Inactive Chronically Jaquie / Jaquie Beckwith / Jaquie Blake, Husband Judd Beckwith, & Helper Dog Harlow - Instagram Famous, Self-Declared Genetic Anomaly, Munchied Herself to Death

[AnotherLolAnon]

Jaquie is admitted to the hospital for G Tube complications and what does want? Egg Drop soup. Isn't even in her actual room yet and she is already sending Babe out to PF Changs. Bitch, you can eat. Get those toobz removed, get out of the hospital, stop using up resources and get a life.

Omg this bitch

1. “I’m so upset about having to be in the hospital” *tries not to smile*

2. Must be loving a new reason for that sweet IV dilaudid

3. In her room 2 seconds and she’s got her laptop, backpack, headphones out. Seems like the goals of someone suffering.

4. I wonder how Judd feels walking Harlow all decked in pink?

5. She gets all excited about 2 fortunes. Then remembers she’s supposed to be in pain.

6. She NEEDS her special buh-un because it works better for her body. Not for style and to be the Coolest Queen in the Spoonie Kingdom.

7. It’s a good thing she didn’t get admitted in Orlando because all of her doctors and here and they know her. Yeah. And because different doctors in might call her on her bullshit unlike her carefully curated chronic bullshit disorder caterers.

8. Look how lovey her and Judd are. Hi Jaquie! Hi Judd!

9. When they say practice with the AFOs, I think you’re supposed to practice walking. Not sitting with them on.

10. Definitely can’t handle any birthday cake. At least not in front of visitors that need to know how sick you are.

11. The way her IV tubing is hook up through the neckline of her shirt means every time she changes her shirt it will need to be disconnected. So she will either never be changing her shirt. Or be adding more risk for infection with constantly disconnecting and reconnecting.

Just some thoughts for now.

 

[kiwi739]

I don't know, sometimes to me it does seem like she's actually a bit annoyed when she's in the hospital and its not on her terms. Like there's plenty of hospital admissions where she runs the show and orchestrates the whole thing but something like this she couldn't totally plan (may have caused a bit in some way like venting too much but less direct than some of her other issues) and she did seem actually a little annoyed to not be in Orlando. She's too much of a control freak and munchie for things to actually be going wrong.

Everything else I totally agree about.

 

[multiverse]

I don't know, sometimes to me it does seem like she's actually a bit annoyed when she's in the hospital and its not on her terms. Like there's plenty of hospital admissions where she runs the show and orchestrates the whole thing but something like this she couldn't totally plan (may have caused a bit in some way like venting too much but less direct than some of her other issues) and she did seem actually a little annoyed to not be in Orlando. She's too much of a control freak and munchie for things to actually be going wrong.

Everything else I totally agree about.

Well, they might be considering taking her new toy away from her, since it's clear she can eat actual food and the tube is only problematic and risky. That would certainly make her grumpy.

 

[BentCopper]

These tubes look like a shitemare to look after, I'm not surprised she's managed to cock it up completely. But every setback is another adventure!

She's stepping up the graphic nature of the vlogs now she's actually got something visual to show her audience that looks sore/infected. I'm predicting a lot more content like this in the future. There's very few mobility aids left to potentially add to her collection, complications will be her next big push

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

Maybe putting cloth pads you’re washing in the communal washer around your surgical incision isn’t proving to be the greatest idea.

Forgot to mention we get to see that ratty plush toy again, too.

 

[Sister_snark]

Funny how Jaq mentions her pain being well managed not once, not twice but at least four times. She’s in soooooo much pain. Also. Judd’s just been off on super top secret sheriff duty apparently. I guess she expects us to believe that he’s in a top secret bumper 6 days out of the week around the clock and THAT’s why he’s not in any of the vlogs except when she can’t grt someone else to take her somewhere. It’s DEFINITELY not that he has no desire to be in the same room with her for longer than 20 minutes.


Regarding her family so inconsiderately showing up to surprise her or be with her on her birthday, I’m fucking dying y’all. Did Jaq not watch JanJan’s vlog where she put Jaq on blast for begging JanJan and Paul to go be with her while she is too super sick to go to Orlando?! There has yet to be a situation too painful or too severe for Jaq to pass up laying side by side in a hospital bed with JanJan laughing the whole time, but HOW INCONSIDERATE of Daddy Warbucks to expect his daughter to pretend to be grateful for all he does for her after they made the trip to see her since she’s too super ill to keep their weekend plans. The weather forecast for next week is 100% chance of tropical depression JanJan making landfall.

