Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight perhaps edit your message in community happenings to state that we don't yet have the PDF.

Good idea! Edited.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

non-practicing pedo

 

[Harm]

However bad you were expecting it to be, it's somehow so much worse. Holy shit. The biggest thing that sticks out to me is that virtually NOTHING has been changed from that script that leaked which he claimed wasn't representative of the final product. So that was a fucking lie.

EDIT: This anime sweat bubble, holy fucking shit:



It's dripping out of thin air and onto him. What the fuck?

 

[Null]

lmfao.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This isn't good in a bad way. It's just bad all around.

 

[Rimanah]

This isn't good in a bad way. It's just bad all around.

You expected anything else?

Edit: Oh. I understand now.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

Erm... Where's the QR code? People might download and share this comic around! Yikes.

 

[Guntkvd]

Lmao

 

[Vibralldo]

I'd say on the Riley ratings scale this is 3 business visits and 5 ancestor grave pisses bad.

Hopefully him and his retarded piss slave get on that asap

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Sending the full product is a stupid idea, I wonder why?


Vito thought that he was self-inserting here. But I think this one truly captures his essence:


I'm not an artist myself. But the perspective of some characters doesn't seem to match with the background at some panels. And sometimes the perspective lines between characters doesn't seem to match.

The anatomy is kind of uncanny too. I don't know if this is his art style, but I noticed that the characters arms length is very inconsistent, at some panels it's very short like a stump, and at others it's freakishly long.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Lmfao he straight up admits that he lied in his May update about providing the full book in July. If Eric July was doing this, this dude would be hollering on his Twitter about how Eric July is doing deceptive ads and isn't providing his comics on time.

 

[Spergichu]

Shitty political commentary AND a cameo from the fat pedo himself in the same panel? Color me impressed!

 

[Guntkvd]

If Eric did this, juju and vedo would ack ack for months about it.

 

[Harm]

Couple things I'm noticing from his disclaimer at the front of the comic:



There is no end of July campaign update as of now, so expect some fresh copes to drop soon. This next part implies this preview was supposed to be colored instead of black/white, which tells me they couldn't finish coloring it in time:



Why would he clarify the coloring would definitely be changed up in a black/white preview? What a failure.

 

[Rimanah]

His shitty comic. Thoughts?

That was awful.

 

[The Early 2000s]

"What if we made The Boys, but lame and reddit?"

Some notes:
-The gay superhero-killing gun can hold "3 shots at a time", but it actually doesn't since he has to wait between shots?

-wtf is going on in this panel? The line of people doesn't make any sense, and the main protagonist is fat all of a sudden

-holy reddit

-this pedo can't get the top-down perspective right

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Not only being reddit tier writing, this is also a self serving joke. It's his main defense against the "Non-offending means that we understand [...]" debacle.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Having just read it there's lots you could say but this sums it up nicely.

 

[Harm]

Not only being reddit tier writing, this is also a self serving joke. It's his main defense against the "Non-offending means that we understand [...]" debacle.
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Too bad he can't circular logic his way out of perving on photorealistic CGI renders of adolescent and pre-pubescent schoolgirls being posted exclusively in hardcore fetish groups on Flickr.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Not only being reddit tier writing, this is also a self serving joke. It's his main defense against the "Non-offending mean we understand [...]" debacle.

Vito now: "I meant WE as a society"
Vito in response to another twitter user back in 2022:
>Vito who's we?
>Me and the rest of the child predators