Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Scorpion From MK]

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[Harm]

How Vaedo willfully ignores that this is a job, is beyond reason. Juju is his coworker/ boss, actually, & he’s saying just show up ready to perform, or that’s basically what he’s saying. It’s simple.

Yeah, but the issue CringleJingle is having stems from the other part. He cannot stop himself from being a douchebag online towards paying customers.

In fact, the real root of the problem is that he never wants to alter his behavior for anyone, or for any reason. He didn't ask Dax what he could do differently so that he could do it. He asked so that he could argue that he doesn't actually need to do those things. It's such a slimy greaseball manipulation tactic, and then when he tried to turn it around back on Dax, I was very pleased that it was called out immediately, "I didn't ask you what I could do differently." Dax is an evil cunt, but at least he has some fucking awareness.

Christopher's such an entitled piece of shit, down to the way he was making those oh-so-fucking-funny veiled threats towards Dick and his family. As if we don't all know that he wishes he was the type of man who would do some shit to follow through with that threat.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Bruh, it's not even a real test printing. The pedonigger fooled me. He printed it himself at home on his own consumer grade home printer.

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What the fuck is he testing? You can't even properly test whether the trim will print properly in the final version this way, which was the stated reason on the campaign page behind why the test printing was delayed by FOUR MONTHS. When he mentioned this test printing FOUR MONTHS AGO in April, he said it was going to be with MIXAM:

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This scamming fatfuck retard heavily implied that he was test printing the proof copy next. He still needs to have MIXAM do a real test printing, hope it's absolutely flawless, and THEN he can start printing the real copies of the book. At least there's no chance this black-and-white test print is ANOTHER bait-and-switch or anything...

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You can't make this shit up. He still doesn't even know whether he's going to print and ship the now promised black and white version he's currently "test printing" at home despite still sitting on $95k~ of funds.

Is there post where he lays out the expenditures of the funds he accumulated? I goes without saying that he clearly over promised and bite off more than he can chew, but I want to see if he at the very least had a rough outline of what he intended to do with the money.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax is an evil cunt, but at least he has some fucking awareness.

He knows what he's doing, that's why he's evil and not just an asshole. But Vito deserves evil because he is utterly disgusting.

 

[Harm]

Is there post where he lays out the expenditures of the funds he accumulated?

AFAIK, the most we ever got was the time he lied on Twitter that he was out of money, and then a screenshot of his savings account where the money is supposedly being held. No idea if those funds were comingled or everything he had remaining either, but it was around $95k remaining a few months ago.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why and how did Juju's cabal ever become so popular?
Juju appeared in a shitty episode where he told a somewhat overweight woman to "move faster so she can be in the front of the line" which is a retarded self-own because it implies that he would fuck her, despite her being fat. She didn't have a comeback at the time but all she needed to say was "I'm flattered but you're bald".
He was in a gay pizza commercial.
He wrote a gay book and faggy Tumblr novels to his ex-girlfriend and bull Jamie Lynn Hughes who fucked him in the arsehole with a strap-on.

He went after a cringe Armenian comedian by lying endlessly about him. He claimed he stole Hulagirl86 when they broke up for months already. He launched gay Reddit letter-writing harassment campaigns against his sponsors. Okay? What a fag.

This guy isn't funny. He's not charismatic. He's not good-looking. He has nothing to offer. He peaked in high school. How the fuck did he become so popular? How did his fat nonce friend Vaedo become popular? It's all so tiring and gay. These people are talentless.

 

[3MMA]

Yeah, but the issue CringleJingle is having stems from the other part. He cannot stop himself from being a douchebag online towards paying customers.

Even people who don’t really watch TBPITU (most people) can see exactly what’s going on. Vito is stupider than he’s been given credit for, because his current angle relies on playing dumb in a move that everyone can see through. That episode almost had me feeling bad for Juju, but then I remembered that he has the power to fire Vito at any time, so that’s that.

Vito will not just accept the reality that he can’t make others see shit his way or care about his interpersonal need for control. It’s frustrating to deal with someone living in the past to the point that they forget that they are in the present, they do have a choice.

