cohost - A less-toxic Twitter alternative?

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🪦 cohost is no more. 🪦

With Elon Musk uprooting Twitter, a fair share of snowflakes are blowing hither and fro to other social networking sites like mastodon, poa.st, and now cohost. Although it's essentially a newborn compared to other snowflake-infested sites, troons and other undesirables are slowly settling down on this fertile ground. At the time of writing this new users can register without hassle on the site, but cannot make comments or "chosts"—the site's term for "cohost posts"—until they're sent another email from the staff letting them know they can do so.

How's It Different From Twitter?
cohost does not appear to impose a character limit on posts, so no longer will readers need to scan through posts and their replies; however, an edit button exists ( Archive ), so make sure to archive ASAP. Rudimentary HTML and CSS are also allowed in posts, so anticipate a blast to badly-designed 90s websites with clashing colours and other wacky techniques like this ( Archive ).
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It seems that there are some built-in features or scripts that allow for reader interaction. The #interactable hashtag ( Link constantly updating ) has a few posts if anyone wants to try them out.

The site also hides metrics like follower and like counts, so the attention-starved will find it harder to get their regular hit of dopamine there unless they get engagement through comments. Some of the differences are a little strange: DMs don't exist, and tagging people doesn't notify them.
( Link | Archive )

The Userbase
Here's a selection of posts made by some lolcalves in the #welcome to cohost tag ( Link constantly updating ):
There is also a related tag, #welcome to cohost after dark ( Link constantly updating ), which features some spicier interactions. It's NSFW, so don't look through these at work.
As demonstrated above, every site that relies on user-generated content runs a risk of degenerate shit, and cohost is no different with users raising concerns about things like minors accessing and creating adult 18+ content ( Permalink to main post explaining the renaming ), and acceptable (NSFW) art
( Archive ):
  • "[...] has now been like a month to clarify what the rules are [...]" ( Permalink )
  • "it doesn't feel safe to be here if you draw anything other than 'socially acceptable' nsfw art, and what that even IS varies from person to person. feral? some people think that makes you a zoophile. pokemon? same. age gap adult relationships? pedophilia. noncon? you're literally a real actual rapist. incest? you must want to fuck your own mother. etc." ( Permalink )
    • Staff response: "our goals with the incoming rules are: [...] respect users’ wishes around sexual depictions of fictional minors. while a lot of the discussion in our original posts was hostile and in bad faith, we saw that the good faith consensus was that cohost should not allow this sort of content. we opened it to community discussion because we do not want to make these sorts of major decisions unilaterally, and we intend to respect that process. side note: we know that 'sexual depictions of fictional minors' sounds like a weirdly specific term, but each adjective is essential to avoid any ambiguity. 'depictions of fictional minors' are, obviously, fine; 'sexual depictions of fictional adults' are fine; 'sexual depictions of real minors' are illegal, have been and always will always be banned from cohost, and are one of the only areas where we will talk to the cops." ( Permalink )
  • "[...] the idea that underage users can make 18+ posts is very..... strange. It doesn't make sense at all." ( Permalink )
    • Staff response: "it's peculiar, but the other options are worse! either we create another justification for young artists who want to make an occasional 18+ post to lie about their age, or we run the risk of there being 18+ posts that literally can't be tagged and banning kids for failing to tag their posts."
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  • "It's also especially odd considering your rule about fictional NSFW depictions of minors is 'not finalized yet and up for community input' /:"
    ( Permalink )
Given the bizarre response from the staff, what kind of people are maintaining the site? There are three people operating the @staff account (💯credit to @Short Circuit for finding the names and @yydszmiteg2 for finding LinkedIn information): Colin Bayer (@vogon), Jae Kaplan (@jkap), and Aidan Grealish (@aidan). The first two can be found on Twitter with the exact same handles, while Aidan is found under @AerialShading. On Twitter, Colin is humblebragging/bitching about the sudden influx of interested users:

