#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

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At this point I'm convinced the only thing Ethan loves more than pie is his own vocal fry.

New list (updated):

1. Vocal fry
2. Pie
3. Money
4. YouTube money
5. Comic book money
6. Friend bus-tossing
7. Tard-wrangling
8. Closetry
9. Forced laughter
10. Kiwi Farms adulation
....

31. Songwriting
...

999. Drawing comic books to meet a deadline
 
6. Friend bus-tossing
That would be at least no.3 if it weren’t for the inexplicable free pass Zack gets. Grand Bizarre will guaranteed hit 365 days late and beyond and that is fucking appalling.

999. Drawing comic books to meet a deadline
Damn. As high on the list as that?
 
I thought reading 300 tweets from black people dunking on Bryan Hitch was pretty funny. People complained in the chat, but it was the funny kind of complaining.

I have no regrets.



Enjoy this image of Dale Keown drawing Salamandroid as a consolation.
Neat. Is that pencil or ink and shading?
 
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Frog, running out of ways to subtly goad Comicsgaters to make watchable content and not just broadcasted group video calls, if only so their own crowdfunds don't fail, has directly thrown the gauntlet down and called upon them to up their game. At least one has heard this and taken up the challenge.


04/29/2021 - LOLA MEATZ - LOLA AFTER MIDNIGHT

With a modest 200 Comicsgate and Comicsgate-affiliated channels out there according to the owner of the content aggregating site Comicsgate.org, Robert Romano, what better tiime to launch a stream described by Ashley Lewis aka "Lola Meatz" aka "FUG" aka TUG's wife as "a place where people can get together and chill" and, equally ambitiously, "a place for people to go"? The demand for such "content" never being higher than right now allegedly. Once familiar enough with streamyards, Ashley leads with some selected filler content as she waits for responses to the invitations she sent out with a topic very close to her:

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However this discussion of the latest medical research relating to Lola's quest for her (unnamed) husband to actually give her an orgasm is cut short as the hapless guests she has roped in for this show start to join. Jason Bascom: An obscure Comicsgate creator of the Absolute series, which looks to be a standard indie B&W 90s comic pastiche about guys with swords fighting post-apocalyptic tyrants. Philip Diaz, writer of Magic Cop 2, and aspiring Comicsgate "personality" Leroi.

"Leroi" is, by far, the most interesting and active character - his backstory, not unlike @9th legion centurion 002 's, was of being an anonymous CG viewer until being stirred to action with the great Thot Crusades in April 2020 where Warcampaign revolted "on behalf of the Comicsgate peasant". In what appears to be reaction to this claim, Leroi made his own interminable series of "chillstreams" stocked with a circle gathered from various nobodies from the youtube chats of the larger programs titled simply, "The Chat", a rather overt claim on who the actual fans are. As the conversation unfolds it's clear that Leroi is very proud of his growing role as backstage clout peddler and infomonger, habitually namedropping people he's in DMs with big names like the endlessly-in-need-of-tardwranging Shane Davis (who he advises) and Sensei Michael Bancroft (who he in turn is mentored by).

Leroi has no idea who Lola is and, in not so many words, is only here as a favor to his personal friend Comicsgate creator Jason Bascom - but he's always welcome when "someone new decides to join the community" so why doesn't Lola introduce herself to him and the viewers who presumably have also never heard of her. Lola obliges, describing herself as a "fighter in the culture war" who had to step back from vague and unspecified contributions to said culture war and go into hiding, but now seems like a good time to return to the community. For those unfamiliar, Lola wants to re-establish her reputation, which isn't that of a catfishing cuckoldress and gayopper, but instead as the female Richard C Meyer and spearhead of how SJWs' ruining of popular culture negatively effects women specifically. Leroi cuts Lola off and commands her to open twitter and follow his friends "AmandaB" and "BBWKitty" (the latter provoking laughter from Zaid and Bascom) - they will be crucial in helping her chillstream channel to reach heights of dozens of subscribers. Lola, declining to mention she's been a panelist in an all-female CG show for a year, instead volunteers her secret twitter account "CG Snowballer" (shh). Following this, Lola puts forward that she apparantly also has a writer's credit for the ashcan for Another Case for the Littlest Umbrella, which jars Jason and Leroi's memory:




Now that TUG is brought up, they remember Lola's name in the chat back when they used to watch, before TUG's Johnny Depp exclusive content made his show unwatchable. Lola says she thinks everyone was ready to move on from Johnny Depp at this point. Jason Bascom clarifies that he's not hating on TUG - he is clearly making an admirable amount of bank from his Amber Heard grifting and, God willing, he and Leroi will be able to zero in on a similar niche, ride the youtube algorithm and build their own audience of paypigs. Innocently, Lola asks but what about the meaning behind TUG's videos - isn't it saying something about cancel culture and its hold over the mainstream that even someone with Johnny Depp's wealth and status can be cancelled by Amber Heard? Leroi answers succinctly: No - it means you shouldn't dump your family to fuck crazy people.



