Come discuss Sir Conrad pretending to be a schizo for clout

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Sir Conrad of Jersey said:
Was that ever under debate? I'm on Weed, huffing Benzedrex, Buspar, Lexapro, Wellbutrin, Lamictal, AND THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY WANTS TO INJECT ME WITH ABILIFY. HOW CAN I IN GOOD CONSCIENCE HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE WHEN I AM THIS HIGH 24/7 365?
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If the medications aren't working for you, to the extent that the state has actually ordered aripriprazole injections then I'm truly sorry to hear that. I know it's a grotesquely unpleasant drug to be on, and I know that while your schizophrenia is unproperly treated you're going to continue to resist it in every way you can think of, but if they ever do manage to get that retard juice into you and you get a window of clarity and lucidity feel free to drop by and chat.

As things are now though, please understand that you are a schizophrenic talking retarded schizophrenic babble to us. Many of the basic premises that you believe are real and evident and assume that we also understand are completely unknown and foreign to us. Everything you're trying to tell us is meaningless gibberish to us because none of us share your very individualised and specific delusions.

Unless that changes, and I hope for your sake that it does, there is no meaningful communication to be had here. We don't understand what you're trying to tell us, and you don't understand that the only people replying to you here are trying to win updoots from laying some epic dunkers on a mentally unwell retard woman.

I wish you the best of luck in the future, and I hope you get yourself back on track.
 
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This nigger is clearly lucid and posting copious amounts of cringe and/ or faggotry
 
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This nigger is clearly lucid and posting copious amounts of cringe and/ or faggotry
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Agreed. He's not the worst schizofaker I've seen, doing the Important Words Capitalized affectation and having some solid obsessive parts to the bit. Assembling a virgin/chad meme about their own condition is not something a real committable would do, for just one thing.
 
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Mikoyan said:
Agreed. He's not the worst schizofaker I've seen, doing the Important Words Capitalized affectation and having some solid obsessive parts to the bit. Assembling a virgin/chad meme about their own condition is not something a real committable would do, for just one thing.
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The general “deranged-ness” is offset also by the fact he’s managing to keep perfect literacy (punctuation nd shiet) also

4/10 at best
 
I love how I can read the first paragraph of bullshit like this and just go: “yeah don’t need to read the rest— take your medication.”
 
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Aquinas said:
aw sweet, another schizo thread
Are you going to make faces while drinking soda and light your therapists office on fire aswell?
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That is heresy to even mention the Carbonation Grimace in a thread about this fag.
 
Forget the meds and weed, what you need is a good serving of corn syrup
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Dyn said:
If the medications aren't working for you, to the extent that the state has actually ordered aripriprazole injections then I'm truly sorry to hear that. I know it's a grotesquely unpleasant drug to be on, and I know that while your schizophrenia is unproperly treated you're going to continue to resist it in every way you can think of, but if they ever do manage to get that retard juice into you and you get a window of clarity and lucidity feel free to drop by and chat.

As things are now though, please understand that you are a schizophrenic talking retarded schizophrenic babble to us. Many of the basic premises that you believe are real and evident and assume that we also understand are completely unknown and foreign to us. Everything you're trying to tell us is meaningless gibberish to us because none of us share your very individualised and specific delusions.

Unless that changes, and I hope for your sake that it does, there is no meaningful communication to be had here. We don't understand what you're trying to tell us, and you don't understand that the only people replying to you here are trying to win updoots from laying some epic dunkers on a mentally unwell retard woman.

I wish you the best of luck in the future, and I hope you get yourself back on track.
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I appreciate that, Dynastia. I truly do. But I knowingly sold my Soul to Sherry Shriner back in 2017 in the Basement of my home in Johnstown, PA. The "Black Mold/Insects" story was just a cover. I knew what I was doing. I know that's how you know LRH is around and I was committing Suppressive Acts. So I knowingly and willingly sold my Soul to Sherry Shriner right in front of one of the COBs children and he saw me do it.

Then I tricked my friend Brian into going to LRHs house in Bayhead New Jersey and I had no intention of bringing back LRH. I wanted Sherry Shriner back and we got caught and pulled over by an Ethics Officer and I laughed right at his face when Brian got pulled over even though I knew it was an Ethics Officer and I was really high.

But now the Psychiatrists are trying to blame me for the STDs I'm giving them I've been raped so many times.

