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"NO, I CANT TARD WRANGLE THE ARTIST FOR MY COMIC OR WORK ON IT MYSELF, I NEED TO TEACH THAT STUPID NIGGER WHOS BOSS WITH A SHITTY RAP ABOUT HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE HIM FOR MAKING ME LOOK INCOMPETENT."
Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
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LMFAO! Youtube recommended this to me and my jaw dropped. I didn't realize they dedicated the entire episode to my post, assumed it was some short 10 minutes segment. Four hours going over the fine details of boylove iconography. Dax's got that comatose canine rizz on lock.
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Nearly 4 hours for a post that can be read and rated with autistic (sorry fren) in under 5 minutes.
That ratio. Seeing a paedophile and his balding faggot master mald over it was worth it.
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Pot calling the kettle black.
Vito you are the one not just covering that bald spot but also seeking medical treatment in Turkey for it.
Vito you are the one not just covering that bald spot but also seeking medical treatment in Turkey for it.
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Also, apparently because Tim Pool might feel some inferiority complex from his balding head (many men do), it somehow reflects badly on his intellect? That's a massive leap. Don't get me wrong, he's a dumb grifter but he's not really dumb in the sense of promoting his brand and being successful.
What kind of argument was that? Just a balding fat paedophile seething because someone's more successful than him. Where's your gay picture book, Vedo? Too busy with lolicon doujins and paedophilic Japanese games?
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He needs to bash other people to feel better about himself. It's arguable, yet I feel that Tim Pool has a sense of humility, while Vedo has none. Thus the nonce sees that as a "weakness", and bashes Mr. Pool - thinking he's gaining the upper hand, while being none of the wiser.
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I think Vito, fat and balding and a pedo, bashes people better than him because he thinks he’s better than them while he seethes in his manchild dungeon as Tim Pool, bald and worth a lot of money and has influence, makes videos from his studio building. “Why look towards Tim Pool when you could be looking at me!” Essentially. It’s gross no one wants to you at you Vito, you make people envy the blind
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Do what I do, just spend five seconds, quit reading it and rate it autistic.
Vito, you're fat, bald and a greasy, repulsive pedophile who makes people vomit and parents chaperone their kids to the other side of the street when they see you cooming their way. "Oh yeah well Tim Pool wears a beanie." Massive own.
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The flouride/gooned out stare. This is what you look like after spending 20 years of trying and failing to make it in Hollywood.
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Vito, you are a guy who thought it was a good idea to push your luck until you got stuck permanently with the pedo label should not be talking about mental clarity. Of you had mental clarity you never would have gotten yourself into that situation in the first place.
Also is this Owen guy stupid? Tim obviously doesn't leave YouTube because it's the biggest online media platform in the world. Sure he could always leave YouTube to make a statement against censorship but we all know his views would tank if he did. Tim knows it too or he would have bailed ages ago instead of letting YouTube take a cut of from his streams or fucking censor him. There's no conspiracy or theories to be made. If you want to be seen, you go where the eyes are.
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Is he seething that Tim and even EVS can sponsor Camelot's gay car but he knows he can't publicly whine about EVS?
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Beanie boy mogs fat speccy neckbeard pedophile wearing a snapback indoors anyday of the week. Christopher can only dream of hiding his baldness the way Tim does.
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Two days later and Vito's diss track still doesn't have as many views as they pretended Eric July's video had.
He has the worst take possible on the recent Mutahar video on Keffals, using Just a Worm's art means that the video is a joke video, and the likes-to-views ratio on this tweet says it all:
Archive only to prove these numbers weren't faked
Despite Vito's Ghostbusters video being a massive flop, he is still attempting to get it picked up by the algorithm by changing the description, title, and thumbnail. At this point, he's flat out lying about what video he made:
He has the worst take possible on the recent Mutahar video on Keffals, using Just a Worm's art means that the video is a joke video, and the likes-to-views ratio on this tweet says it all:
Archive only to prove these numbers weren't faked
Despite Vito's Ghostbusters video being a massive flop, he is still attempting to get it picked up by the algorithm by changing the description, title, and thumbnail. At this point, he's flat out lying about what video he made:
I made an autistic discovery about BPITU's Patreon pledge numbers that they show on every stream that greatly confuses me:
Something else caught my eye about BPITU that's really strange. They show their Patreon supporters at the end of every livestream, and they constantly brag about how their podcast is growing and growing, so I wanted to check out their growth over the months, but when you really put these side-by-side it makes no sense:
It's recently been steady for months
March 8th, 2024 - May 10th, 2024
Most recent deviation, stays stagnant again
February 23, 2024
December 15, 2023
This is where it starts getting weird
December 1, 2023
November 24, 2023
November 17, 2023
November 10, 2023 - October 6, 2023
The biggest red flag to me is that November 17th stream. First, though, let's look at the full list of the weeks before and after:
November 10, 2023
November 24, 2023
They're identical. For whatever reason, a certain group of people stopped their Patreon pledge for one week, only to all resume it again in unison. Curious how that happens. However, by seeing which names are missing from the November 17, 2023 list, we can see who these people are:
Now, that's far more missing than the number discrepancy reflects, and that's because for some odd reason, the follow people all pledged to their Patreon for apparently only one week in the middle of November all together, and then unpledge all together:
I tried to think of a couple excuses/justifications, but they don't add up. Maybe some people changed their Patreon names, but it still doesn't explain this discrepancy in numbers or why they were only changed for one week. Maybe they accidentally used the wrong overlay on November 17, 2023, but then where did it come from? Also, it doesn't explain why the December 15, 2023 Patreon slide was identical again to this November 17, 2023 slide:
But wait, what's this?
