Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Abowaffen]

very credible

A twitter post.

 

[mfalkner]

Happy 100 pages, Chris!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Happy 100 pages, Chris!

Act quick, and you can end this thread before it hits 200. All you've got to do is buy some rope and find an incredibly sturdy support beam. I believe in you champ.

 

[AltisticRight]

Vito is really upset now guys and it’s making him want to jump off a bridge lol.

He should.
Which bridge? Maybe this one in France.

I BREATHE NEAR TREES

I hope he stops breathing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I believe this is very fitting for the 100th page:

Vito doesn't see anything wrong with child neglect and abuse because it primes them for grooming later on down the road. Think of it like fattening a calf for slaughter or fertilizing your vegetable plants. It is much easier for "virtuous pedophiles" to lust over them if mommy and daddy aren't around to watch them. If they manage to make it to adulthood without being diddled, they're still ripe for abusive relationships. Wonder what the girlfriend Vito beat would have to say about that?

 

[Pill Cosby]

I believe this is very fitting for the 100th page:

Vito doesn't see anything wrong with child neglect and abuse because it primes them for grooming later on down the road. Think of it like fattening a calf for slaughter or fertilizing your vegetable plants. It is much easier for "virtuous pedophiles" to lust over them if mommy and daddy aren't around to watch them. If they manage to make it to adulthood without being diddled, they're still ripe for abusive relationships. Wonder what the girlfriend Vito beat would have to say about that?

I think you’re right about Vito. Same as JuJu; he doesn’t seem anything wrong with children being neglected - not eating, filthy home and clothes. Dad driving them around whilst high.

They don’t see none of this as an issue; social services will take the kids away, they are leaving drug paraphernalia around, they are not being fed and clothes properly. The house is a pig sty.

This is why Dax or Vito will ever have children. They cannot fathom responsibility- just two man children.

 

[mfalkner]

I think you’re right about Vito. Same as JuJu; he doesn’t seem anything wrong with children being neglected - not eating, filthy home and clothes. Dad driving them around whilst high.

They don’t see none of this as an issue; social services will take the kids away, they are leaving drug paraphernalia around, they are not being fed and clothes properly. The house is a pig sty.

This is why Dax or Vito will ever have children. They cannot fathom responsibility- just two man children.

They're the winners, you fag.
We're all autosmo losers under Null's thumb who lack friends, females, and fathers.

 

[Easterling]

it's a little silly that dick, vito and co. are trying to create this narrative that nick is a cool tony montana type as if he wasn't doing those drugs to cope with getting bullied online

Abusing drugs and children is second nature to people from L.A

 

[Oliver Onions]

Anyway the pot calling the kettle black.
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Peak LA brain. Most people aren't cokehead retards like your organ grinder, Vedo; it's actually not a common occurrence to be surrounded by people doing keybumps before they start their shitty podcast.

 

[Sprate Header]

It's ludicrous how all of the noseguards get blown the fuck out by simply reading the fucking warrant.


(https://archive.md/wHkwt)

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I believe I have found the cure he was looking for! Of the people that subjected themselves to the "Bullet to the Back of the Head" treatment, 100% have never offended again. A legendary breakthrough.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's ludicrous how all of the noseguards get blown the fuck out by simply reading the fucking warrant.
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(https://archive.md/wHkwt)

When will you release that picture book so we can laugh at it, Vaedophile?
He obviously didn't read the document, he's just regurgitating cope from his master Juju and the band of balldowasher sycophants.

 

[Harm]

When will you release that picture book so we can laugh at it, Vaedophile?

Q2 2024, of course! Well, actually, it's going to be Q4 of 2024 because Pedophile Gesualdi has given us another update!



The comic isn't even finished being inked yet, let alone colored, lettered, printed, or packaged (along with backer items which he hasn't even finished producing). For fuck sake, he hasn't even asked backers to verify their shipping addresses yet. There's 2,180 orders to fulfill. He's already making excuses that "there's only so much quality you can crank out!"



He's also now LYING about the original shipping date of the comic.




The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:



Enough of that crap, so when is the comic book actually being shipped out? OCTOBER OF 2024!



This is fucking psychotic.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway the pot calling the kettle black.

Is this fat greasy pedophile seriously acting like it's somehow a BAD thing not to have done illegal drugs?

It isn't some cool thing that makes you a badass and in Nick's case it's turned him into a pathetic, criminal husk.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Is this fat greasy pedophile seriously acting like it's somehow a BAD thing not to have done illegal drugs?

It isn't some cool thing that makes you a badass and in Nick's case it's turned him into a pathetic, criminal husk.

I mean face it, the chance he's not doing a little coke or pot is low. He's already a self admitted pedophile, why not add drugs to the rap sheet?

 

[Guntkvd]

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Super Killer can't even touch his own crotch with those t-rex arms.

 

[Humongous Faggotous]

The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:

The quality of these illustrations is like something you'd see on a bus ad. Looks like he traced the Superman knockoff and SK's arms are weirdly proportioned for his body. I can't wait for this piece of shit to come out and to watch Vito backpedal, saying it was always supposed to be shit.

 

[Vibralldo]

The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:

Looks like a 17 year old's deviantArt page

Everyone brought up the arms being tiny, but the way SK holds the gun out straight while firing with no indication of recoil makes the pistol look weak like a nerf gun, greatly lessening the impressiveness of Meteor Man being able to shrug off the bullets (since it looks like he's just deflecting BBs or something)

 

[Guntkvd]

Looks like a 17 year old's deviantArt page

Everyone brought up the arms being tiny, but the way SK holds the gun out straight while firing with no indication of recoil makes the pistol look weak like a nerf gun, greatly lessening the impressiveness of Meteor Man being able to shrug off the bullets (since it looks like he's just deflecting BBs or something)

Bullets also blend in with the background. No recoil, not even BANG. Why there's a second ricochet coming out of nowhere? MM isn't even facing SK, he's looking somewhere to the side. The page composition is flat and boring,
If Eric July did this, juju and vedo would performatively cackle for months.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Q2 2024, of course! Well, actually, it's going to be Q4 of 2024 because Pedophile Gesualdi has given us another update!

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The comic isn't even finished being inked yet, let alone colored, lettered, printed, or packaged (along with backer items which he hasn't even finished producing). For fuck sake, he hasn't even asked backers to verify their shipping addresses yet. There's 2,180 orders to fulfill. He's already making excuses that "there's only so much quality you can crank out!"

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He's also now LYING about the original shipping date of the comic.

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The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:

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Enough of that crap, so when is the comic book actually being shipped out? OCTOBER OF 2024!

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This is fucking psychotic.

I'm surprised he didn't end the post asking people if everything is good or if they have ideas on improving this shit show.