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Jae self-promoted the site as a place to "post as much titty as you want":
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The team also has a temporary staff member for the next few months, 🏳️‍⚧️ Jess Levine (@jessfromonline), who's quite the interesting character (💯 credit goes to @Something Awful and @Sprate Header). From Jess' website, we've got some self-flagellation over residing on occupied Aboriginal land:
Link | Archive
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@AirdropShitposts has more in-depth info on this person in this post.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


We've also got a few ⭐gold-star members⭐ that have been graced with threads on this forum:
Liz Fong-Jones (Powerword: Elliot William Fong)
KF Thread | cohost (@lizthegrey)

One of the Farms' recurring thorns in its side, the rape consent accident apologist proclaimed a move to cohost from the "Birdsite" after protecting said Twitter account.
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Meanwhile, #DropKiwiFarms lives on in Fong-Jones' estrogen-soaked brain.
Link | Archive
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Or at least, it did until 10 November 2022, when all mentions of #DropKiwiFarms have been silently scrubbed off the page.

One of Fong-Jones' co-workers, Fred Hebert, has also joined the site.

NireBryce / Erin Cowden (Powerword: John Peter Cowden)
KF Thread | cohost (@NireBryce)

A genderqueer with headmates (like Fong-Jones) who doesn't really feel gender dysphoria, this cow faded into obscurity a couple of years ago until they resurfaced in @lizthegrey's comments. 💯 Thanks to @Sprate Header for recognising the name!

Link | Archive
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TransSalamander / Kathryn Gibbs (Powerword: Kevin Gibbs)
KF Thread | cohost (@TransSalamander)

A transwoman who's infamous for this iconic tweet:
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It doesn't look like this is a particularly active cohost page. There's only one post ( Archive ) made roughly half a month ago, so it's likely Gibbs has abandoned it.

Eggbug's Uneasy Doomed Future
On March 11, 2024, cohost staff posted a financial update ( Archive ; 💯 credit to @carbonado frog and @Markass the Worst for discovering and linking ) about the site being in dire straits. A key point is that the site had been primarily funded by an associate of the staff who has gone AWOL; without their sugar the site is predicted to reach its last legs in April.
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A third party has analysed the site's financial updates ( Archive ; 💯 credit to @Not Yet Implemented ).

On September 9, 2024, cohost announced its shutdown ( Archive ; 💯 credit to @D.Va ) by the end of the year (pending how well their efforts last), and that the site will become read-only in October.

On October 1, 2024, cohost entered read-only mode.

On January 12, 2025, cohost's servers were shut down and trying to access the site redirects users to its Wayback Machine page.

In summary, this is a lolcow farm that serves to pen fleeing Twitterers, but harvests will be scant for the time being because batches of accounts are being fully confirmed every day, with some users waiting weeks to be able to post content dry up as the site's shutting down. It doesn't appear to operate on any algorithm like Twitter, so users have to search for tags to find content they're interested in rather than have it come to them on a dashboard (like #trans). For more deviant content, Farmers may want to peruse tags like #cumflation, #pregnancy, or #kinks.
 
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""[...] the idea that underage users can make 18+ posts is very..... strange. It doesn't make sense at all." ( Permalink )
  • Response to the above from staff: "it's peculiar, but the other options are worse!"

lol, big surprise. This is one of their staff, a Marxist "agitprop writer" and "educator" (of kindergartners) who's obsessed with lesbianism:

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(also, lol, same "I live on occupied land" shit as in Dong-Gone's bio. If that's a problem, why are you living there?!)

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""[...] the idea that underage users can make 18+ posts is very..... strange. It doesn't make sense at all." ( Permalink )
  • Response to the above from staff: "it's peculiar, but the other options are worse!"

lol, big surprise. This is one of their staff, a Marxist "agitprop writer" and "educator" (of kindergartners) who's obsessed with lesbianism:

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(also, lol, same "I live on occupied land" shit as in Dong-Gone's bio. If that's a problem, why are you living there?!)

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lol, big surprise. This is one of their staff, a Marxist "agitprop writer" and "educator" (of kindergartners) who's obsessed with lesbianism:

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(also, lol, same "I live on occupied land" shit as in Dong-Gone's bio. If that's a problem, why are you living there?!)

