Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Extra bit of funny.

https://x.com/sightunseen555/status/1734379133998874852

I read the imbicile bit, and was going to laugh that Vito is a fucking retard, but I'm glad somebody beat me to the punch already.

 

[mfalkner]

Exploitable, add SuperPaedo, in his stupid, vertical, jumping glory, to anything:
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ETA: an example to get things going;
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SuperPaedo, NAMBLA edition.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here is Vito's new clout chasing tactic:

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[AltisticRight]

I look forward to "Q2 2024"

Don't because it will get delayed.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Vito's goal was to sound like a sleazy used car salesman pitching a time share then mission accomplished. Anyone who falls for that PR bluster is genuinely brain-damaged.

I absolutely loved 'we're delaying the book that's already behind schedule to add more pages which will only delay it even further'. I hope he Yandere Devs it; by the time this pile of shit is released* it's going to be as thick as the entire Lord Of The Rings.

*jk it's never coming out lmao

 

[genericwhitemale]

Here is Vito's new clout chasing tactic:

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L | A

 

[Kheapathic]

Any idea what cut of the podcast Vito gets, and what other job(s), if any, does he have? I'm just remembering an earlier tweet saying how he looks like he'll never be able to move out of his apartment; and while I'm not denying LA is prohibitively expensive, he's not exactly in a high income area. He can afford all the junk food and cheap plastic in his room; but outside of the podcast and his own shitty YouTube, what does he do for money? And no, screaming about a black dude on Patreon doesn't count.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Any idea what cut of the podcast Vito gets, and what other job(s), if any, does he have? I'm just remembering an earlier tweet saying how he looks like he'll never be able to move out of his apartment; and while I'm not denying LA is prohibitively expensive, he's not exactly in a high income area. He can afford all the junk food and cheap plastic in his room; but outside of the podcast and his own shitty YouTube, what does he do for money? And no, screaming about a black dude on Patreon doesn't count.

I think that was a talking point in the dick thread a year ago, and Kinochet amplified it on twitter that he must get chump change. I would imagine they split the podcast 50/50. Vito has his own YouTube channel that probably gets meh views, but of the 8k in Patreon money, plus whatever YouTube donos they make, he probably earns about $5k a month from Biggest Problem.

 

[3MMA]

SuperKiller unmasked, is this his true form?

Find out in six months when Vaedo releases another update on the latest plushies & playlists for his yet to be comic book. The never ending fundraiser was originally set to deliver by December 2023. Just this week, Veedle updated his duped backers (after the original promised delivery,) that he needs 6 months more, at least. Most campaign have a start & finish, leaving things up & open ended is greedy, rank, & amateurish. If he actually worked on his project, perhaps he wouldn’t fuck up so hard, but Eric July is just so much more important to Veed than anything apparently (he admits as much below.) Enjoyed reading his bragging about his huge online following that he’s been “building” for a decade. Acting so surprised that people wonder about his ability to deliver the goods is doing him no favors, especially in the same breath that he delayed his masterpiece.

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Spoiler: Images from Paedo’s post & comments

Some amusing comments:

Populist hero of comics?

 

[AltisticRight]

>destroying my reputation forever
How?
Unless Vedo actually gets arrested and prosecuted for child molestation, goes on a mass shooting spree, or rapes someone?

Fat, lying nonce.

 

[3MMA]

I don’t get how he thinks his twitter reputation isn’t already trashed. One, social media sites are not the perfect indicator of a person’s reputation (clear to those not constantly online) & two, his timeline on twitter is plagued with other users calling him a paedo. Those allegations are based on his own public words & actions. By his own metrics of what’s important (twitter/x rep,) his reputation has been sunk for years already. To be fair, this looks to be compounded by his paedo rep in areas of life extending beyond just twitter, such as his personal website blogs over the years, his creepy fan art, his comedy, his gigs & scams to go on various podcasts or streams.

 

[mfalkner]

SuperKiller unmasked, is this his true form?
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Find out in six months when Vaedo releases another update on the latest plushies & playlists for his yet to be comic book. The never ending fundraiser was originally set to deliver by December 2023. Just this week, Veedle updated his duped backers (after the original promised delivery,) that he needs 6 months more, at least. Most campaign have a start & finish, leaving things up & open ended is greedy, rank, & amateurish. If he actually worked on his project, perhaps he wouldn’t fuck up so hard, but Eric July is just so much more important to Veed than anything apparently (he admits as much below.) Enjoyed reading his bragging about his huge online following that he’s been “building” for a decade. Acting so surprised that people wonder about his ability to deliver the goods is doing him no favors, especially in the same breath that he delayed his masterpiece.
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Spoiler: Images from Paedo’s post & comments

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Some amusing comments:
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Populist hero of comics?
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Imagine being this fag and thinking you have a good reputation.
Christopher: you are known as a fat pedophile that juju pulls out to dunk on Eric July. You are worth less than nothing

That being said, this hector character is on to something. Vito never expressed any interest in anything unless it's to cover his fat ass. He's a "comedian" so he can "joke" about being a child molester. He was "journalist" for the amount of time he spent trying to shit on another man's business.
His interest in comics is purely for monetary gain; he spends more time merchandising his idea than creating the product. His ripoff has more plushies, stickers, and other plastic shit than anything, with not a single published page.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Redbar doesn't like Vito

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Redbar doesn't like Vito

Yeah, but nobody likes Vito.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah, but nobody likes Vito.

Except Daxipad and Balldo.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Except Daxipad and Balldo.

Do they though? Do they really like him?

 

[AnOminous]

Except Daxipad and Balldo.

Dax openly shits on him. Maybe Balldo likes him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dax openly shits on him. Maybe Balldo likes him.

Do they though? Do they really like him?

I think they do.

Juju likes him enough to give him the cohost spot, and Juju mocking him could just be considered tough love or banter.

As for Balldo, you cannot, not like someone while also defending their so called "jokes" about being a paedophile and violently raping children.

 

[AnOminous]

Juju likes him enough to give him the cohost spot, and Juju mocking him could just be considered tough love or banter.

Juju just needs someone shittier than he is to look good in comparison. It's just that he's so absolutely shitty he now has to stoop further than when that was Maddox.

 

[Pomniman]

Yeah, Juju's whole MO as a podcaster is basically a homosexual male analogue to that thing women do where they'll "befriend" a girl who's uglier than them and hang out together all the time just so they can be "the hot one" of the two.