From the December 15, 2023 stream; Vito messes around with OBS and briefly throws this up which is completely unique from all other Patreon leaderboards, and features far fewer names too. There's only 34 Dickheads (16 fewer than any other slide) and 30 Vitophiles (8 fewer than any other slide). I jumped many months back to find these same exact Patreon overlays being used long prior too:
February 3, 2023
November 22, 2022
This is either profound incompetency of the highest order from Vito (most likely)), or they really are making up names like "Bazooka" and "Basket of Grapes" to pad their numbers (less likely, but more funny). There's 0 reason they would keep these old overlays, especially in a way that you can accidentally use them in OBS well over a year later.
It's recently been steady for months
March 8th, 2024 - May 10th, 2024
Most recent deviation, stays stagnant again
February 23, 2024
December 15, 2023
This is where it starts getting weird
December 1, 2023
November 24, 2023
November 17, 2023
November 10, 2023 - October 6, 2023
The biggest red flag to me is that November 17th stream. First, though, let's look at the full list of the weeks before and after:
November 10, 2023
November 24, 2023
They're identical. For whatever reason, a certain group of people stopped their Patreon pledge for one week, only to all resume it again in unison. Curious how that happens. However, by seeing which names are missing from the November 17, 2023 list, we can see who these people are:
- A Weegee Board
- Bazooka
- Benjamin Swearingen
- B Johnson
- Coof
- Caleb Points At Him
- Calvin Pontious
- Captain Insano
- Cheri
- Cracked Chris
- DJK367
- Flurk Respector
- Goodhound
- Grizzlywizzly
- Ishmael
- Jim Satala Sr.
- Juressicapark86
- Kel Maz
- Mr. Rogers
- N F
- Nick Ramthun
- Robert Hancock
- Rusty Shackleford
- Trufas
- Tulip
- Warpurlgis
- Zakistoxic
- 1.10848E+63
- Alexander Christian Camarillo
- Backhanb [sic]
- Basket of Grapes
- Caleb Connelly
- Deenis
- Diablo.Jackson
- Extra_Inch
- Jacob Ceresia
- Jared Henkelman
- Jason Rivenberg
- Makin'Things
- Marc Melcher
- Nate Porter
- Sergio Vega
- Shitlips
- Supashrpshoota
- Thomas Andrews
- Uberpegasus
Now, that's far more missing than the number discrepancy reflects, and that's because for some odd reason, the follow people all pledged to their Patreon for apparently only one week in the middle of November all together, and then unpledge all together:
Inexplicable new Dickheads, in order:
- Brendan
- Caulin
- Chris Prado
- Embrr
- Ham Damnwich
- Herman Isidro
- Higgly Miggly
- Jessica
- JRUU
- Rudy H
- Sam
- Sensei Badtouch
- Stoi
- Tagger Man
- Vegetafajita
- Your Dad
- Anonymous
- Benjamin Swearingen
- Cattpigg
- Chechoora
- Goodhound
- Jimmy Smits
- JJ Bobek
- Nichole Bates
- Pubert69
- Shockmouths Mitch
- Westley Bisson
I tried to think of a couple excuses/justifications, but they don't add up. Maybe some people changed their Patreon names, but it still doesn't explain this discrepancy in numbers or why they were only changed for one week. Maybe they accidentally used the wrong overlay on November 17, 2023, but then where did it come from? Also, it doesn't explain why the December 15, 2023 Patreon slide was identical again to this November 17, 2023 slide:
November 17, 2023
December 15, 2023
December 15, 2023
But wait, what's this?
From the December 15, 2023 stream; Vito messes around with OBS and briefly throws this up which is completely unique from all other Patreon leaderboards, and features far fewer names too. There's only 34 Dickheads (16 fewer than any other slide) and 30 Vitophiles (8 fewer than any other slide). I jumped many months back to find these same exact Patreon overlays being used long prior too:
February 3, 2023
November 22, 2022
This is either profound incompetency of the highest order from Vito (most likely)), or they really are making up names like "Bazooka" and "Basket of Grapes" to pad their numbers (less likely, but more funny). There's 0 reason they would keep these old overlays, especially in a way that you can accidentally use them in OBS well over a year later.
It's probably Vito being so incompetent that it defies comprehension, but I noticed it and now it's documented.
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Future Maddax Tweet
Ack Ack Ack Ack stupid Karen farmers thinks that me and my pet nonce are faking our patreon numbers Ack Ack Ack - Maddax "Prom Queen" Herrera
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This greasy pervert who has openly perved on children thinks he has a future anywhere outside the Diddlersphere.
Sorry dude, ain't gonna happen.
Rope.
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Shamefur dispray, the onry fix to is commit sudoku.Two days later and Vito's diss track still doesn't have as many views as they pretended Eric July's video had.
He has the worst take possible on the recent Mutahar video on Keffals, using Just a Worm's art means that the video is a joke video, and the likes-to-views ratio on this tweet says it all:
This is widly incompetent. I don't live stream, nor do I really edit videos much, but I can absolutely set up two lists of names that are dynamically generated and not static assets. Why in gods name would you ever make and need a static asset for Patreon names? Every time anybody new shows up or someone leaves, you now need to waste time in photoshop changing the asset.
Every time I bitch about how fucking incompetent Vito is, he surprises me with a whole new level of incompetency.
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Oh dear Lord, I could only imagine if I had framed it as "they are DEFINITELY padding their numbers," they might have to hold their first ever 24 hours livestream to cover it. But nah, Vito sucks so much that he's hoarding years old Patreon pledge leaderboards for no reason.
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inb4 this leads to another instance of Vito using "we" when referring to pedophiles.
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LoL, I guess it's not just Phil Burnell with his "ack ack ack" laugh, eh?