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Her "communist organizing" seems to consist of... a Discord?
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You also cut off the funniest part of her bio, she links to her Twitter but not her cohost, nor is it on her social page:
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Here's her complete list of shitty writing:
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If you'd like to hire her for sensitivity reading, here are her rates:
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Marxist podcast she was on: https://cosmonautmag.com/2021/08/communism-and-the-disabled-with-maddie-and-jess/
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Ugly woman or troon? There's an Adam's apple (which is rare in women), the face is fairly masculine, and there's the obsession with lesbians, but trannys are usually more obnoxious about being trans.
Troon who wants to "socially reproduce" by teaching Marxism to kindergartners.

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""[...] the idea that underage users can make 18+ posts is very..... strange. It doesn't make sense at all." ( Permalink )
  • Response to the above from staff: "it's peculiar, but the other options are worse!"

lol, big surprise. This is one of their staff, a Marxist "agitprop writer" and "educator" (of kindergartners) who's obsessed with lesbianism:

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(also, lol, same "I live on occupied land" shit as in Dong-Gone's bio. If that's a problem, why are you living there?!)

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An ugly tranny lesbian communist is one of the main organizers.

Color me shocked.
 
Good on you. The worst part of public teaching is that for every one of these people we find there's probably ten or more that aren't as easy to identify.
My gf and I have already decided that when we have kids we’re going to have her sister (who’s an education major) basically homeschool them until at least middle school. She and her husband have no kids of their own and are getting up there in years and his job makes it so she basically doesn’t have to work except doing private tutoring on the side. I do understand children need to be properly socialized but thankfully she has a large family and most of her siblings do have kids. Not to mention we are both avid Church attendants and tend to even stay after and socialize a lot. They can learn plenty of Social Interaction that way. We also really don’t want them using the internet too much before they’re 13 given we both have seen some weird shit over the years and don’t want them exposed to that kind of stuff, so no internet unless it’s strictly for educational reasons. Video games are fine in single player mode.

And these people are a great example of why my kids won’t be able to be online until adolescence. I don’t need some twisted weirdo telling them about Non-Binary Pronouns and Crossdressing before they’ve even hit puberty, and preferably even then they won’t hear about this shit after.

I hate how one of these fucks has to point out that they’re dyslexic and so may read your posts wrong. You don’t need to advertise every fucking disorder you have to the world. If you read a post wrong and hastily respond that’s your fault. When the person clarifies what they meant just apologize and move on.

If people say my kids won’t be socially well adjusted for being homeschooled it’s really obvious public school did fuck all for these people.
 
My gf and I have already decided that when we have kids we’re going to have her sister (who’s an education major) basically homeschool them until at least middle school. She and her husband have no kids of their own and are getting up there in years and his job makes it so she basically doesn’t have to work except doing private tutoring on the side. I do understand children need to be properly socialized but thankfully she has a large family and most of her siblings do have kids. Not to mention we are both avid Church attendants and tend to even stay after and socialize a lot. They can learn plenty of Social Interaction that way. We also really don’t want them using the internet too much before they’re 13 given we both have seen some weird shit over the years and don’t want them exposed to that kind of stuff, so no internet unless it’s strictly for educational reasons. Video games are fine in single player mode.

And these people are a great example of why my kids won’t be able to be online until adolescence. I don’t need some twisted weirdo telling them about Non-Binary Pronouns and Crossdressing before they’ve even hit puberty, and preferably even then they won’t hear about this shit after.

I hate how one of these fucks has to point out that they’re dyslexic and so may read your posts wrong. You don’t need to advertise every fucking disorder you have to the world. If you read a post wrong and hastily respond that’s your fault. When the person clarifies what they meant just apologize and move on.

If people say my kids won’t be socially well adjusted for being homeschooled it’s really obvious public school did fuck all for these people.