And yes Jaq, we caught that they think you’re still harboring MRSA. How incredibly responsible of you to have been lodged straight up JanJan’s malfunctioning asshole for the last two weeks, rubbing your MRSA juice all over her while she violently coughs into your g tube.

I truly appreciated Jaq’s incredible commitment to document every angle of her jacked up g tube, top AND bottom angles. I have to call BS on the hole in her incision just randomly appearing, Home girl made sure that shit never fully healed keeping it covered with a tubie pad or gauze every time she yanked her shirt up to show her toys off. Did she not JUST have a home health nurse there for IVIG less than a week ago? Why have a nurse look at your oozing holes when you can wait until an infection has truly taken hold and get a hospital stay out of it too.

Judd, blink twice and tug on your right earlobe if you’re being kept there against your will,

 

[JaqIsBack]

Wow, the past two days/vlogs have been an utter shit show. I too noticed the little mention of MRSA, which has been ongoing for months now. If they even suspected she had it, why on earth would they proceed with that intensive Roux-en-Y J-tube surgery? Jacquie seems to actually be looking for sepsis or an infection at this point. She also seemed annoyed to be in the hospital to me, probably because she wasn't in control. When she was talking about the stupid monkey on the wall and reading it's facial expressions that was also a clear sign she's not autistic jfc, she can read facial expressions and non-verbal communication with no problem at all.

I noticed Judd's absence in the birthday vlog, I thought that was a bit strange. He seems utterly fed up with her.

As for that nasty and diseased looking tube in her stomach, I wonder if she has gone as far to pick at it and actually irritate herself, looking for a reason for some more sweet sweet Diloodid. That's a classic Munchie behaviour, to do things to make yourself sicker. I also did a double take that she's in hospital for g-tube problems but she needs Egg Drop soup for her birthday!! Can these doctors rip those fucking tubes out and get this bitch into a psych ward?!

She also jumped into the discussion from CBD oil being useless to seeking out mmj in a heartbeat. but she doesn't want to get high y'all!! Judd you need to put your foot down before the barbie pink bong becomes another tool! I'm not against mj but I'm rolling my eyes at the stories she is spinning

 

[MarissaXD]

Just another damn Munchie with a drug addiction. Surprise, surprise.

 

[4Macie]

Looks like Jaquie's body is ....rejecting (?) the feeding tube. Either that or it's infected as all hell.

For those that don't want to watch because gross:

Spoiler

Start to about 1:20 she's showing the gross tube dangling weirdly out of her body. She claims it's super tender and sore and she's "super concerned". She does her typical whisper voice because it 'hurts' so much.
1:20 - 1:35 : Jaq is claiming she's not eating or drinking incase her doctor says she needs to go to surgery STAT. Lots of cringe face.
135- 1:43 : Jaq claims she is "so grateful they are controlling my pain" but "when the meds wear off the pain is unbearable!"
1:45 - 2:00 : Jaq says she's sorry the vlog seems choppy, but when she's in SO MUCH PAIN, she can't lift the camera until the next dose. Talks through teeth the whole time.
2:20- 3:20 : Jaq says everyone agrees (including doctor) that her G-Tube is NOT. LOOKING. GOOD. This current one has got to go.She talks about how gross is... for a good bit. She seems genuinely shocked that this tube looks like crap and is likely infected. Some talk about not being able to save the stoma? GI is telling her to do another dye study. Stoma might be OUTSIDE the stomach.
3:20 - 5:05: Calling in her special surgeon because her special button is special. She needs special button because SHE is so special. Also her special skin, special diet, and special life style REQUIRES this special button.
5:05: 5:15- Jaq states things move slow on the weekends in the hospital so she has to have patience. Trust her doctors guys.
5:15 - 6:50 :Jaq jump cuts to her looking like absolute garbage. She's doing her slouched, frumpy, closed eyes and talk through teeth look.
6:51: -7:15 JAQ IS CONFIRMED TO HAVE MRSA... but she's not alarmed because she's had it several times before, she's just accepted that she'll test positive for it the rest of her life.
7:15 - 7:19 : Jaq confirms she's been alone this whole day. Judd's been with Harlow and Jaq's family all day. Jaq's mom might visit later.
7:19 - 7:45 :Jaq's mom shows up. Looks unamused. Jaq is no longer giving us closed eyes, teeth talks; she's been up walking around and everything! Now that her mom is here, giving her attention, she appears to be doing so much better.
7:45 - 8:00 - Jaq tells us a story about how her MRSA ridden ass has been walking around the hospital with her mom, who is not in a gown and does not have any mask or gloves on. They 'accidentally' found some snacks and juices in an area and then after mom touched all of it, they realized it was for STAFF ONLY. Jaq stole some peanutbutter from the Staff Only food area but her mom says it's ok because everything in the STAFF ONLY fridge is really for the patients.

