Come discuss Sir Conrad pretending to be a schizo for clout

[AnOminous]

Actually she is a self replicating insectoid.

She needs to escape Scientology and learn to sneed instead.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Goddamm schizos are boring and tedious.

 

[John Freeman]

This is what no pussy does to a mf

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Doesn't mean I'll get it back but at least now I can Shapeshift just like COB!!!

Post a video of you shape-shifting please.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Please Sir, it is a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist and I have lost that privilege for selling my Soul to Sherry Shriner and being an Illegal Preclear in the first place. The males of our race are 5' 1" Reptilian Shapeshifters. The Females of our race are 5' 3" Insectoid Shapeshifters. That's how I knew the gender psychiatrists cut my dick off. And I was right and I have proof now! Doesn't mean I'll get it back but at least now I can Shapeshift just like COB!!!

I am living in your walls and under your floors.

 

[Cringe newfag]

Cringe and fake.

Real crazy people don't think they are crazy, so they are trying to talk normally and be lucid. Like someone is trying to actually say something, just with non sequiturs or bizarre behaviour speckled in as if they are logical. Not 100% lolcrazy all the time. And if they are having such a mental breakdown that they just make word soup, they don't keep grammar and formatting.

 

[Zaryiu2]

 

[Randall Fragg]

I must respectfully disagree with you, Sir. I can assure you that COB made my Schizoaffective Disorder better in April of 2016 by revealing the answer to the Jewish Question for me.

YOU HEARD ME IN 2016 WITH SHMORKY

I SAID HITLER HIMSELF COULD NOT SAVE ME

BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HITLER HERSELF!!!

Now you know. Hitler is Infinite. There are Infinite Hitlers. We became our own Master Race of Self-Duplicating Asexual Twins. The 5' 1" dudes are the males. The 5' 3" ladies are the females - but BOTH have the ability to Shapeshift.

That's why I'm an Illegal Preclear - I am 5' 1". I am one of the Males of our Race.

We are essentially Clones of the Aryan Race but just smaller because we are Clones.

This way the REAL Adolph Hitler is Unkillable.

We just Won WW3.

Vladimir Putin has won. And Zelenskyy should just lay down his arms and surrender now because HITLER IS LITERALLY UNKILLABLE.

Have you considered running for political office? I like the cut of your gib.

 

[AnOminous]

This is what no pussy does to a mf

Bitch is more like what no dick does for a female. This is literally a female.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Does a little poopy come out when you fart?

 

[Goofy Logic]

At this very moment I am under the influence of 4 different psych drugs, weed, and huffing a Benzedrex Inhaler. I am literally not even safe to go outside or drive a car ever again. That's why I sold my car to the Miscavige family. I am LITERALLY ALWAYS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS.

HOW CAN I BE ETHICAL LIKE THIS? HOW CAN I BE ETHICAL IF I'M LITERALLY ALWAYS ON DRUGS? HOW!?

Drop the weed. I'm serious.

That stuff will make your Schizophrenia worse. It does not mix with mental illness!

 

[mario if smoke weed]

At this very moment I am under the influence of 4 different psych drugs, weed, and huffing a Benzedrex Inhaler. I am literally not even safe to go outside or drive a car ever again. That's why I sold my car to the Miscavige family. I am LITERALLY ALWAYS DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS.

HOW CAN I BE ETHICAL LIKE THIS? HOW CAN I BE ETHICAL IF I'M LITERALLY ALWAYS ON DRUGS? HOW!?

try jenkem

 

[wlan0]

By Allah, take your medication; what are you doing?

 

[Some Badger]

I thought this thread was gonna be about Digibro and got excited for nothing.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

put shmorky on the phone

 

[Quijibo69]

put shmorky on the phone

The calls are coming from inside the house.

 

[SomethingProblematic]

Sorry bud, we aren't accepting any new members. You are in luck though, because the BPD club recently opened. It's down the hall and to the left.

 

[Pizdec]

Fascinating. Please don't post in the Shmorky thread anymore. Verify yourself to come back in.

It's Shmorky's ex, she's posted here before, I doubt she'll verify as she's likely in the middle of another schizophrenic meltdown.

 

[0 0]

It's Shmorky's ex, she's posted here before, I doubt she'll verify as she's likely in the middle of another schizophrenic meltdown.

Thank you. There's some confusion since she deleted her account then made a new one, apparently. Either way, her ramblings add nothing to the thread.

 

[Colress]

Why was this in my notifications lmfao