Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Oliver Onions]

I feel Vito and Dick knowingly decided to make a bad comic

I agree this was Dick's plan, but I think Vito genuinely tried his best and is mad as fuck that people are making fun of it, just like the Tool Time promo art.

Here's a flashback of Sam murdering an innocent man while Beck is more interested in how his silly gun works.

Also, why does the dying man's face look like that? What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace

Never mind the dying man, why are SK's eyes so close together. 80k should get your better 3/4ths perspective than this.

Actually the more I think about it, why is he pointing the gun to his side (even though the shadow in the previous panel is head-on) but facing his head diagonally and staring at the ground? It should be angled from below, from the perspective of the dying man, and SK should be facing down but looking away because he doesn't want to make eye contact.

This composition fucking sucks.

 

[Musashi's Son]

https://twitter.com/VitoComedy/status/1761908032353767638?t=Y1zSLzk9kyObBPQIIyHBzg&s=19
Hey, pedophile: kf isn't a hive mind. We don't take null's orders like you take dick. Your coping, and your fans' , are hilarious, so keep it up, fag.
Nothing you say even makes logical sense

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/2Irf9

 

[Crispy Jakes]

What everyone thought would happen when Vito got a thread is happening. Like all LA nonces he doesn't care whether the attention he gets is positive or negative, so long as he gets attention.

Who would have thought, the LA tryhard whose claims to fame are all some flavour of "hey everyone look how retarded I am! Ain't I so retarded? Haha!" is enjoying the fact he has a Kiwifarms thread? Imagine my shock.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Never mind the dying man, why are SK's eyes so close together. 80k should get your better 3/4ths perspective than this.

Actually the more I think about it, why is he pointing the gun to his side (even though the shadow in the previous panel is head-on) but facing his head diagonally and staring at the ground? It should be angled from below, from the perspective of the dying man, and SK should be facing down but looking away because he doesn't want to make eye contact.

This composition fucking sucks.

Speaking of the gun, I thought it was a actual gun at first because of that head on shot with the fuck off barrel, not some ray gun. It's uninspired and lazy in design.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Speaking of the gun, I thought it was a actual gun at first because of that head on shot with the fuck off barrel, not some ray gun. It's uninspired and lazy in design.

The entire comic is the last sentence. As many have said before, it's a worse version of The Boys mixed in with anime and manga tropes.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What everyone thought would happen when Vito got a thread is happening. Like all LA nonces he doesn't care whether the attention he gets is positive or negative, so long as he gets attention.

Who would have thought, the LA tryhard whose claims to fame are all some flavour of "hey everyone look how retarded I am! Ain't I so retarded? Haha!" is enjoying the fact he has a Kiwifarms thread? Imagine my shock.

I would agree if it wasn't for the fact he's nearly burst into tears more than once on The Dick Show because Dick was mogging him.

He is definitely an attention whore, but unlike most LA vermin he still seems to possess some human emotions, so if there's even a 0.01% chance what we say in this thread actually upsets him I'd say it's all worth it.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

The entire comic is the last sentence. As many have said before, it's a worse version of The Boys mixed in with anime and manga tropes.

don't forget the strong rick and morty influence

 

[Guntkvd]

Weird question, but did vito ever talk about diddling kids on camera, or it's all in text?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Man, just look at how not-Mad Vito is still bitching about KF talking about his script leak. I sure am impressed about how totally not-mad he is about it as he continues to bitch and complain and bring up the thread. It’s really impressive how totally not-mad he is about it.

 

[Journoscum]

Well if you'd release a finished product we wouldn't have to mock a draft or storyboard art you fat retard.

 

[3MMA]

Your coping, and your fans' , are hilarious

Was that screenshot the first one from this thread that Vaedophile posted, or has he posted screenshots before? I saw he started posting screenshots of Nulls comments, but missed that he got upset at my review. Looks like it’s really gotten under his skin, especially since he couldn’t even post the whole thing. Maybe it was the line about anime sweat bulbs here & The Simpsons screenshots there, who knows? Those obvious sock accounts he talks with on X all have the exact same talking point as Vaedo, they’re probably ran by the paedo posse, Riley, big Daxipad, the Vaedophile himself, etc. It’s a slippery slope from there to full on nonstop malding. One day he’s doing his usual routine, then, a read & seethe session turns into a daily ritual of seethe & read. The real kicker comes when they start publicly arguing with their thread on their own social media. Not mad people don’t have to lie about things when they have a leg to stand on, no need to manufacture an angle to attempt to save face.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Man, just look at how not-Mad Vito is still bitching about KF talking about his script leak. I sure am impressed about how totally not-mad he is about it as he continues to bitch and complain and bring up the thread. It’s really impressive how totally not-mad he is about it.

Him and Rekieta must be sharing notes.

"I leaked the script as a JOKE. The writing being awful and none of the jokes being funny is FUNNY. I hope Kiwi Farms makes a million posts about what a fat retard I am."

 

[BIG_BRAD]

i like the counter criticism that the haters don't know how comics are made and haven't made anything themselves when the only content to his name is like funko pop reviews, lolicon fanfics and a podcast he stole from a comedian 20 years past his prime

also isnt the plot of his comic just the game No More Heroes

 

[3MMA]

Recent clip from Daxipads podcast where Vaedo cries. Think this was about SuperPaedo & reactions to it online, it was from a comments section (on X) about the rediscovery of the 3rd draft of his comic:
Link | Archive

Video Clip:

ETA: still crying about SuperPaedo, but found out this was from the launch.

 

[Harm]

That's from episode #90, "the One Where Vito Cries." The IndieGoGo for Superkiller had launched right around then, so it's probably too soon for it to have been in response to feedback about Superkiller.

 

[The Ancestor]

I'll give you this, Vito. I like the Biggest Problem show, and the page about "what about the heroes who survive the 3rd shot" is kind of interesting.
You're just an insufferable cunt on twitter.

 

[Kheapathic]

I think a big issue with modern comics (which I only pirate once every few years out of abject boredom and never buy) is that everyone's trying to be meta and post-ironic about everything in the least tactful or well-constructed ways to the point where most stories are just there for terrible sitcom style jokes that don't work without a laugh track and hamfisted sociopolitical messaging less and less people care about with each passing day.

Joss Whedon and his bullshit has been a poison for any sense of writing or character construction.

 

[Journoscum]

I'll give you this, Vito. I like the Biggest Problem show, and the page about "what about the heroes who survive the 3rd shot" is kind of interesting.
You're just an insufferable cunt on twitter.

There are so many interesting and funny people who have such God awful social media accounts. Twitter ruined the mystique a lot of people had.

So basically if there is somebody whose work I respect, I try to avoid their Twitter account. I don't want to lose respect for them after seeing endless boomer political posting.

 

[Neetorino]

I'll give you this, Vito. I like the Biggest Problem show, and the page about "what about the heroes who survive the 3rd shot" is kind of interesting.
You're just an insufferable cunt on twitter.

That's the thing, the fraction of the skeleton from Vito's script that is interesting could never be used in an interesting way by that retard.

 

[Pill Cosby]

The art style looks like garbage, that's not how female breasts look, Vedo. You might have double Ds but I assure you it's not something to model on.

Vito doesn’t know what adult female breasts look like.