Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 271 96.1%

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This all seems like an op of manufactured drama to get people to talk about them. But there are two things in the phonecall that are probably true. Riley spent $600 on the Superkiller Indiegogo haha sucker, because the other thing is Vito spent all the crowdfund money on Crypto and stocks that tanked and the money is gone.
Yeah I listened to some of their 3 part video and they're all bad at acting, its like they're overly trying to hype that there's this big fight and I'm just not buying it. Mint can't act for shit and she was struggling with her lines. Vito is pretty bad at it too just overly smug. Its all fake and gay and I hope they all prove me wrong.
 
Yeah I listened to some of their 3 part video and they're all bad at acting, its like they're overly trying to hype that there's this big fight and I'm just not buying it. Mint can't act for shit and she was struggling with her lines. Vito is pretty bad at it too just overly smug. Its all fake and gay and I hope they all prove me wrong.
Riley is always in wrestle wrestle mode because he's a manchild. Mint struggles to talk in general. I'm 60% sure it's real.
Observe and report until Riley rapes Vito, then we can laugh about it.
 
This is clearly boring Kayfabe because Dick's views are falling off

None of them are leaking embarrassing secrets, no one is truly burning bridges, and I guarantee there's gonna be a poorly acted video of Riley going to Vito's place with Vito "confronting him" like Riley did with EVS

They can't even make interesting drama
 
I was on the fence about the gayfabe between Vito and Dax until Riley jumped in. Riley is a fat faggot who is afraid of any real confrontation that he will only do gayfabe or sperg at people who will never sink to his level.

Wake me up when Dax starts chanting "Vito lost" or something to try and fit him into the Maddox shaped hole in his heart.
Still think it's gayfabe. Riley is Dax's pet retard gimp who does his bidding, whether it's telling people in his discord that they're not welcome or harassing people he doesn't like in public. It's just more content for the podcast because Dax's shows rely on drama.
Riley is "feuding" with Vito the Pedo because it plays into Dax's script, and in a few weeks it will end with some big on-air confrontation followed by a weak "resolution." Everybody wins, as far as his audience is concerned. Dax and Vito get attention, Riley gets to find new ways to embarrass himself in public and the low IQ stragglers left in the community get slop content.
 
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Vito must have been talked off the ledge by Daddy Dick and will be staying on the show.

He has graced us with a video of him threatening Riley with a running shower while eating in front of a Evangelion poster (why does someone have this hanging in their bathroom?).


 
This video reminds me of the type of video another fat pedo weeb Gordon Paille would make, example:

I refuse to believe this gayfabe untill there is a corpse/police report. What does it prove anyway retards, that Eric July was right all along?
 
I don't think this is a bit. Skip to closing thoughts, Dick tells him he's not gonna talk to him on the phone anymore after this recording shit and Vito looks like he's about to cry. I don't think he's that good of an actor.
https://youtu.be/APuoYc2YJiY?si=UD8kii3zL6i9RTo1

That's a 2h36min video fren, do you have a timestamp for this?

I recommend deleting any part of the link after and including the "?" since it's just referral junk (like: https://youtu.be/APuoYc2YJiY?si=UD8kii3zL6i9RTo1). You can also use the media button, which will take care of this for you:
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That's a 2h36min video fren, do you have a timestamp for this?

I recommend deleting any part of the link after and including the "?" since it's just referral junk (like: https://youtu.be/APuoYc2YJiY?si=UD8kii3zL6i9RTo1). You can also use the media button, which will take care of this for you:
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The video has chapters dude, the best part is in Closing Thoughts, also the part where dick says he won't talk to him is at 2h 37min
 
I don't think this is a bit. Skip to closing thoughts, Dick tells him he's not gonna talk to him on the phone anymore after this recording shit and Vito looks like he's about to cry. I don't think he's that good of an actor.
I've stayed out of the thread but since the jump I've thought this is mostly real. the shit about Vito being a faggot over people calling him names I knew wasn't a bit, and him and dick have had some sort of animosity for a while. I was going to post it but was NOT willing to go back through episodes of TBP and didn't see the rest of the episode to even know how to identify it, but like 3-6 months ago I woke up hungover on my couch to my youtube having autoplayed an episode that was then-new and there was this section where you could tell their arguing snapped and they were both legitimately yelling at each other for real about something. iirc Dick was berating him about how he fucks everything up and it started as their typical banter and devolved into them seriously dressing each other down and I was like damn I bet this show is close to ending because they are sick of each other. I think what it comes down to is Dick was rolling with the cuties shit and the eric july shit for however long and it dawned on him at some point that by doing that he had really put his eggs in the wrong easter faggot bunny basket.

