Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Weeb Slinger]

Why trading cards? Who are you supposed to trade with? Are they random? If they aren't, then there's no fuckin trading necessary!

I assume Vito thinks he will be able to trade them for protection on the prison exercise yard.

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

HACKAMANIA - 2024
Biggest Problem in the Universe - Live
Went ahead and archived it because it may go down. The guy was streaming by hanging a go-pro from around his neck. Near the end they pulled him aside and the stream ends.
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TLDW: The biggest applause they receive is when introduced. Some pity laughs here and there but as the show goes on even those die out. They seem out of their depth. Dax seems more and more frustrated the longer the show goes. Lots of silence from the crowd.

Stand-up
Since the guy's stream was cut off before the stand-up set, I tried looking elsewhere. Instead I found a reaction stream to one of his older sets. It seems the original was hidden behind the Patreon and they never mention it. You'll see why. Cut out the stream commentary, as well as a couple time's when he's laughing at his own jokes.
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TLDW: Even in front of the most sympathetic people to him, he bombs. Repeatedly. Near the end he becomes winded from standing for too long and has to sit down.

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@4:22 of the Hackamania video. Dick goes all in with an edgy Kobe Bryant rape joke, "I feel like Kobe, after he like raped that chick ya know?" This is after he adjusts the big black mic and gets his mouth extra close to it, but the analogy doesn't make sense, he would feel like the chick for the joke he was making. Vito with an authentic "No I don't know... what do you, what do you mean?" Jeers and a gasp from the crowd, "Turns out that wouldn't be the worst thing that happened to him." Boom, a fine edgy punchline that draws a good gasp from a woman sitting there and the most laughs they'll get all night. Vito, unable to read or work a crowd stumbles in, "Well the worst thing about the Helicopter was all those kids were on the helicopter.... weren't they?" Dead silence from the crowd. "THANKS VITO!" "KAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Holy shit what a trainwreck. If I paid money for that I would feel like such a fucking loser.

 

[Harm]

Source?

To follow-up: I don't see it in this thread, it must have been posted in the Dax thread instead. I'll continue looking for it, but I was able to pin down a general timeframe of when it would have been so there's hope.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://x.com/hackthemovies/status/1798893780566942126

 

[Pill Cosby]

Jesus Christ! is the head and neck the same thing?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jesus Christ! is the head and neck the same thing?


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How the hell do you fuck up shaving that badly? A neckbeard is better than that abomination.

 

[CookieFrogger]

I got sick while listening to the entire "horny logic" segment on today's BiggestProblem; lock him up.

 

[Savage Randy]

God bless you all for caring about people who mean so little.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I got sick while listening to the entire "horny logic" segment on today's BiggestProblem; lock him up.

You listen to Biggest Problem?

 

[BIG_BRAD]

I got sick while listening to the entire "horny logic" segment on today's BiggestProblem; lock him up.

I don't think you were the only one

 

[CookieFrogger]

God bless you all for caring about people who mean so little.

I mean, you're on a website that was made to discuss about Chris Chan. What did you expect?

You listen to Biggest Problem?

I tuned in because YouTube recommended it. I used to be a listener of the Dick Show.

I don't think you were the only one

Even though JuJu is as much of a faggot as Vito, it was refreshing to hear him say "kill all pedophiles" in front of him. The hour-long meeting problem felt so off in contrast with horny logic that I wondered why they're even friends, it's not like Dick needs help to a-log Eric July.

 

[Null]

The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:

I actually flipped through the script a few pages back when we re-discovered the leak, and I want to say this is one of the first pages? Like it's before he meets his dead friend that he sets up as the love interest, because he has to explain to her he killed this super hero.

It's really crazy how in my head I saw this so much better. Like I saw him kind of suspended off-ground in the bank, some distance away. In the story Vito writes it that he crashes through the roof or something and then he takes shots. In the drawing, it's like he's standing 3 feet away. If there are bullets richocheting, they're at genuine risk of just hitting him.

Like it was a stupid, poorly written story to begin with, but even my head canon was better than what he's shipping out. There's no background to that frame. It's like they're in a warp tunnel and not a bank. I still have my comic books and there's not many stills in July's comic book that are just action shots with no background, except for this one which has establishment shots on the same page so you can kind of imagine where it's happening.



Though humorously this page was the one they hated the most because there's an error in the sequence.

Man it gives me mirth to know this pedophile's shit comic is going to get fucking blown out.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Man it gives me mirth to know this pedophile's shit comic is going to get fucking blown out.

It can't get blown out if it never actually comes out.

 

[Harm]

It can't get blown out if it never actually comes out.

It's really somewhat ingenious the way he's doing it: Putting out an "unfinished" digital version that people will shit all over first, then he can posture that "hehe, these retards don't know that this is NOT the finished product!" when the final version will be basically unchanged.

He's given up on even trying to make his lies believable and resorted to complete fibbing.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I tuned in because YouTube recommended it. I used to be a listener of the Dick Show.

Were there any funny cope sessions yesterday?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I literally had to stop to figure out the sequencing for these pages. This is Rob Liefeld bad. A point in their favor is they can draw feet at least.

 

[Mankirk]

it was refreshing to hear him say "kill all pedophiles" in front of him.

lol did he really? It wasn't even a week ago he was defending some comic that sexualized some dude's 3 month old kid because it triggered his PTSD from being BTFO'd into some concrete for crossing a line.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Remember when the Vaedophile tried to misrepresent @Harm's post about him reviewing a game where he said this:

(A)

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Vaedophile's current cope is "BRO IT'S JUST A MUNDANE SHOOTER WITH A TEEN RATING. WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A PEDOPHILE?".

The problem is the Vaedophile felt the need to mention that the characters were underage in his video preview and written review many times:



(A)

(A)
Calls a little girl his lady friend.

Look how excited he is to recommend a game where "little girl ships blow up spaceships".

He calls the little girl ship cute and nice.

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The Vaedophile's preview of the game.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Did we have this one? I don’t know the context.

 

[mfalkner]

I got sick while listening to the entire "horny logic" segment on today's BiggestProblem; lock him up.

Where can I find this clip, outside of actually watching this crap? Alternatively, timestamp?