A hallmark of someone who wasn't properly socialized is their inability to act like a sensible being in person, usually by witholdimg sensitive info about themselves or stuff like not admitting their kinks without any prior consent. In college I knew a few people who were homeschooled up to that point and they were all decent people, never had an issue with them being weirdos. The common thread between them? All of them had either large families where they would constantly play with their siblings or would instead play with neighborhood kids. I think your future ones will be better off than most public schooled children, in all honesty.

Sticking a kid in a concrete building for 8 hours a day isn't "socializing" them and help expell all the energy they gain from sitting in class and the few electives and recess times don't help offset it, they need more than just that but a lot of these freaks in the education system don't seem to understand that and instead see the extra energy kids possess as "troublesome" and prescripe them a myriad of drugs from an early age. It's tiring.
 
The fake little circuit board tattoo on the side of her head is to die for. This is like the tattoo version of those feminists who tried to pass off "Btw, I worked on the Linux Kernel, achtually" as all they did was did a find/replace of all instances of "him" and replace them with "him or her" so their name technically shows up on the kernel list, and they pass it off as they made some actual technical contribution. She knows she's worthless and the tattoo is designed to try to pass off to dipshit HR retards because she knows they are stupid and take everything at face value - ie, "WOW this one was born with a circuit board imprint, they must be a real programmer! That's how you know because it's on their head!"
 
""[...] the idea that underage users can make 18+ posts is very..... strange. It doesn't make sense at all." ( Permalink )
  • Response to the above from staff: "it's peculiar, but the other options are worse!"

lol, big surprise. This is one of their staff, a Marxist "agitprop writer" and "educator" (of kindergartners) who's obsessed with lesbianism:

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(also, lol, same "I live on occupied land" shit as in Dong-Gone's bio. If that's a problem, why are you living there?!)

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This makes me want to fuckin vomit
 
Her "communist organizing" seems to consist of... a Discord?



You also cut off the funniest part of her bio, she links to her Twitter but not her cohost, nor is it on her social page:


Here's her complete list of shitty writing:


If you'd like to hire her for sensitivity reading, here are her rates:


Marxist podcast she was on: https://cosmonautmag.com/2021/08/communism-and-the-disabled-with-maddie-and-jess/
For one of the most “scientifically proven” transphobic people on this shitland hellsite, I am a little disheartened that you couldn’t tell this is an uber dysgenic weinerboy with an Adam’s apple that deserves its own zip code.
 
Response to the above from staff: "it's peculiar, but the other options are worse
LIKE FUCKING WHAT??? "oh no we might have to ban them from our new garden of eden where no one can tell them no to who they are or what kinks they like" No, that's standard operating procedure, what the fuck is wrong with you.

That's all the bad I can think of, so....LIKE FUCKING WHAT????
lol, big surprise. This is one of their staff, a Marxist "agitprop writer" and "educator" (of kindergartners) who's obsessed with lesbianism:
Of course AGPs are obsessed with lesbianism. And all kindergarden teachers are lesbians, or maybe all kindergardeners are lesbians who were taught that they were born wrong?

(also, lol, same "I live on occupied land" shit as in Dong-Gone's bio. If that's a problem, why are you living there?!)
I think he might mean all of America is occupied land, but in that case I think we should deport him and others who mean the same. I suggest Ilha da Queimada Grande, no one lives there so they can claim it for themselves just fine.

If you'd like to hire her for sensitivity reading, here are her rates
I wonder what factors make him decide between .5 and 1 cent. I'm guessing you get a discount if you too are a communist, a translesbian, or a precious minority.

Now trannies now how it is to go to a fringe website with mostly extremists that are doomed for irrelevancy.
I think it will be doomed without showing likes and follows since that's 50% of the reason for existing, but I'm sure it will stay up as a porn site for a while since that's the other 50%.

For one of the most “scientifically proven” transphobic people on this shitland hellsite, I am a little disheartened that you couldn’t tell this is an uber dysgenic weinerboy with an Adam’s apple that deserves its own zip code.
I understand, there's some really ugly women out there, but the rule of thumb is that if her lips are wider than her face and her brow slopes down, that's a motherfucking troon son. He's got that innsmouth look, not helped by his really angular jaw and chin.
 
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