My only thoughts is that a lot of this appears forced and I vaguely remember my grandmother getting MRSA when I was younger; we were required to wear masks while we were in there and we were required to wear gloves and gowns if we planned to touch her. She was also not allowed to leave her room to roam the halls. I assumed this was what MRSA was like for everyone...maybe I'm wrong. Should Jaq have been just roaming the halls with her sickly ass?

 

[Poogtail]

I'm honestly surprised that they're letting her change her own dressing? My doctor's would have lost their shit if I tried changing mine alone. Especially if there's an infection or a risk of one.

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

Looks like Jaquie's body is ....rejecting (?) the feeding tube. Either that or it's infected as all hell.

For those that don't want to watch because gross:

Spoiler

Start to about 1:20 she's showing the gross tube dangling weirdly out of her body. She claims it's super tender and sore and she's "super concerned". She does her typical whisper voice because it 'hurts' so much.
1:20 - 1:35 : Jaq is claiming she's not eating or drinking incase her doctor says she needs to go to surgery STAT. Lots of cringe face.
135- 1:43 : Jaq claims she is "so grateful they are controlling my pain" but "when the meds wear off the pain is unbearable!"
1:45 - 2:00 : Jaq says she's sorry the vlog seems choppy, but when she's in SO MUCH PAIN, she can't lift the camera until the next dose. Talks through teeth the whole time.
2:20- 3:20 : Jaq says everyone agrees (including doctor) that her G-Tube is NOT. LOOKING. GOOD. This current one has got to go.She talks about how gross is... for a good bit. She seems genuinely shocked that this tube looks like crap and is likely infected. Some talk about not being able to save the stoma? GI is telling her to do another dye study. Stoma might be OUTSIDE the stomach.
3:20 - 5:05: Calling in her special surgeon because her special button is special. She needs special button because SHE is so special. Also her special skin, special diet, and special life style REQUIRES this special button.
5:05: 5:15- Jaq states things move slow on the weekends in the hospital so she has to have patience. Trust her doctors guys.
5:15 - 6:50 :Jaq jump cuts to her looking like absolute garbage. She's doing her slouched, frumpy, closed eyes and talk through teeth look.
6:51: -7:15 JAQ IS CONFIRMED TO HAVE MRSA... but she's not alarmed because she's had it several times before, she's just accepted that she'll test positive for it the rest of her life.
7:15 - 7:19 : Jaq confirms she's been alone this whole day. Judd's been with Harlow and Jaq's family all day. Jaq's mom might visit later.
7:19 - 7:45 :Jaq's mom shows up. Looks unamused. Jaq is no longer giving us closed eyes, teeth talks; she's been up walking around and everything! Now that her mom is here, giving her attention, she appears to be doing so much better.
7:45 - 8:00 - Jaq tells us a story about how her MRSA ridden ass has been walking around the hospital with her mom, who is not in a gown and does not have any mask or gloves on. They 'accidentally' found some snacks and juices in an area and then after mom touched all of it, they realized it was for STAFF ONLY. Jaq stole some peanutbutter from the Staff Only food area but her mom says it's ok because everything in the STAFF ONLY fridge is really for the patients.

My only thoughts is that a lot of this appears forced and I vaguely remember my grandmother getting MRSA when I was younger; we were required to wear masks while we were in there and we were required to wear gloves and gowns if we planned to touch her. She was also not allowed to leave her room to roam the halls. I assumed this was what MRSA was like for everyone...maybe I'm wrong. Should Jaq have been just roaming the halls with her sickly ass?

