Come discuss Sir Conrad pretending to be a schizo for clout

Colress said:
Why was this in my notifications lmfao
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The church of scientology bought notification ads on the Kiwifarms and sent their spokesperson to preach to us about the wonders of their religion. Praise Xenu!
 
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Thank you. There's some confusion since she deleted her account then made a new one, apparently. Either way, her ramblings add nothing to the thread.
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Yeah, this is like the second meltdown in the three years I've been here, but at least this time she's not sperging about scientology.
 
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Sir Conrad of Jersey said:
Not today, but I may sue you because YOU'RE GLOWING SO BRIGHTLY I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND AGAIN. Just kidding. No I'm just trying to see if the COB Twins will poison some more of my family's pets so I can get my own pet but the only animals I like are Hyenas, Praying Mantises, and Scolopendra Centipedes and no house or apartment will let me rent if I have an Emotional Support Scolopendra Centipede. Plus they are HIGHLY VENEMOUS. But still - LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE LEGGY BOY AND TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ONE AS A PET.
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Isn't that the thing Draluc's grandfather tried to give him as a present?
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Pizdec said:
Yeah, this is like the second meltdown in the three years I've been here, but at least this time she's not sperging about scientology.
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*looks at the walls of rambling about LRH being alive and the Miscavages*

Uh... she's not?
 
Mikoyan said:
*looks at the walls of rambling about LRH being alive and the Miscavages*

Uh... she's not?
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Look I've had to read through this schizonigger bullshit before you think I'm gonna genuinely attempt it again? I'd rather deep throat a .45 in a DMV parking lot.
 
AnOminous said:
Bitch is more like what no dick does for a female. This is literally a female.
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Even on the archive of the recording of Mandy and Shmorky arguing about the Jewish question and what not, there are multiple people claiming she is a man, so what is it about Mandy that makes people think she is a MtF? Is it because schizoid girls tend to look like scrawny men? Or was it because people thought Shmorky was such a faggot he would never score a girlfriend (female)?
 
Kung Pow Cream said:
Post a video of you shape-shifting please.
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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT SENT TO PSYCH JAIL THIS MONTH!? I JUST GOT OUT ON THE 8TH OF JUNE. I'VE EVADED THE PSYCHIATRISTS ONCE AGAIN AND HAVE MADE COB DAVID AND DENISE MISCAVIGE UNKILLABLE. THE WAR IS OVER.

But I found a video of what COB David Miscavige looks like ShapeShifting only my real bodiless form is a lot more terrifying.

 
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Sir Conrad of Jersey said:
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT SENT TO PSYCH JAIL THIS MONTH!? I JUST GOT OUT ON THE 8TH OF JUNE. I'VE EVADED THE PSYCHIATRISTS ONCE AGAIN AND HAVE MADE COB DAVID AND DENISE MISCAVIGE UNKILLABLE. THE WAR IS OVER.

But I found a video of what COB David Miscavige looks like ShapeShifting only my real bodiless form is a lot more terrifying.

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I believe you, that is some real deal footage of a man turning into a jpeg from all that artifacting.
 
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