Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 271 96.1%

  • Total voters
    282
Of course these paedophiles would have hard copies of cuties. I suspect it wasn't the only hard thing in their possession, though you can't really call a flaccid microneedle hard.
 
Oh, he posted a Superkiller update a couple days ago and no one noticed. Well, there's nothing much to report from it except Vito admitting he mismanaged the project completely at the onset and bears the blame for it being almost a year late.

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There's a lot of gems in here:
The more I talk with my team
What team? You have a Mexican artist who stopped returning your calls after you paid him his 40 pesos and a burro, and a colorist you pulled out of a hat when your dago laborer told you to go fuck yourself.
a lot of necessary and uncomfortable conversations about how to coordinate our ideas.
That's the kind of thing you're supposed to do before you start asking people for money, fatso. You shouldn't be brainstorming at the 11th hour, you don't need to be a master of business to know that.
I hope you'll stick around for SUPERKILLER #2
I think I speak for everyone at the Farms when I say we absolutely will, but your paypigs probably won't and I'm not convinced you will either, you grifting fat lump.

In conclusion, I ask (not for the first time): where's the comic, fat boy?
 
I am quietly confident the 'co-ordination' was him figuring out the time difference between LA and Mexico so he could e-mail the storyboards while his artist was awake/sober.
While I can't find contemporary information about which portion of Mexico Keder LeBeau may potentially reside, he does appear in this Flickr album of Keder Leabu's modeling photos (lol), which is from an account in Cuautitlan Izcalli, Mexico. What's the time difference between there and LA? 1 hour.

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However, Keder LeBeau's LinkedIn says he moved to California properly in 2021... well before he started work on Superkiller. Someone named Keder LeBeau also started rating hiking trails in Burbank, CA (archive) starting in mid-2022.

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For anyone who doesn't know, Burbank is literally part of Los Angeles. It's about a 15 minutes long drive. CringleJingle can't communicate properly with someone living in the same town. Sad! Pathetic! Anyways, here's a gallery of the modeling photos of Keder LeBeau from the Flickr because they're cringe and funny to me. Coming soon to a Wal-Mart picture frame near you:

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However, Keder LeBeau's LinkedIn says he moved to California properly in 2021
He has been resident in LA since at least July 2021 because that's when he gave an interview to SHOUTOUT LA for their 'Local Stories' section.
Let’s say your best friend was visiting the area and you wanted to show them the best time ever. Where would you take them? Give us a little itinerary – say it was a week long trip, where would you eat, drink, visit, hang out, etc.
This is a tricky question because I love many places in LA. I love going for a hike to Wisdom Tree, grabbing a drink in West Hollywood, or enjoying the breeze on the Santa Monica pier.
 
For the first time in while Vito got on the scale during BP #156 for the Vito's Booty segment, he weighs 291.8 pounds. The booty that Vito won was a DVD copy of Cuties.
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Now when Vito does not get on the scale Dick smashes whatever was in the chest. Funny how a copy of Cuties got Vito to agree to get on the scale. :thinking:
Thats not the gimmick of the 'game,' Vito doesnt know what the item is before he gets on.

If he doesnt get on, he risks having to smash something actually good, the issue is that Vito is such a consoooomer that he hardly ever refuses to get on the scale and Dick has outright told him that he wont put anything good in until he starts actually risking good stuff being smashed, because what he really wants is for Vito to be forced to smash some piece of tat he really wants.

I legit think he has only refused to do it 3 times since they have started the bit.
 
Thats not the gimmick of the 'game,' Vito doesnt know what the item is before he gets on.

If he doesnt get on, he risks having to smash something actually good, the issue is that Vito is such a consoooomer that he hardly ever refuses to get on the scale and Dick has outright told him that he wont put anything good in until he starts actually risking good stuff being smashed, because what he really wants is for Vito to be forced to smash some piece of tat he really wants.

I legit think he has only refused to do it 3 times since they have started the bit.
That doesn't sound like a good or funny bit if the fat ass is hardly being punished. The 3 times Vito refused, what did Dax break? A funko pop?
 
Thats not the gimmick of the 'game,' Vito doesnt know what the item is before he gets on.

If he doesnt get on, he risks having to smash something actually good, the issue is that Vito is such a consoooomer that he hardly ever refuses to get on the scale and Dick has outright told him that he wont put anything good in until he starts actually risking good stuff being smashed, because what he really wants is for Vito to be forced to smash some piece of tat he really wants.

I legit think he has only refused to do it 3 times since they have started the bit.
Until Dick destroys one of the supposed high value items (IIRC he said he has MTG cards worth $500 or more) there is no mystery it is all scripted gayfabe. Vito is too starved for affection to be a good heel.
Now if Dick does destroy a MTG card he better show the camera or else it will just be him ripping up a replica printed on tag board/thick card stock.
 
Until Dick destroys one of the supposed high value items (IIRC he said he has MTG cards worth $500 or more) there is no mystery it is all scripted gayfabe. Vito is too starved for affection to be a good heel.
Now if Dick does destroy a MTG card he better show the camera or else it will just be him ripping up a replica printed on tag board/thick card stock.
They already tried that gay bit
 
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It would appear that BPITU is over.....again.

It's clear Vito always resented the fans and only saw them as the casus belli behind why he never made it as a Hollywood writer and had to be Dick's foil instead. It seems as though he may finally admit it.
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It would appear that this is fake and gay.

I'll buy it when it's actually not on the air anymore.
 
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