Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 271 96.1%

  • Total voters
    282
He's never made a pedo joke. He's just repeatedly said, for years, "I'm a pedo." Now he's amazed that's his brand.
Well, you see, the joke is he is a virtuous pedophile by means of no children being dumb enough to get close to his repulsive ass. Hellen Keller could see he's a pedophile and tell him to shove his free candy up his ass.
 
Christopher sits on Twitter posting screenshots of this thread asking why he's banned like a child window shopping outside a sweet shop staring forlornly.
We've already seen the faggy shit he posts in Elissa Clips' comments. He has nothing to add.

The best part of this thread is I can log off and forget about it for weeks at a time. When Vito logs off he still has to be Vito, and no tweet can ever take away that fate.

PEDO FACT: Vito Gesualdi has controlled a Flickr account for over a decade called VitoGesualdi2 where the only account he ever followed would only post photorealistic CGI renders of underage girls for hardcore sexual fetish groups. He tried to rename the account to CringleJingle to obfuscate his association with the account because it's proof he's a pedophile.
 
This is meta I know, but I feel this thread would be better if it was what Josh wanted it to be. Blunt documentation of Vito being a gross pedo with no talent and evidence of why nobody should trust him with their money.
He was talking about the OP not the thread and responses, did you read the OP?
 
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Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, the pedophile, and Dax, the pedo enabler, participated in the Who are The Podcasts live show this past weekend. They did a live biggest problem in the universe episode. The show did not go well due to technical issues, and the audience was not laughing at their bits according to the WATP hosts.

Vito also did standup and bombed. As predicted, his act was filled with pedophilia "jokes".
 
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Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, the pedophile, and Dax, the pedo enabler, participated in the Who are The Podcasts live show this past weekend. They did a live biggest problem in the universe episode. The show did not go well due to technical issues, and the audience was not laughing at their bits according to the WATP hosts.

Vito also did standup and bombed. As predicted, his act was filled with pedophilia "jokes".
Lets all vow to never call this pedophile faggot "Vito" ever again. His name is Christopher
 
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A paedophile is upset at FAKTZ & LOHGIK.

>1940s era
Are you sure about this, Vaedo?
The Mohs Scale was developed by a German geologist called Friedrich Mohs.
He was born in 1773. Seventeen-seventy-three.
That's more than a century before 1940. He introduced the concept in his book "Entwicklungsgeschichte der Mineralogischen Wissenschaften", published in 1812.
You can read the book by searching for Grund-Riss der Mineralogie on Google Books, idiot.

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In petrology, the Michel-Lévy chart is used to determine materials, a sample is thinned down and put under polarised light for quantitative analysis.
This chart was introduced to the wider scientific community in 1888. This implies that we've been able to thin down meteorite samples since as early as 1888 to determine its contents and give it a name.

Nothing analogises how hard something is more than saying "as hard as a typical garden rock".
You idiots were spending hours trying to match vases and coffee tables to 3D assets, my post using my own knowledge took less than 10 minutes. I had to look some dates up, that's it.
Shut the fuck up fat nonce.
 
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Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, the pedophile, and Dax, the pedo enabler, participated in the Who are The Podcasts live show this past weekend. They did a live biggest problem in the universe episode. The show did not go well due to technical issues, and the audience was not laughing at their bits according to the WATP hosts.

Vito also did standup and bombed. As predicted, his act was filled with pedophilia "jokes".
Anything worth clipping to laugh at?
 
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Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, the pedophile, and Dax, the pedo enabler, participated in the Who are The Podcasts live show this past weekend. They did a live biggest problem in the universe episode. The show did not go well due to technical issues, and the audience was not laughing at their bits according to the WATP hosts.

Vito also did standup and bombed. As predicted, his act was filled with pedophilia "jokes".
If only he had the same thing as that Spanish nonce received from a father on the audience, making a joke about his 3 year old baby. But I guess Vedo would press charges or carry a pepper spray.

EDIT: But no matter, Mr. Gesualdi. You are already a pathethic excuse of a person. And remember, since you read this forum: "Every dog has its day".
 
