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Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
I'm especially confused because when I've backed books on Kickstarter before it adds shipping onto the final price on top of my pledge. I've had to pull out of backing some projects in the past because the calculated shipping cost more than the fucking book.
I dunno if this is something the project creator has to opt into or if the rules are just different on GFM, but we'll just throw it on the pile of things Vedo is incompetent at I guess.
At this rate I'm wondering if we'll ever find something he can do well.
I think it's a logistics issue. Smart people will pre-plan how much shipping an item will cost so that they don't have to dip into the project funds just to deliver the rewards. I'd be surprised if GFM didn't offer an option to allow the project creator to preemptively calculate and charge shipping with just a checkbox on the rewards. Less surprised if Vito is a massive scum bag and didn't check that box so he could squeeze more money at a later date.
Obviously he's such a fucking liar about everything, I'd need to see his proof before I blindly turn on you faggots for daring to be mean to his family.
Well, I suppose Abbygale Mertes claiming to have witnessed Vito beating his girlfriend until the police were involved technically isn't a "sexual allegation," so he's right in that sense.
Well, I suppose Abbygale Mertes claiming to have witnessed Vito beating his girlfriend until the police were involved technically isn't a "sexual allegation," so he's right in that sense.
No one mentioned sexual allegations, fat boy. You are allegedly a pedo because you have repeatedly stated you are a pedo while clarifying you are not joking. (Archive)
He's trying to do the Nick Rekieta 'ACKSHUALLY' word games shit, but just like Balldo he sucks at it because 1) he's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is and 2) he keeps forgetting what he already said.
Is it likely that Mr. CringleJingle didn't die in the L.A. fires so that God/destiny/what have you would save something worse for him? Something to think about.
TL;DR: Vito is a complete fuck-up and can't keep the ball rolling on this project. He lost important files while encrypting his hard drives which will now need to be replaced, and he still needs to make inconsequential changes to the colors. A test printing will be done by the end of the month, and if that's perfect then it'll print in May.
However, the big takeaway is that a full-and-finished digital copy will apparently be delivered to backers in early May, at which point we can see that the final product is basically identical to the rough draft. The one caveat is that it'll be black-and-white, but no one cared about the coloring anyways.
Also, "no refunds" is no longer a meme and is now an official Superkiller policy:
A pedophile having hard drive issues? Sounds legit.
That “not the fastest car” shit is like when monstrous narcissists say “I admit I’m not perfect.” Nobody said shit about perfection or being the fastest to print in history, you fat nigger.
Colors (100% done)
What’s left to be done? Some last minute tweaks to colors…
Oh golly gee, it won’t be Vito’s fault when none of the shit he promised ever comes to fruition. PS No refunds!
These lifelong liars can be so bad at it. They have no ability to feel basic empathy, and think they’re so much smarter than everyone else and have the world fooled. I’ve rarely seen such a stark example of it than this.
He was dumb and brazen and fat enough to admit in public on Xitter to being sexually attracted to children, compared to that begging for more money is nothing.
Can't wait for Vito to snake his way onto some LA local news station segment about how the tariffs have damaged his business and forced him to shut down leaving unfulfilled customers. What he won't realize is the news segment is about down syndrome small business owners.
That “not the fastest car” shit is like when monstrous narcissists say “I admit I’m not perfect.” Nobody said shit about perfection or being the fastest to print in history, you fat nigger.
TL;DR: Vito is a complete fuck-up and can't keep the ball rolling on this project. He lost important files while encrypting his hard drives which will now need to be replaced, and he still needs to make inconsequential changes to the colors. A test printing will be done by the end of the month, and if that's perfect then it'll print in May.
However, the big takeaway is that a full-and-finished digital copy will apparently be delivered to backers in early May, at which point we can see that the final product is basically identical to the rough draft. The one caveat is that it'll be black-and-white, but no one cared about the coloring anyways.
Also, "no refunds" is no longer a meme and is now an official Superkiller policy:
