Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Nigga forgot the most important character, Viceroy Fizzlebottom! He’s a hearty cherub of a man!

 

[Null]

I just want to say that the design for Beck sucks. What about that design is supposed to say "spunky immature boyish tagalong that wants to be a hero but doesn't know how"?

What about working at a diner indicates to anyone that she's trying to accomplish this goal either? A character's job is really important to what kind of person they are. Fight Club's Narrator works in soulless risk assessment, Superman+Spiderman are journalists because they have privileged access to major events, 1984's Winston works in the Ministry of Truth because history rewriting is the most important part of Orwell's vision of how the party maintains control.

If a young girl is trying to be a superhero in a world where they exist, she should be in some line of work that allows her to be around and to annoy superheroes to get more involved in their world. She'd be trying to be an assistant or something, not sitting complacent in a diner.

The fundamentals to writing are lost on him.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Page 7 rips off a Marvel comic from several years ago. I don't remember the name, but Marvel released a "girl power" woke feminist comic where the protagonist shows in a flashback that she tried to radiation, animal bites etc. to try and give herself superpowers. The exact sort of comic Vito is trying to show who's boss, he rips off. Interesting!

 

[Lidl Drip]

So is the tomboy waitress his dream girl or his self insert? Pretty sure he doesn't want to have sex with grown adult women.

 

[Vect]

What about that design is supposed to say "spunky immature boyish tagalong that wants to be a hero but doesn't know how"?

To be fair, how on Earth are you supposed to design a character based on the incredibly detailed requirements of "NEET lifestyle" and "looks like they play League of Legends"?

 

[Null]

To be fair, how on Earth are you supposed to design a character based on the incredibly detailed requirements of "NEET lifestyle" and "looks like they play League of Legends"?

 

[PaladinBoo]

While skimming this I didn't even fully appreciate how fucking pathetic his dreamgirl decription is.

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This description of his ideal woman is gayer than men fucking.

This is basically every shut in incels dream girl. The tomboy gamer girl who is not like other girls in that she likes stuff geared more towards boys like playing video games, reading comics and watching anime instead of going to the mall and listening to Taylor Swift. This fucking girl rarely exists and when she does she wouldn't want to be with some greaseball pedo like Vito who has nothing going for him.

 

[Vect]

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Becks it just a golem made of tired clichés barely held together with some industrial-grade wish-fulfillment and a faint whiff of COOM. Nothing unheard of in the world of comics to be frank, but what makes her stand out like a sore thumb is that those tired clichés are mashed together from clashing genres and different kinds of stories from the one it's being told.
For example her "weird geek obsessed with comics and superheroes" could work in a story of a world where superheroes don't exist: "I wish superheroes were real"; in this comic heroes are a commonplace occurrence so it makes no fucking sense, and this clashes heavily with her "I wanted to be a superhero" part and both of those parts clash with her looks, but that could be perhaps blamed on the artist given the very short description he had to work with. The fact that comics about superheroes being more or less exactly as popular in this world where superheroes exists than in ours doesn't really work either, but we can't expect every upcoming writer to read and understand such obscure works of the genre like "Watchmen" that pointed this fact 40 years ago.
To make things worse, her personality and relationship with the MC reeks more of manga than western comics, and she seems like a mixture from late 00s-early 10s Ramona Flowers-like "I'll write my own girlfriend" kind of character and a more recent GIRL BOSS one, but with the worst aspects of both.
Tl;dr: She's a mess and I hate her.

 

[sillybillyguy]

For example her "weird geek obsessed with comics and superheroes" could work in a story of a world where superheroes don't exist

In Watchmen because Superheroes exist and are a part of every day life the popular comic that a character reads is about Pirates.

 

[PaladinBoo]

To make things worse, her personality and relationship with the MC reek more of manga than western comics, and she seems like a mixture from late 00s-early 10s Ramona Flowers-like "I'll write my own girlfriend" kind of character and a more recent GIRL BOSS one, but with the worst aspects of both.
Tl;dr: She's a mess and I hate her.

Hell, this whole comic looks more like a manga than a western comic. This leads me to believe that Vito is more of a manga fan than a comic fan and that this book is more or less of a "spoof" of My Hero Academia. Which is fucking hilarious as EVS hates manga but was raving about Vito's wannabe manga book saying it is so much better than Isom and a real comic book. Can't expect these fat fuck slimeballs to be consistent in their beliefs.