I’m guessing part of the reason Juju hasn’t fired the faggot yet is because he doesn’t want to look like the “bad guy” so he’s gonna let Vito show his true colors about 100 times, so even the biggest cretins in his audience will see why. There’s probably also some concern that just outright firing Vito will cost TBPITU even more money than Vito’s blocking of paypigs & scamming sprees already do, because shockingly Vito has a little group of fans, mostly via Juju, & some of those guys think it’s all just normal “content” & for the moment, that’s true too. Juju is using this as content because it’s mainly what he has to work with right now. Hence, why he’s screaming at Vito to just show up ready to work. I think it’s a mixed bag & there’s no reason Juju has to carry that Vito, so that means it’s a choice in that respect.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Aww, the evergreen "I was only pretending".

 

[Harm]

Vito will not just accept the reality that he can’t make others see shit his way or care about his interpersonal need for control. It’s frustrating to deal with someone living in the past to the point that they forget that they are in the present, they do have a choice.

He's the most bitch-made insecure faggot on the planet and the day he gets reality curbstomped into his thick as shit pedo skull will be the day Hell freezes over and Juju along with it. The scumfuck took money from others, scammed them out of YEARS of their life waiting for the book to come out, and he STILL pouts to daddy Dick that "the meanie mean guy on Reddit called me *GASP* 'fat-boy,' so of course I banned him from giving YOU money forever!" Professional comedian cannot handle the lightest of roasts.

You'd think that the guy whose best friend is Max Karson, the dude whose whole online brand is preaching "empathy," would have some for Dick Masterson and all the fans who are fucked over by his immature tantrums. But no, it's always about these retarded technicalities where "uh, but Dick, my comic is not part of the show so it doesn't matter that I'm a repugnant loser passive aggressively dicking around anyone who asks about it!" Yeah, bud, that'll show Dax and get you back in the studio.

He's too busy pushing his grift-of-the-week to work on the comic. It's so far past being a meme that he's a lazy, no-good charlatan worm, even among their audience. No one even wants to tell the blubbering bastard "omg we're sooooo happy you didn't kill yourself!" anymore. Nigga needs a pat on the back for LIVING? Bruh.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is there post where he lays out the expenditures of the funds he accumulated? I goes without saying that he clearly over promised and bite off more than he can chew, but I want to see if he at the very least had a rough outline of what he intended to do with the money.

None, nothing, no accountability like most Kickstarter scams. It's obvious that he spent most of the money on gay manbaby Funko pops and shitty gadgets he doesn't need like a high end colour accurate monitor and drawing tablet.

There's nothing wrong with this stuff, why doesn't he get it used? I paid around $700 for my Eizo 4k monitor, it would be nearly half a grand new and it works just like a new one without any dead pixels or the OLED/miniled shit. A good old IPS panel that will last 3 decades. He got a massive cash injection and immediately spent it on toys instead of procuring his shitty picture book. He bitches about Eric July's work because he thinks he can avoid accountability.

Guess what, Eric's comics might be mediocre but at least I can hold it in my hands. At least there are many people who would happily pay for it. The story can suck, he can and will make mistakes, but all indicators show that he's willing to improve and accepts feedback. Such cannot be said about @FROG's shitty scam book and Vaedophile's rancid nonce comic. Eric July turned a little something into millions. ComicsGate cretins turned something into gay manbaby toys, gayops and endless seething.

You know it's bad when many here are on the side of a Black guy. There are a few niggers in this fiasco and it's not Eric July.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

In fact, the real root of the problem is that he never wants to alter his behavior for anyone, or for any reason.

The real root of the problem is that Dax wants to make Vito his new Maddox but it only really works if Vito quits and he is trying to bait him to do so.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I cant and dont listen to JuJu so I might be wrong about this but its looking like this nigger is turning shit around. No matter what happens im not interested in his boomer horse shit Stern show copy but I hope starting a big boy family sets this nigger straight. I gope they raise the child Mexican instead of jewish.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why and how did Juju's cabal ever become so popular?

He was in the right place at the right time, similar to guys like The Amazing Atheist.

This guy isn't funny. He's not charismatic. He's not good-looking. He has nothing to offer.

He does (or did) to the right people. Similar to how Ethan Ralph caters to the niche audience of men who want to relive childhood memories of their drunk dad yelling at the TV, Dick is basically Andrew Tate-lite for a generation of lost boys who are over the hill and really angry at women for not picking them but not quite angry enough to start assaulting them.

The real root of the problem is that Dax wants to make Vito his new Maddox but it only really works if Vito quits and he is trying to bait him to do so.

The other problem with this is that Maddox is actually capable of being funny, he just can't take it being dished back at him. Vedo is just a punching bag, he's only useful for bullying.