After this speedbump, things start going closer to how Lola would prefer them - an unbroken string of puerile and graphic sexual humor shared with a group of men when, out of nowhere, Philip Zaid interjects with something that's been on his mind. Apparently, Philip Zaid's girlfriend had warned the writing half of the Zaid Brothers that Lola is a catfish, her behavior no doubt setting off all sorts of red flags. Lola reacts to this by laughing nervously. And yet Zaid appeared anyway. Fellow kiwi @Unverified has gone on record describing Magic Cop as the product of an inferior mind; this exchange has confirmed that analysis more than any review of his work ever could.



Another rocky moment was when Leroi made the unfortunate mistake of referring to mailboxes when making a joke about late books, not knowing that "mailbox" is a trigger word for Lola.

But other than that it was a fairly congenial discussion of the virtues of sex with pregnant women, looking at semi-pornographic covers, discussing how the problem with Comicsgate streams is all the "drama" and how out of it they are. But in the end, there were many plot threads created with this debut episode of Lola's program, mainly:
  1. Will Lola get a hold of Philip Zaid's dick pic?
  2. Will any of the guests eventually realize who Lola is?
  3. Will Lola initiate sexual relations with one if not all of her show regulars?
  4. Will TUG make an appearance on this show if it fails to take off
Only time will tell
 
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Frog, running out of ways to subtly goad Comicsgaters to make watchable content and not just broadcasted group video calls, if only so their own crowdfunds don't fail, has directly thrown the gauntlet down and called upon them to up their game. At least one has heard this and taken up the challenge.


04/29/2021 - LOLA MEATZ - LOLA AFTER MIDNIGHT

With a modest 200 Comicsgate and Comicsgate-affiliated channels out there according to the owner of the content aggregating site Comicsgate.org, Robert Romano, what better tiime to launch a stream described by Ashley Lewis aka "Lola Meatz" aka "FUG" aka TUG's wife as "a place where people can get together and chill" and, equally ambitiously, "a place for people to go"? The demand for such "content" never being higher than right now allegedly. Once familiar enough with streamyards, Ashley leads with some selected filler content as she waits for responses to the invitations she sent out with a topic very close to her:

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However this discussion of the latest medical research relating to Lola's quest for her (unnamed) husband to actually give her an orgasm is cut short as the hapless guests she has roped in for this show start to join. Jason Bascom: An obscure Comicsgate creator of the Absolute series, which looks to be a standard indie B&W 90s comic pastiche about guys with swords fighting post-apocalyptic tyrants. Philip Diaz, writer of Magic Cop 2, and aspiring Comicsgate "personality" Leroi.

"Leroi" is, by far, the most interesting and active character - his backstory, not unlike @9th legion centurion 002 's, was of being an anonymous CG viewer until being stirred to action with the great Thot Crusades in April 2020 where Warcampaign revolted "on behalf of the Comicsgate peasant". In what appears to be reaction to this claim, Leroi made his own interminable series of "chillstreams" stocked with a circle gathered from various nobodies from the youtube chats of the larger programs titled simply, "The Chat", a rather overt claim on who the actual fans are. As the conversation unfolds it's clear that Leroi is very proud of his growing role as backstage clout peddler and infomonger, habitually namedropping people he's in DMs with big names like the endlessly-in-need-of-tardwranging Shane Davis (who he advises) and Sensei Michael Bancroft (who he in turn is mentored by).

Leroi has no idea who Lola is and, in not so many words, is only here as a favor to his personal friend Comicsgate creator Jason Bascom - but he's always welcome when "someone new decides to join the community" so why doesn't Lola introduce herself to him and the viewers who presumably have also never heard of her. Lola obliges, describing herself as a "fighter in the culture war" who had to step back from vague and unspecified contributions to said culture war and go into hiding, but now seems like a good time to return to the community. For those unfamiliar, Lola wants to re-establish her reputation, which isn't that of a catfishing cuckoldress and gayopper, but instead as the female Richard C Meyer and spearhead of how SJWs' ruining of popular culture negatively effects women specifically. Leroi cuts Lola off and commands her to open twitter and follow his friends "AmandaB" and "BBWKitty" (the latter provoking laughter from Zaid and Bascom) - they will be crucial in helping her chillstream channel to reach heights of dozens of subscribers. Lola, declining to mention she's been a panelist in an all-female CG show for a year, instead volunteers her secret twitter account "CG Snowballer" (shh). Following this, Lola puts forward that she apparantly also has a writer's credit for the ashcan for Another Case for the Littlest Umbrella, which jars Jason and Leroi's memory:


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Now that TUG is brought up, they remember Lola's name in the chat back when they used to watch, before TUG's Johnny Depp exclusive content made his show unwatchable. Lola says she thinks everyone was ready to move on from Johnny Depp at this point. Jason Bascom clarifies that he's not hating on TUG - he is clearly making an admirable amount of bank from his Amber Heard grifting and, God willing, he and Leroi will be able to zero in on a similar niche, ride the youtube algorithm and build their own audience of paypigs. Innocently, Lola asks but what about the meaning behind TUG's videos - isn't it saying something about cancel culture and its hold over the mainstream that even someone with Johnny Depp's wealth and status can be cancelled by Amber Heard? Leroi answers succinctly: No - it means you shouldn't dump your family to fuck crazy people.