Every hospital’s protocols will be different but overall there’s less fear about mrsa than years ago. No point in making family members gown and glove. They’re exposed at home already. The gowns and gloves are really just to protect staff from spreading it to other patients. There’s no role for masks in MRSA isolation unless it’s in the sputum. And no point in keeping the patient confined to their room. Walking decreases risk of pneumonia, deconditioning, blood clots, and bed sores. If you cover the hands and any open wounds, and practice good hand hygiene, there’s minimal to no risk of spread. Keep in mind Jaq and every other mrsa carrier lives among us at the grocery store, outpatient clinics, mall, airport (well, no airport for jaq), etc.

 

[yesyoda]

Infection control for those who have something contagious normally means barrier nursing (ie wearing gowns, masks and gloves). And usually not leaving your hospital room. If you do leave your room the patient normally wears a mask. Also when watching the video I saw that Jaquie has the device used to remove the bumpered button, since its not got a balloon it is not just a case of removing the water to remove it. She held up the device during the video. What are the odds that she tampered with the button to make it stick out ?

 

[4Macie]

Infection control for those who have something contagious normally means barrier nursing (ie wearing gowns, masks and gloves). And usually not leaving your hospital room. If you do leave your room the patient normally wears a mask. Also when watching the video I saw that Jaquie has the device used to remove the bumpered button, since its not got a balloon it is not just a case of removing the water to remove it. She held up the device during the video. What are the odds that she tampered with the button to make it stick out ?

I thought it was weird she just had it but I don’t think she actually tampered with it at the hospital.

My guess is that fiddling with it and being literally the lost unsanitary fuck is what caused it. You don’t wash your sanitary-required items with your normal dirty as fuck shit.

I get the feeling that it probably did start feeling weird so she started touching it constantly.... which is never good.

 

[chronicallybullshitting]

I'm honestly surprised that they're letting her change her own dressing? My doctor's would have lost their shit if I tried changing mine alone. Especially if there's an infection or a risk of one.

If she's so "immunocompromised" as she says she is, why the fuck hasn't that gaping hole in her stomach turned into all out sepsis?
I've seen some shit, and full blown sepsis overnight is one of the things I've seen in those with extremely weak immune systems. No doctor would allow an immunocompromised person to handle their own dressings in a hospital, where is the sterile protocol in that?

I really hope her munchie ass gets caught soon.

 

[Adjustable Farmer]

I am glad she is showing us the stoma/tube in all of it's nastiness without the tooobie pad. Hopefully some of the young, impressionable, followers she has will have their wake up moment now that it's not all pink flowery cuteness. She has done a lot of disservice overall but hopefully what she has shown this time while trying to be the sickest will illustrate to them that it's not all fun and cute accessories and instead is a semi permanent hole with guts gaping out. One can hope...

 

[multiverse]

5:15 - 6:50 :Jaq jump cuts to her looking like absolute garbage. She's doing her slouched, frumpy, closed eyes and talk through teeth look.

The only time talking like that to manage pain is necessary, is when you have a migraine and feel like the pain of speaking might actually rupture your own brain. Abdominal pain does not require teeth-clenched speaking.

7:45 - 8:00 - Jaq tells us a story about how her MRSA ridden ass has been walking around the hospital with her mom, who is not in a gown and does not have any mask or gloves on. They 'accidentally' found some snacks and juices in an area and then after mom touched all of it, they realized it was for STAFF ONLY. Jaq stole some peanutbutter from the Staff Only food area but her mom says it's ok because everything in the STAFF ONLY fridge is really for the patients.

So she learned to be a selfish piece of entitled shit from her mom, yeah? "Well, I assume this is for me because I want it, and anything that proves contrary to my wants isn't real, and if it is real, it's not my fault I did the opposite, tee hee!"

My only thoughts is that a lot of this appears forced and I vaguely remember my grandmother getting MRSA when I was younger; we were required to wear masks while we were in there and we were required to wear gloves and gowns if we planned to touch her. She was also not allowed to leave her room to roam the halls. I assumed this was what MRSA was like for everyone...maybe I'm wrong. Should Jaq have been just roaming the halls with her sickly ass?

