Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Mr. Manchester]

I think the tiny scissors is in reference of Riley's parody character "Young Clippa", who carries large novelty scissors.

Or it could be that he intended to trim that disgusting overhang on his moustache after recording the video.

Here Riley, free idea!

Make a new character called the Vitophile Hunter and go harass him in public like those pedophile hunter guys. Just harass the shit out of him. Get a big sign with his pedophile tweets. If you do that I'll believe this is all real for sure.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the tiny scissors is in reference of Riley's parody character "Young Clippa", who carries large novelty scissors.

Or it could be that he intended to trim that disgusting overhang on his moustache after recording the video.

These are the people calling you fat.

These greasy, neckbearded sex perverts. Who are all repulsively fat and soyfacing like soyjaks irl.

I don't even care if it was ironically. Soyjaking ironically is still soyjaking.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think I got AIDS from that.

I actually think I turned into a faggot listening to trooniebro

 

[gouffan]

Here Riley, free idea!

Make a new character called the Vitophile Hunter and go harass him in public like those pedophile hunter guys. Just harass the shit out of him. Get a big sign with his pedophile tweets. If you do that I'll believe this is all real for sure.

That's something that's actually funny, and Riley is an unfunny retard so he won't.
When I still listened to the Dick Show at the beginning, everyone hated Riley because he was a dumb fuck up

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

These are the people calling you fat.
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These greasy, neckbearded sex perverts. Who are all repulsively fat and soyfacing like soyjaks irl.
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I don't even care if it was ironically. Soyjaking ironically is still soyjaking.

Disgusting people. I don't even have a funny comeback to tell to them. Seriously, they are just disgusting and they should be ashamed, but I guess nothing short of having their heads stomped will cure that.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

He has graced us with a video of him threatening Riley with a running shower while eating in front of a Evangelion poster (why does someone have this hanging in their bathroom?).

This is just embarrassing, even for the likes of Vito.

 

[legking]

Riley isn't physically intimidating at all. Couldn't someone just beat his ass down?

 

[Luke gama]

I don't think it's fake purely because Vito really doesn't like the fact that he's not respected enough by dick and the audience.

They don't respect his vast array of talents what those talents are I couldn't tell you. From the little biggest problem I've watched their has been a tension between dick and Vito with Vito not wanting to be the fat clown.

Vito banning people and not dancing for his shekels has poisoned the audience against him.

If this was fake Vito would have made sure he wasn't written into the gayfabe as the too cool above batman baseball wearing chad he sees himself.

Instead we have Vito sacred a 5.1ft frank hassle rip off is going to beat him up.

Vito cheered the guy on when it was some else but not it's literally bullying him to death.

What kind of person thinks "I want to fuck kids" is funny but pretending to pour blood into a car is too much ?...well I have the answer someone who wants to fuck kids.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Only way this will be funny is if Vito shoots Riley

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Riley isn't physically intimidating at all. Couldn't someone just beat his ass down?

With or without his step ladder?

 

[AnOminous]

Riley isn't physically intimidating at all. Couldn't someone just beat his ass down?

When you see a little fuckface like Riley waddling around, ass unkicked, you realize people are by and large patient with the mentally defective.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think it's fake purely because Vito really doesn't like the fact that he's not respected enough by dick and the audience.

Why would anyone respect a greasy, obese, open pedophile? If you want respect try not being an absolute grease fire and piece of shit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Only way this will be funny is if Vito shoots Riley

That will never, ever happen because it would be extremely entertaining, and Vito is a black hole for entertainment. He is also fat.

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat paedophile isn't suffering enough.

 

[gouffan]

That will never, ever happen because it would be extremely entertaining, and Vito is a black hole for entertainment. He is also fat.

Murder suicide is funnier and better

 

[John Smith]

why can't I reply to @el bandito loco 's post?
I was gonna say he should have ended it with "if you read this you are gay"
he is correct though, also autistic

 

[Harm]

why can't I reply to @el bandito loco 's post?

Deliberate site feature. You're intended to highlight and reply to the pertinent sections of the post rather than the whole thing. This is done to prevent redundantly quoting large posts. For instance, I highlighted and replied to only one sentence from your post:



Thread tax: This fake and gay drama hasn't distracted anyone from the fact Vito is still a repugnant pedophile whose lot in life is getting ridiculed by Juju the Cow, filling his duplex with manchild playthings, and slamming Ozempic injections while eating 24 packs of broccoli and beef. What a king.

EDIT: Oh, he posted a Superkiller update a couple days ago and no one noticed. Well, there's nothing much to report from it except Vito admitting he mismanaged the project completely at the onset and bears the blame for it being almost a year late.



"We're becoming masters of the craft!" Wow, you really mastered how to convert USD to Mexican Pesos so you can hire the cheapest, laziest workers available.

 

[Accidental Protege]

If it were real Juju wouldn’t have accused him of “pretending to be a pedophile online.” Everyone knows he’s not pretending. Immediate giveaway.

 

[el bandito loco]

why can't I reply to @el bandito loco 's post?
I was gonna say he should have ended it with "if you read this you are gay"
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sorry buddy, it's because I unintentionally wrote a novel and not a normal post. you just gotta highlight what you want to respond to. i'll take the autism accusation because i spent too much space typing all of that and at least I'm not a pedophile like vito, i'll take retarded any day lol

 

[GaryGray]

For the first time in while Vito got on the scale during BP #156 for the Vito's Booty segment, he weighs 291.8 pounds. The booty that Vito won was a DVD copy of Cuties.

Now when Vito does not get on the scale Dick smashes whatever was in the chest. Funny how a copy of Cuties got Vito to agree to get on the scale.