and Vito is just full of shit. he always pretends like he's in on the joke but it really does drive him nuts his claim to fame is being called a fat pig and the breakdown on his comic's release and success has just pushed him over the edge. he's upset that the only audience he has antagonises him and legitimately thinks that the show would be better if it didn't happen because it would make him feel better, and seriously fundamentally misses the appeal to the people who watch it in the first place. deep down he knows better but he's too stupid to realize the audience is like that to him because he starts shit and does it to them. now, with the riley shit vito just thinks he is better and smarter than everyone in the room all of the time, he has a smug dumbass aura about him, and he cannot take back anything he dishes out. I think all of that at the beginning and his faggy get the cops involved recording shit was all 100% real, but I think dick essentially told him after the end of the show the other day once he was already good and broken from being told they can never talk on the phone again (lol gay) that like if he doesn't goof around with this shit like he did after posting his shower vid and turning it into some wrestling gayfabe, his meal ticket is over and dick will kick him to the curb and he'll have no money and lose the only audience he has and ruin his credibility even more than his late comic.

essentially my point is I think it was all real and Dick let him know that listen you fat idiot you are going to make everything crash down and you're doing it in real time and there is nobody to blame but yourself so you need to suck it the fuck up, turn it into a joke and then claim this heel turn was a bit when it's all over because otherwise you're fucked, and that is going to cost me money too and I'll never speak to you again because I have no need for you and you will have no grift left. this way they can spin it as an own and Vito is so smart what a genius arc, instead of a fat retard who is literally going to destroy the only thing he even sort of has going for him out of ego.


edit: I just remembered something I meant to put on. part of why I knew it wasn't a bit when Vito was mad at fans and blocking them for calling him names and giving the lame excuse that "they were boring comedy" besides the fact anyone with half a braincell could tell he was actually mad to straight up block people who pay him every week, is that he always brings up this weird "parasocial" thing and "boundaries with the audience" so they don't get weirdly attached to him. he's always on about the weight loss gay pirate thing about how much it bothers him because "the fans put too much stake in my wins or failures and make it weird and I hate it", like when that dude a few weeks ago wrote him a gay fan letter and he destroyed it without looking at it and you know what that's about? projection over how fucking weird he is. somewhere one time a long time ago, either in a TBP episode or just some other video Vito randomly brought up how he watched youtubers for years and would think to himself, yeah I know these guys, these are my friends. I REALLY know them. and how one day he realized he didn't know them or something. and gave this weird ass example another time about how he watched some guy for years on YT and kept hitting him up forever and talking to him and trying to be his friend. I guess they hung out eventually and I can't remember if they had a falling out or not but I think they did and Vito said something along the lines of and then we just stopped talking or something. essentially vaguely proving he's like one of those retards who thinks that a popstar is their girlfriend and had his heart broken by his gay youtube crush and so he projects all of this shit and hates his fans because some guy never called him back or something.
 
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From Chomo to Cholo.

Vito must have been talked off the ledge by Daddy Dick and will be staying on the show.

He has graced us with a video of him threatening Riley with a running shower while eating in front of a Evangelion poster (why does someone have this hanging in their bathroom?).

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There's two things I get off this:
  1. Is he trying to "shower talk" like Nick Rackets?
  2. What's with the tiny scissors? Is he trying to cut the smegma off his forskin?
 
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There's two things I get off this:
  1. Is he trying to "shower talk" like Nick Rackets?
  2. What's with the tiny scissors? Is he trying to cut the smegma off his forskin?
I think the tiny scissors is in reference of Riley's parody character "Young Clippa", who carries large novelty scissors.


Or it could be that he intended to trim that disgusting overhang on his moustache after recording the video.
 
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