 

[mfalkner]

This doesn't read like a script that was written by somebody who loves comic books since pretty much every line that I've read of the script goes on about how this character is generic or that is a cliche.
Anyone who claims that veto is a comic book fan is a lying cunt

Also, writing in references outside of dialogue and shit like "sweat bubble" in a script is writing stuff that I did in middle school. Once you learn how to write, you discover such visual details are left up to the penciller

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If a young girl is trying to be a superhero in a world where they exist, she should be in some line of work that allows her to be around and to annoy superheroes to get more involved in their world. She'd be trying to be an assistant or something, not sitting complacent in a diner.

The fundamentals to writing are lost on him.

Careful. I can see him being the type to write in his enemies and critics in such a manner he makes them look cool. Imagine his superhero enemy being the Nullfield named Jeremy Sun, his works with an entire Internet forum of wannabe evil sidekicks called Zealand Evils working to dox the identifies of superheroes. Their work took down Transgirl who’s superpower is to turn into any gender they feels like after they forgot they were a man and entered a female’s bathroom. Poor Transgirl was forced to take her life in shame. Luckily helping the superheroes is Vito… I mean Pidor! Using his comedy and zeeter account he’s able to counter this evil force and save the superheroes

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who claims that veto is a comic book fan is a lying cunt

The only comics this faggot pedophile is interested in are hentai porn and doujinshi.

 

[Kulee Baba]

You can only deconstruct something you know and care a lot about, and I Vito clearly doesn't know shit about comics, let alone capeshit ones.

So damn true. And please do not hold back on comic sperging all the time we have a great general thread for that I love hearing about the medium. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sperg-about-comic-books-here.23113/page-288

Just this month I was bitching about The Suicide Squad game and I crapped on Garth Ennis, I despise “Preacher” on a personal level that shit makes me want to go full Muslim Jihadist in how it shits on religion. But another user made a great point, Ennis actually loves Superman and he knew how to deconstruct Superman as a maniac. That’s why Seth Rogan managed to not fuck up Homelander in Amazon’s The Boys and Kirkman’s Invincible is a pretty good comic. Oh and “Superman: Red Son” is the best What If of Superman ever. Because for a character like Superman it is actually believable that Superman would be a massive asshole, he’s a God amongst men. Honestly if a Superman did exist he’d have full right to rule over humanity.

Vedo doesn’t understand that, Vedo is a retard who doesn’t understand that even stories for (man)children need to have interesting moral conflicts. Vedo is equivalent to a middle schooler writing stories for “Creative Writing.”

“And the man shoots evil Superman and it’s all bloody and cool.” This is like going back to the real innocent days of the internet when we’d clown on fanfiction. But not that fake bullshit fanfiction called “so bad it’s good.” I feel Vedo did try his best in writing this script and that’s what makes it funny. I mean the fucking retard did get Paypigs to put their real money into this POS, again thank you Dick Masterson I’ve doubted this corn harvest but I finally had some fun.

 

[3MMA]

We saw it the first time, Vito.

Anime sweat bulb needs to go in random text.

 

[Neetorino]

So is the tomboy waitress his dream girl or his self insert? Pretty sure he doesn't want to have sex with grown adult women.

She's the insert for the dream girl, who died in real life, who he had tentacle rape art made up "in her honor."

 

[mfalkner]

The reviews are in, Vito. Your comic sucks buals, and after all that shitting on isom, your product is so much worse. It's shit, and I know you'll go on your fag podcast and vent about how kiwi farms doesn't know anything and dick will tell you it's actually good while winking to the camera because you're only around him so he can shit on you, and you're too retarded to know.
Evs only pretends to like your trash to spite Eric July. I'm almost curious enough to watch biggest problem tonight to see how you cope.
I'm not going to, but the thought crossed my mind.


PS: you can't shit on comic tropes while filling your shit with surface-level anime ones.

 

[BoogieOogie]

Huh. Not an original thought in that fat head. It shouldn’t surprise me, given the rest of his ‘brand’ is yoinked from someone else, including his pedo schtick, and, yet, I’m surprised by how awful and unoriginal that was.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Serious dialogue is the build-up to a punchline that's either a lol so random non-sequitur or it's just stating what your doing in a sarcastic tone under the guise of being "self-aware", or trying to be "quirky" by making characters say a situation is awkward.

Someone who has never read literature that wasn't cut into paneled form isn't going to know how to write good dialogue. Great writers are great because they've read so many great things. Sure, comic book dialogue isn't high literature, but when it's done well it's because the writer has read high literature and can draw inspiration, structure, and substance from it.

Vito's drawing inspiration from shitty 2000s superhero comics, web comics, reddit comment threads, and loli dating games. Of course it's going to be shit. He's one of those people who thinks that because they were clever in school, everything they produce is golden on the first try.