MRSA is highly contagious and hospitals are ridden with it, but it hers is contained to her abdomen then bandages and clothing should keep others relatively safe - but Jaquie shouldn't be touching anything without washing her hands because she's touching her stupid "button" all the time, and that will spread the MRSA from her button to her hands to anything else, including her mom via hugging or touching her.

 

[TexasTexas]

Jan Jan posted a video and she' admitted and pushing for her port to be our in early. She gets excited about having a banana bag running. It is so obvious that she is faking because she appears to be fine arriving at the ER and as soon as she has a room she starts using her weak voice pretending to look so worn out. So she is so dehydrated and malnourished because she is starving herself! She can' even drink water and take her supplements? She's probably hoping starving herself enough will actually give her gastroparesis.

 

[4Macie]

Let's see what bullshit we have today: WARNING, WE SEE THE GROSS TUBE.

For those that don't want to watch..because gross

Spoiler

We open with Jaq looking like cold dog dookey. Talking through teeth, half lidded eyes, pulling on hair/head.
0:48 - Jaq admits she is looking at her tube a lot and that it worries her because it looks bad.
1:07 - after 5 seconds of complaining about how she's too tired to change her own dressing...she says "But I can do this!!" She's at a hospital... where there is a plethora of nurses who would be more than willing to use sanitary bandages on her MRSA ridden belly hole. But not, she's gotta snowflake it!
2:13 - she's in the bathroom, touching her face and hair towel thing. Says she's going to change her port today but FIRST she wants to take a nice warm shower and wash her face to feel human.
2:21 - she's also going to wash her feeding tube in the shower.
2:31 - OH GOD NOW. She SHOWS us the tube. There is literal caked on lotion. There is just old caked on lotion all over the tube. It looks gross. Reminds me of when a baby starts losing that belly button cord bit...but more unnatural and disgusting.
2:46- She is STILL showing us the tube..admits there is drainage and that it STINKS.
3:05 - she can't get the imaging done today because reasons
4:20 - Jaq and Mom play a game of Trouble
5:35 - Jaq ate some chicken broth and saltine crackers and it's not sitting well
5:50 - Jaq decides to tell us exactly where she puked. IV Pole, Toilet, Floor, On herself...but the nurses were so nice!! Vomiting hurts her g-tube
7:06 - Jaq tells us the reason ALL of this happened in the first place is that her tube is the WRONG SIZE. So it's sticking out too far and being agitated by everything. Doctor's don't want to put in a new tube until they know her exactly size.
9:15 - Judd shows up finally. Jaq, again, looks like cold dog shit. Harlow is there too. Jaq is in SO much pain that she's doing the squinty eyes and teeth talking
11:15 - Jaq shows Judd her tube. He agrees it's looking bad. He looks like he does not want to be there.
11:37 - Harlow and Judd take a nap
11:41 - Jaq says she finally took a shower? Judd helped, not a nurse. "Thanks babe!" "...That's what husbands are for..."
12:50 - Jaq and Judd play Trouble
13:07 - Jaq is in so much pain she has to scrunch her face, close her eyes, grab her head, and pull on Harlow's ears.

 

[MarissaXD]

I am glad she is showing us the stoma/tube in all of it's nastiness without the tooobie pad. Hopefully some of the young, impressionable, followers she has will have their wake up moment now that it's not all pink flowery cuteness. She has done a lot of disservice overall but hopefully what she has shown this time while trying to be the sickest will illustrate to them that it's not all fun and cute accessories and instead is a semi permanent hole with guts gaping out. One can hope...

Remember, much of her follower base is other Munchies.

 

[multiverse]

5:35 - Jaq ate some chicken broth and saltine crackers and it's not sitting well
5:50 - Jaq decides to tell us exactly where she puked. IV Pole, Toilet, Floor, On herself...but the nurses were so nice!! Vomiting hurts her g-tube

I'm sorry, but why is she eating if she has a g-tube?

:07 - after 5 seconds of complaining about how she's too tired to change her own dressing...she says "But I can do this!!" She's at a hospital... where there is a plethora of nurses who would be more than willing to use sanitary bandages on her MRSA ridden belly hole. But not, she's gotta snowflake it!

Do the nurses just ignore her because they know she's a munchie? I mean, if she was really sick and couldn't leave it alone, they'd strap her hands down and do it themselves. Right What nurse would put up with this shit?