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Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, the pedophile, and Dax, the pedo enabler, participated in the Who are The Podcasts live show this past weekend. They did a live biggest problem in the universe episode. The show did not go well due to technical issues, and the audience was not laughing at their bits according to the WATP hosts.

Vito also did standup and bombed. As predicted, his act was filled with pedophilia "jokes".

some boomers live streamed the show to youtube. It's just as bad as described

 
Vito is Xeeting (again) about his coverage at the Farms
When the fuck did you clown on us, faggot? Make a tweet showing where you did that, I won't hold my breath

Stop pretending you only made one joke about being a pedo. You bring it up non stop, usually apropos of nothing relevant. This thread is full of examples of you admitting to being a pedo, joking about being a pedo, and waving all the pedo red flags.
 
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Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, the pedophile, and Dax, the pedo enabler, participated in the Who are The Podcasts live show this past weekend. They did a live biggest problem in the universe episode. The show did not go well due to technical issues, and the audience was not laughing at their bits according to the WATP hosts.

Vito also did standup and bombed. As predicted, his act was filled with pedophilia "jokes".
Hackamania was a shit show. Apperently there was a bed bug infestation, pay for view stream feed was broken and half of shit promised wasn't there. Also, juju, Karl, Melton and others combined couldn't net more than a hundred people. Sad. Pathetic.
 
His claim to fame is "hey everyone look at how retarded I am, everyone look at the fat retard vaping bath water!" and he's actively trying to make it "I have a Kiwi Farms thread everyone, look at all the people talking about me on Kiwi Farms!".
It's worth remembering that whenever Vito claims to be unbothered by something that's usually a cast-iron guarantee he is seething. Much like his master Juju, he is physically incapable of admitting when he is shitter-shattered and utterly felted; he will go to his grave swearing he is 100% Not Mad.

Having said that, even if the thread does please him, I have no issue with him directing more people to go look at the archived evidence of him saying he wants to fuck kids. Good going, Vito, you sure played us.
Not even really casting shade on Liefeld, who even developed a sense of humor about the mockery. His flaws aside, his work was generally very popular. It had positive traits to the point that if you didn't look at it, because it was comic book art, and who gets all hoity-toity about that, and for much of his career the flaws were ignored.
Liefeld also deserves a lot of credit, along with guys like Todd McFarlane, for telling the big two publishers who dominated the industry in the 80/90s to go fuck themselves and making their own way.

It was a much ballsier move back before things like crowdfuning existed and I think, regardless of how people feel about the art, these guys deserve respect for making it clear that not only could you make it without DC or Marvel's blessing, you could become fantastically wealthy while doing so, whether you can draw feet or not!

I also suspect there's a bit of historical revisionism going on and Rob wasn't the only one putting out questionable art. I've seen some stuff from guys still getting work today who are guilty of a lot of the same shit he gets dragged for. As you say, I think it just became a meme to hate him.
 
Hackamania was a shit show. Apperently there was a bed bug infestation, pay for view stream feed was broken and half of shit promised wasn't there. Also, juju, Karl, Melton and others combined couldn't net more than a hundred people. Sad. Pathetic.
People didn't want to pay extra money to hear some big toothed faggot gossip about stuttering John all weekend? Not even if he brings his unfunny faggot friends along?
Vinnie is the only bearable part of that entire group of fags
 
HACKAMANIA - 2024
Biggest Problem in the Universe - Live
Went ahead and archived it because it may go down. The guy was streaming by hanging a go-pro from around his neck. Near the end they pulled him aside and the stream ends.

TLDW: The biggest applause they receive is when introduced. Some pity laughs here and there but as the show goes on even those die out. They seem out of their depth. Dax seems more and more frustrated the longer the show goes. Lots of silence from the crowd.

Stand-up
Since the guy's stream was cut off before the stand-up set, I tried looking elsewhere. Instead I found a reaction stream to one of his older sets. It seems the original was hidden behind the Patreon and they never mention it. You'll see why. Cut out the stream commentary, as well as a couple time's when he's laughing at his own jokes.

TLDW: Even in front of the most sympathetic people to him, he bombs. Repeatedly. Near the end he becomes winded from standing for too long and has to sit down.
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