CinemaSins Salt - Reeeeee, don't mock my movie!

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This is wondrous. I had no idea so many people had salt over this. I should have guessed.
What makes the salt better is how they say its unfunny, especially if they think its all serious. Sure, the style of Cinemasins can be hit or miss for some but the way these people react, they really are nothing more than white knights that may as well be jumping some bandwagon.
 
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There is no escape from Youtube recommendations.
 
Jesus Christ. There has been a lot of salt I've seen generated in this subforum, but Jordan Voigt-Roberts' tantrum is one of the most narcissistic ravings on this site. Jesus Christ.

Here's some additional salt I mined on twitter.
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Some nobody called David S used the drama to shill for himself:
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Also, some autist who made a video criticising CinemaSins' sins of Robert Downey Jr's Sherlock Holmes movie. I've gotten a minute in, and it's cripplingly retarded. It may be over a year old at this point, but I saw it brought up in some twitter threads.

EDIT @Intelligent Calcium , it's the same fucking guy as the one in your tweet.

And there's a surprise cameo from one of our own heffers!
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Also there was this counterpoint from some guy called Jason Bailey. I thought it pertinent to add.
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So I read earlier in the thread that RLM own CinemaSins? I haven't watched CinemaSins in a while. When did this become a thing?
 
EDIT @Intelligent Calcium , it's the same fucking guy as the one in your tweet.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qnTZbZw1JPQ
The YT comments, always being their own autistic thing could go well with this thread. It can be one thing to point out how something can be nitpicky but the fact this guy really had to do a bunch of videos on Cinemasins, complete with comments that may as well be jumping a bandwagon, may as well have one wonder if anyone complaining about Cinemasins isn't going to go full sperg and say how some comedy channel is evil just because they mocked some movie they liked.
 
Do these idiots know the more they throw a tantrum about this channel existing, the more exposure it'll get? Cuz they just earned a new subscriber right now.

There is no escape from Youtube recommendations.

I'm not even a weenie and I blocked the recommended sidebar just because it's annoying. Just get fucking uBlock and select the element and be done with it. God these people are more helpless than a turtle on it's back.
 
Cinema Sins "attacked" the movie, huh? Fucking Christ...


The audio is currently down atm, but...

https://player.fm/series/the-red-bar-radio-show/old-bar-jordan-vogt-roberts-walks-out

Yea, the show is still going, and the host, Mike David, actually has pretty decent lolcow potential himself , since he has over a decade worth of content he's been producing. I would make a thread about him if his fan's weren't so Dox happy. You gotta be a paid monthly subscriber to access any episodes that are about a year or older. I got this particular episode downloaded, where's a good place to upload it to, Mega? It's actually pretty great despite it being a decade old piece of podcast audio. The guy who ends up calling in and shit talking him into walking out sounds just like Fred Stoller, and is just as irritating.
 
If there are still directors out there wher film crew members run through the picture in the background, having boom mics clearly visible and special effects that were laughable 40 years ago in a 100 million dollar budget movie than why shouldn't CinemaSins point it out? They made fun of classics and trash movies all alike and when you're the director you should take that with a smile. Maybe you learn one or two things about avoiding continuity errors and plotholes before you go Michael Bay on the action sequences.
 
Now I'm curious if this director reacted the same way to any negative reviews of the movie back when it first released.
 
Of course, we get the mainstream articles siding with Jordan.



http://collider.com/kong-skull-island-criticism-jordan-vogt-roberts/ (https://archive.is/voEp8)
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/08/cinemasins-kong-skull-island-jordan-vogt-roberts-1201866889/ (https://archive.is/U1YPu)
https://www.inverse.com/article/35558-cinemasins-kong-skull-island-jordan-vogt-roberts (https://archive.is/JfYDv)

If Jordan is thin-skinned to the point where very, very lightweight comedy causes him to sperg out, how the hell did he direct a blockbuster to begin with, and how does he expect to keep getting work?
The headline might be "CinemaSins Attacked ‘Kong: Skull Island,’ so Director Jordan Vogt-Roberts Fought Back in the Best Way", but all I'm getting out of it is "We Encourage Grown Men to Act Like Hysterical Teenagers Over Internet Criticism, I Sure Wonder Why We're On Our Way to Bankruptcy".
 
I don't think much of Cinema Sins itself, but it's better than all the people who ripped off the "Everything Wrong With" schtick. The original is at least sometimes mildly amusing, but most of the imitators are complete autists on the level of Mr. Enter.
 
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