Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[BigDuckEnergy]

i dont know why you're getting so worked up defending pedophiles but please keep posting

Oh look, another retard who doesn't know how to read.

The last i checked, this was supposed to be the site we come laugh at lolcows, making up random shit isn't funny.

What is funny is that the peados Vito and Dick can't tell a 13 year old is 13. If you faggots could stop drooling for two secs perhaps you can see that.

 

[Harm]

How and why you posted something so wrong I have no idea.

It originated from Null's commentary over the clip on MATI and I got it mixed it up with it being an element from the original clip's presentation. My bad, sorry @elb

 

[spacko]

Oh look, another retard who doesn't know how to read.

The last i checked, this was supposed to be the site we come laugh at lolcows, making up random shit isn't funny.

What is funny is that the peados Vito and Dick can't tell a 13 year old is 13. If you faggots could stop drooling for two secs perhaps you can see that.

"i swear officer i didn't know she was 13"

lol

Dont listen to everyone, the more you gargle your favourite e-daddy's dick, the quicker you can get threadbanned for being a retard and talking about shit no-one cares about.

take your own advice and then kill yourself irl

 

[Captain Manning]

Dax obviously knew what he was doing and he got a bonus too because apparently people can't resist gilding the lily about it. I still maintain that Dax will eventually turn Vito into Maddox 2.0 and come out with all these stories again, but in a negative light instead of laughing about it.

The best part is, when it happens, it'll be mutually assured destruction. Vito is deep enough in Dick's inner circle to know where all the dead bodies are buried.

Remember OG Maddox left before things like all the Mint Salad shit. Dick's only gotten worse since then.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What is funny is that the peados Vito and Dick can't tell a 13 year old is 13. If you faggots could stop drooling for two secs perhaps you can see that.

It's not mutually exclusive you literal autist. Everyone here recognises that Vedo interacting with minors is creepy regardless of any possible context; even if the conversation never left the convention floor it's still worth mogging him over.

If MATI faggots like you could stop pedo-shielding for two secs perhaps you could see that.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

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Does this idiot seriously think it will go well for him pulling a bluefolf?
Oh well. Looks like Eric won the alt comics sphere, as at least he got to issue 2 before this fat fuck.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Obvious from the start but worth repeating:

Eric July's comics may be shit, but at least they're in the hands of the people that bought them

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

NO REFUNDS!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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I'd like to dedicate this to every single person that participates in this thread, congrats on being fucking clairvoyant time travelers.

 

[Heckler1]

Obvious from the start but worth repeating:

Eric July's comics may be shit, but at least they're in the hands of the people that bought them

If you are competing with someone to make comics and you do not make one yourself, well I guess that just makes you the biggest loser in the universe.

 

[Yeah!]

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private with 28K bro the opps already in

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

How will Juju and that faggot @FROG cope and sneed about this one? Pet pedophile done run off with the money

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

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He's better off not printing it at this point. It's an embarrassingly boring uninteresting story, but technically he only released 1/3 of it. By never releasing it all he can live with himself, because he can pretend it was going to get good eventually. He literally said he would kill himself if it wasn't good. It is not good, and he should follow through, but the man is weak and needs his cope. I hope he lives forever.

 

[Vibralldo]

If you are competing with someone to make comics and you do not make one yourself, well I guess that just makes you the biggest loser in the universe.

All this time calling Eric retarded, saying he's a scammer, having friends go to his warehouse and family's grave to fuck with him, saying how much better Superkiller will be than Isom, drawing him into his comic as a villain like Chris Chan did

Vito really tempted fate hard with this one

 

[Pizdec]

Why does he always have the most annoying icons for his twitter profile? They're so fucking punchable-looking.

Pet pedophile done run off with the money

I just imagine They're sitting in Juju's barbie mansion, and Vito is snorting coke with Juju, wondering where all the money went. And Juju just shrugs and snorts the next line whilst ACK ACK ACKING his ass off for no reason.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Remember when Vito cried like a baby when his Crowdfunding campaign blew past its original goal and raised $118,185 because of Dickshow simps?


@svenstoffels BUTCH KILLIGAN comic is only asking for less than $600 dollars, and it will come out because it’s done all by one guy who actually likes his product.

It was really eye-opening when Sven was talking to Null on MATI about Vito.
Sven wasn’t shiting on Vito, but Vito almost couldn’t comprehend that Sven was doing all the art, all the fonts, all the coloring himself.
Vito has subcontracted out almost every single part of this comic from what I can tell. I think it’s very easy that combining his habit of junkfood, plastic children’s toys, living in LA and paying anyone and everyone to make your comic book for you…. Yeah I can see $118,000 just vanishing Keffles style.

Calling it, Vito is going to have some “emergency” and come back as Christine “Vitana” Gesualdi

And Dick will call him a woman and that he’s more woman than any bio women because fuck women.

 

[MikeyNohMore]

Just a reminder that this entire Anti-Rippa Saga the Dickhead community has been on all started because Vito was jealous of Eric's success with ISOM and tried to troll in order to get attention for his own comic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nUdIhuwtAA

If it wasn't for Vito, Dick would have never reviewed ISOM at Nina Infinity's request and started a feud with Eric that only served to damage his reputation. If it wasn't for Vito, Ethan Van Sciver would have never burned the bridge with Eric and the highly profitable Rippaverse community and tied CG to the Dick Masterson community. If it wasn't for Vito, Riley would have never A-logged Eric July in Texas, gotten arrested, and then start threatening to do the same to Vito as a joke on the show. Literally, all of this snowballed from Vito being bitter toward some successful Libertarian nigger for over two years, and it all ends with this spaghetti meatball-shaped dago not even finishing his comic and being mocked by everybody for it. All this bullshit, just for everyone to laugh at him for being a fat fucking failure while Eric July forgets he exists and keeps being a successful Libertarian nigger.

Shit is fucking Shakespearean.

 

[Fleetwood]

Shit is fucking Shakespearean.

"Othellsperger: The Comic Tragedy" A Noble Black Bearded Visionary vs. a Girthy, Pathetic, Failed Italian Jester.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Does this speedrun the Maddox treatment or will Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a guy who likes to get dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass will run cover for an alleged pedo who can’t deliver his comic and runs off with the money