riley might be to people here, it's far safer for him to just call the cops and have Riley taken into custody for violating the order. The cops wouldn't have to try and figure out what's going on. They'd just check that the order is valid and that Riley violated it.

Also I don't think they'd have to submit the RO violation to a grand jury. It's a class A misdemeanor, and not a felony. @AnOminous can correct me if I'm wrong though.

 

[Harm]

Painfully trying to listen through the latest Biggest Problem in the Universe to see if there's anything of note. Def Noodles is on as a guest so that's a thing. I'm currently 41 mins into the livestream VOD and the biggest takeaways are that they haven't mentioned Eric July at all yet, and Pedo attempted to RSVP to Adam22's birthday party and was denied admission, but stupidly thought he was accepted. Also, Juju also admits his alcoholism and Pedo admits to being a compulsive liar, so nothing really new to report there.

EDIT: Posted too soon. Turns straight into Eric July bitching at 44 mins in. Def Noodles looks legitimately baffled when Dax and Chris try to say that Eric July making a million dollars after only retaining 25% of the customers from Isom #1 is a bad thing. "That's actually really good though," he says. They start to lie that Eric July is somehow losing money, but Def Noodles' face shows he's not really buying into their rhetoric. They scramble and win Def Noodles back to their side by lying that Eric July is trying to start a cartoon, which Def Noodles agrees wouldn't make sense (which is why Eric July isn't making a cartoon, as he's already said in his videos).

 

[KingofSomething]

Their desperation to make Eric look incompetent is really pathetic. Oh no, he only made a million dollars in 2 weeks. What a failure.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Three million dollar+ comic campaigns in a row. But sure he’s a big ol’ failure destined to fail, unlike Dax who was on a daytime tv show once, and Vito who ___________________________.

 

[Harm]

Vito who ___________________________.

Has sold 35 comics for $1,480 over the past 52 days, or 0.15% as much as the Alphacore pre-order campaign.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Has sold 35 comics for $1,480 over the past 52 days, or 0.15% as much as the Alphacore pre-order campaign.

I don't think ol Vito the Pedo is hitting 80k

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't think ol Vito the Pedo is hitting 80k

I don’t think ol Vito the Pedo is finishing the comic.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Spousal abuser? Care to implore?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Has sold 35 comics for $1,480 over the past 52 days, or 0.15% as much as the Alphacore pre-order campaign.

im not sure if i even need to say anything in this post

 

[Sneedotron]

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[Dumpster dived waifu]

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Absolutely no self-awareness.