Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AltisticRight]

Vaedophile's current cope is "BRO IT'S JUST A MUNDANE SHOOTER WITH A TEEN RATING. WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A PEDOPHILE?".

I mean, you drew fan art of CP comics, you admitted to being one on numerous occasions, and said you're going after children.
You played shitty games like "school shooting simulator" and drew fan art of the Columbine Massacre.
You also had a Flickr account liking rendered teenage girls, which was a member of numerous creepy chink voyeuristic groups such as "女學生 (female students / student sister)" and “學校制服 (school uniform / JK / a genre of pornography)”.

You can write one or two instances off as being "edgy &/or coomer" but all that? There's a consistent pattern, and the pattern indicates that Vito Gesualdi is a paedophile.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I mean, you drew fan art of CP comics, you admitted to being one on numerous occasions, and said you're going after children.
You played shitty games like "school shooting simulator" and drew fan art of the Columbine Massacre.
You also had a Flickr account liking rendered teenage girls, which was a member of numerous creepy chink voyeuristic groups such as "女學生 (female students / student sister)" and “學校制服 (school uniform / JK / a genre of pornography)”.

You can write one or two instances off as being "edgy &/or coomer" but all that? There's a consistent pattern, and the pattern indicates that Vito Gesualdi is a paedophile.

Naw man, it's just a joke.

I was originally going to write a long diatribe about raping kids being a joke, but the first sentence was repulsive enough to write that I've since given up. It's gross.

 

[Harm]

Even if you pretend it is a joke, it's purely a joke for pedophiles. "Hehe, yeah, he would rape the kid!" That's not something any human would ever find funny on its own, only ghouls and residents of Los Angeles. He probably tells these jokes to his pedo buddy Max Karson who laughs at it vociferously, and it emboldens Christopher to take the joke public.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Just remember a man doing sexual favours for prison protection is much worse than that man sexually assaulting young girls.

I guess they probably deserved it Vedo?

 

[Musashi's Son]

(https://archive.ph/8IDIT)
The Vaedophile is already trying say that Eric July is a GOSH DARN LIAR.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

[Link]

 

[Harm]

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The Vaedophile is already trying say that Eric July is a GOSH DARN LIAR.

Christopher "I got banned from Kiwi Farms for clowning on people too much" Gesualdi calling anyone else a liar?CringleJingle, the guy who doctored view counts for the Rippaverse anthem, is calling others a liar? Vito the Voiceover Guy, who is now claiming his comic's original release date was February 2024, is calling Eric July a liar?

He has to have the stupidest, most pathetic fanbase in the world if they buy his bullshit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Yeah, Eric July bragged about how he was a hardass hood nigga rolling with all them ganstas n shet and how he grew up in da hood in abject poverty with a mama homeschooling everyone, and struggling to put da foodz on them tables.
Oh wait, that wasn't Eric July.

Who made a fool of himself again?

 

[GPRIMACADO]

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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The Vaedophile is already trying say that Eric July is a GOSH DARN LIAR.

Yeah, cops are great, they arrested an annoying faggot for being an annoying faggot. What's not to love?

 

[AltisticRight]

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The Vaedophile is already trying say that Eric July is a GOSH DARN LIAR.

Guess what else he knows how to sell.
Wanna take a guess, Vedo?
Comic books.
Ones that you can hold in your hand, and flip open to read.

If only Comicsgate understood this mind-blowing concept.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

"These guys really love cops for some reason."
Probably the same reason they like plumbers, garbage men, and street sweepers.

 

[Musashi's Son]

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Vito has started to block people lmfao.

 

[CookieFrogger]

Where can I find this clip, outside of actually watching this crap? Alternatively, timestamp?

I decided to make some highlights alongside the segment timestamps, as for clips, i guess nobody cares enough.

The biggest problem in the universe #143.

Spoiler: spoiler

Ad read: They're screaming over each other, and the music is far too loud.


8:36: "We're on drugs; Rekieta's kids are not getting enough hugs."


20:30: Vito says Rekieta is not his friend.


22:15: Dick asks himself why Null and KiwiFarms can't take pleasure in Rekieta's hurting, alluding to it being troll remorse.


24:39: Vito had hot dogs for breakfast.


26:26: Vito browses Destiny's subreddit and wants him on the show.


31:49: Vito lost 300 USD in Gamestop stocks


40:21: Vito pokes fun at Keffal's open wound


43:33: Dick says Vito has no credibility to make the midroll ad read since he never delivered his comic.


1:18:32: The segment on the horny logic problem starts


1:32:08: The segment on horny logic ends

As a quick side note, I misremembered that Dick said, "Kill all pedophiles." That was something that Vito said to poke fun of him for suggesting the pedophile in the article should be killed.

the article: https://abcnews.go.com/US/former-am...rested-allegedly-capturing/story?id=106496780

archived version: https://web.archive.org/web/2024061...rested-allegedly-capturing/story?id=106496780

 

[BIG_BRAD]

going through old screencaps, found a fun one

 

[Procrastinhater]

The best part of this thread is I can log off and forget about it for weeks at a time. When Vito logs off he still has to be Vito, and no tweet can ever take away that fate.

I would kill myself if I woke up tommorow as Christopher Gesualdi.
Death would be better than living as... that.

The best joke Vito can do is put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger.

Not only would he get a cheer from the crowd but also a standing ovation.

I'd pay good money to see him guest star in a CJNG video.

but I don't think I've seen a 'professional' comedian with so little charisma since Tom Myers.

Anthony LoGatto had better stage presence and was a better comedian than whatever that fucking sorry attempt at stand up was.
The only thing funny was watching that fat sack of shit get tired simply for standing up.
I doubt theres one person who actually likes him.
Even Dax just has him around because people hate him and all Dax has left is hate engagement.
Even the Pedos "friends" hold him in contempt.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Flat appeal too.

 

[Harm]

That penultimate panel always pisses me off. Why does he look forlorn when he's in the middle of giving an aloof monologue to the hoe about how carelessly sociopathic he is about slaughtering superheroes? It's discordant.

 

[AltisticRight]

Flat appeal too.
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Look at the top image and the bottom left.
So the guy got hit and it suddenly revealed some of his skin?

He was fully painted or whatever in the first image? Rectangle? I don't know I don't read comics because I'm not 12.

Anyway, these freaks spent hours whining about Eric July not getting rings consistent across. Now, here we are.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Look at the top image and the bottom left.
So the guy got hit and it suddenly revealed some of his skin?
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He was fully painted or whatever in the first image? Rectangle? I don't know I don't read comics because I'm not 12.

Anyway, these freaks spent hours whining about Eric July not getting rings consistent across. Now, here we are.
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So far Isom looks better and thats just oh wow. Come on, Vito.