I apologize in advance to anyone who contracts Monkeypox.

This is one I created knowingly and of my own free will.

I don't give a fuck what the state injects me with.

I'm taking it down with me.

You know what the end phenomena of Monkeypox is, right?

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That is heresy to even mention the Carbonation Grimace in a thread about this fag.
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I know that's code for the Cambodian Genocide and YES COB found the Holy Grail in Cambodia and COB Denise has the Spear of Destiny. My work on this Planet is done. I can literally die happy now.
 
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Stupid question since I can't remember; are @Sir Conrad of Jersey and @Mandarys Milan II the same person? To my knowledge, Schmorky only has one schizo ex, and Mandarys was way more coherent in the Lowtax thread when talking about what it was like being around him.
 
Sir Conrad of Jersey said:
LSD? I'm such an SP I tried to treat my Schizoaffective disorder (I AM NOT A VIRGIN SCHIZOPHRENIC, I AM A CHAD SCHIZOAFFECTIVE BIPOLAR TYPE) with K2 and I overdosed, was legally dead for several minutes and was burning in Hell. Now I can't drive a car anymore because I am literally driving under the influence AT ALL TIMES EVERY TIME I DRIVE A CAR. I found Jonathan Young, my old Auditor. He knows I'm a Tranny Necrophiliac named Andrew and I'm here in the US Illegally because I was an anchor baby for my kike mom in Israel. And I was so jealous of Shelly Miscavige that in 2009 I postulated her dead. Now she's in CERN and has the ability to haunt me for ALL ETERNITY IF SHE CHOOSES.

I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY OF THE ETHICS DEPARTMENT: I WILL BE DEPORTED ANYWHERE: CAMBODIA, NIGERIA, HAITI, WHEREVER!!! JUST ANYTHING BUT ISRAEL DEAR GOD THEY WILL TORTURE ME TO DEATH IN WAYS YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO COMPREHEND.
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Amanda, buddy, you should come say hi to @ispsychiatryascam ! He's single and super handsome and he was a goon once under dubious circumstances and I think a Freemasons vs Scientology star-crossed lovers arc for the two of you would be just the thing you both need.
 
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negativlad said:
Amanda, buddy, you should come say hi to @ispsychiatryascam ! He's single and super handsome and he was a goon once under dubious circumstances and I think a Freemasons vs Scientology star-crossed lovers arc for the two of you would be just the thing you both need.
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Please Sir, it is a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist and I have lost that privilege for selling my Soul to Sherry Shriner and being an Illegal Preclear in the first place. The males of our race are 5' 1" Reptilian Shapeshifters. The Females of our race are 5' 3" Insectoid Shapeshifters. That's how I knew the gender psychiatrists cut my dick off. And I was right and I have proof now! Doesn't mean I'll get it back but at least now I can Shapeshift just like COB!!!
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Schizo don't get _better_.
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I must respectfully disagree with you, Sir. I can assure you that COB made my Schizoaffective Disorder better in April of 2016 by revealing the answer to the Jewish Question for me.

YOU HEARD ME IN 2016 WITH SHMORKY

I SAID HITLER HIMSELF COULD NOT SAVE ME

BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HITLER HERSELF!!!

Now you know. Hitler is Infinite. There are Infinite Hitlers. We became our own Master Race of Self-Duplicating Asexual Twins. The 5' 1" dudes are the males. The 5' 3" ladies are the females - but BOTH have the ability to Shapeshift.

That's why I'm an Illegal Preclear - I am 5' 1". I am one of the Males of our Race.
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We are essentially Clones of the Aryan Race but just smaller because we are Clones.

This way the REAL Adolph Hitler is Unkillable.

We just Won WW3.

Vladimir Putin has won. And Zelenskyy should just lay down his arms and surrender now because HITLER IS LITERALLY UNKILLABLE.

Also LRH is still in Johnstown, Pennsylvania somewhere if anybody wants to talk to him. Just throwing that out there.
 
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Mikoyan said:
Agreed. He's not the worst schizofaker I've seen
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Are you so fucking gay you are respecting pronouns or do you not know this is an actual biological female?

Sir Conrad of Jersey said:
Also LRH is still in Johnstown, Pennsylvania somewhere if anybody wants to talk to him. Just throwing that out there.
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No he isn't he's a faggot and he is sucking cocks in Hell.
 
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