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>MFW when spraying your food with flavored 0 calorie non-stick spray is better than drizzling it with olive oil "cuz, portion control"
 
I just can’t put into words how sad it is that a 27 year old human being is talking about being “obsessed with walking,” as if that isn’t a thing she should have been doing constantly since she learned how. Her life is sad. I would feel bad for her if she wasn’t such an ignorant and stuck up know-it-all.

Like everyone has mental issues and their own kind of unhealthy coping mechanisms. Typically having a job/busy daily life and a personal life just keeps people from letting their issues and vices consume them. Until she finds things to fill her days besides mindless chain store visits and fucking around on the internet, she’s just going to keep chasing her own tail with no real success.

It’s hilarious that both Amber and Chantal refuse to believe that adopting a more structured and normal lifestyle will lead to more normal health and body weight. Like the average person isn’t a normal body weight bc they’re all shining stars of moderation, they’re just too occupied to give into all day sloth and gluttony. It’s not hard.
 
Can we all just note that she loved her basic asf avocado toast bc it falls under the keto rules of eating plenty of fat + protein. You feel so full after that because of the avocado, not the bread. Eating fat makes you feel as though you're full for a longer time, and avocados are basically just a healthy fat.

But no, Amber hates keto.
 
angelicbitch said:
Can we all just note that she loved her basic asf avocado toast bc it falls under the keto rules of eating plenty of fat + protein. You feel so full after that because of the avocado, not the bread. Eating fat makes you feel as though you're full for a longer time, and avocados are basically just a healthy fat.

But no, Amber hates keto.
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I guess she forgives avocados for previously making her stab herself?
 
YouTubeyStar said:
I just can’t put into words how sad it is that a 27 year old human being is talking about being “obsessed with walking,”
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You mean you AREN'T obsessed with breathing? I'm practically addicted to both breathing and walking given I do them almost constantly. /sneed

She's never going to do anything about her situation if she's just going to asspat herself constantly over going on walks, while in actuality she's eating more and more to compensate for the exercise.
 
I predict her next few videos is her being on a manic, happy high. She's going to chin dab excessively and show whatever healthy slop she's thrown in the crock pot. She's gonna pat herself on the back for small, minute changes like drinking more water and walking two blocks with the minimal amount of effort. Becky will look increasingly listless and disconsolate as she drives Amber to Texas Roadhouse as a treat for walking 10k steps.

Then it's all gonna drop like a bomb, with her fat face and chins wobbling as she sobs that the monster posssessed her again. She's actually gained 10 pounds these last two weeks and she has no idea why.
 
She literally gets fatter in each video. Also, calorie counting does not work if every day you are counting to 4000
 
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Sparkletor said:
She is almost as excited about walking as she was when she joined a gym a few months ago!
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Or writting
Or Working
Or seeing a doctor
Or getting her animals to a vet
Or cleaning
Or cooking
Or washing
Or being independent
Or learning to drive

this means nothing.
 
A Owl said:
"Twenny five, mile, marathons!"

Yeah, no.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43850037
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She thinks you either have to be a marathon runner or a quarter ton piece of furniture, no in between.

sperginity said:
...she thinks pam has no calories??
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I just had a visual of her spraying Pam directly in her mouth during a “blackout”.

sweaty chafing thighs said:
I wonder if the steps calculated are figuring in scooter mileage. Anybody know?
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No you have to actually step. Unless she’s moving her arm in a walking motion while on the scooter.
 
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Is her fit bit even correct? She doesnt even take steps, her feet dont come off the ground. What does it count, her strides? :autism:
 
She thinks a marathon is 25 miles and she thinks she can use however much "zero calorie" olive oil spray she wants and it will still be zero calories. She also thinks adding real olive oil to her veggies would matter. You eat a pint of ice cream and a party-bag sized bag of chips every night. Adding some flavor by way of olive oil or butter will not impact your health lol.

I can't believe she bought more notebooks.
 
"you guise I'm lidurally obsessed with walking" Really chick? The thin, black soup bowls wedged on the bottom of your cankles beg to differ.

And that bald spot on her head....wooooooof.
 
I like to think that she just keeps misspeaking and saying that she's obsessed with TAKING WALKS instead of just 'obsessed with walking'. But I know that's not the case. It's just so foreign to me that someone would walk so little that taking a further back parking spot is a big deal and something to be ~*passionate about*~
 
Botched Tit Job said:
I like to think that she just keeps misspeaking and saying that she's obsessed with TAKING WALKS instead of just 'obsessed with walking'. But I know that's not the case. It's just so foreign to me that someone would walk so little that taking a further back parking spot is a big deal and something to be ~*passionate about*~
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Yeah, walking is the most primal and instinctual thing a human can do - I liked the breathing example, it's not something you even think about.
 
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