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After this speedbump, things start going closer to how Lola would prefer them - an unbroken string of puerile and graphic sexual humor shared with a group of men when, out of nowhere, Philip Zaid interjects with something that's been on his mind. Apparently, Philip Zaid's girlfriend had warned the writing half of the Zaid Brothers that Lola is a catfish, her behavior no doubt setting off all sorts of red flags. Lola reacts to this by laughing nervously. And yet Zaid appeared anyway. Fellow kiwi @Unverified has gone on record describing Magic Cop as the product of an inferior mind; this exchange has confirmed that analysis more than any review of his work ever could.

View attachment 2130907

Another rocky moment was when Leroi made the unfortunate mistake of referring to mailboxes when making a joke about late books, not knowing that "mailbox" is a trigger word for Lola.

But other than that it was a fairly congenial discussion of the virtues of sex with pregnant women, looking at semi-pornographic covers, discussing how the problem with Comicsgate streams is all the "drama" and how out of it they are. But in the end, there were many plot threads created with this debut episode of Lola's program, mainly:
  1. Will Lola get a hold of Philip Zaid's dick pic?
  2. Will any of the guests eventually realize who Lola is?
  3. Will Lola initiate sexual relations with one if not all of her show regulars?
  4. Will TUG make an appearance on this show if it fails to take off
Only time will tell
I was going to attempt to watch parts of this. But goddamn. This panel is a veritable powerhouse of anti-charisma. Mister Dongs, your suffering for the sake of KiwiFarms writeups does not go unappreciated. I don't know how you do it.

We're off to a hot start for CG's new era of quality entertainment.
 
Frog, running out of ways to subtly goad Comicsgaters to make watchable content and not just broadcasted group video calls, if only so their own crowdfunds don't fail, has directly thrown the gauntlet down and called upon them to up their game. At least one has heard this and taken up the challenge.


04/29/2021 - LOLA MEATZ - LOLA AFTER MIDNIGHT

With a modest 200 Comicsgate and Comicsgate-affiliated channels out there according to the owner of the content aggregating site Comicsgate.org, Robert Romano, what better tiime to launch a stream described by Ashley Lewis aka "Lola Meatz" aka "FUG" aka TUG's wife as "a place where people can get together and chill" and, equally ambitiously, "a place for people to go"? The demand for such "content" never being higher than right now allegedly. Once familiar enough with streamyards, Ashley leads with some selected filler content as she waits for responses to the invitations she sent out with a topic very close to her:

View attachment 2130513

However this discussion of the latest medical research relating to Lola's quest for her (unnamed) husband to actually give her an orgasm is cut short as the hapless guests she has roped in for this show start to join. Jason Bascom: An obscure Comicsgate creator of the Absolute series, which looks to be a standard indie B&W 90s comic pastiche about guys with swords fighting post-apocalyptic tyrants. Philip Diaz, writer of Magic Cop 2, and aspiring Comicsgate "personality" Leroi.

"Leroi" is, by far, the most interesting and active character - his backstory, not unlike @9th legion centurion 002 's, was of being an anonymous CG viewer until being stirred to action with the great Thot Crusades in April 2020 where Warcampaign revolted "on behalf of the Comicsgate peasant". In what appears to be reaction to this claim, Leroi made his own interminable series of "chillstreams" stocked with a circle gathered from various nobodies from the youtube chats of the larger programs titled simply, "The Chat", a rather overt claim on who the actual fans are. As the conversation unfolds it's clear that Leroi is very proud of his growing role as backstage clout peddler and infomonger, habitually namedropping people he's in DMs with big names like the endlessly-in-need-of-tardwranging Shane Davis (who he advises) and Sensei Michael Bancroft (who he in turn is mentored by).

Leroi has no idea who Lola is and, in not so many words, is only here as a favor to his personal friend Comicsgate creator Jason Bascom - but he's always welcome when "someone new decides to join the community" so why doesn't Lola introduce herself to him and the viewers who presumably have also never heard of her. Lola obliges, describing herself as a "fighter in the culture war" who had to step back from vague and unspecified contributions to said culture war and go into hiding, but now seems like a good time to return to the community. For those unfamiliar, Lola wants to re-establish her reputation, which isn't that of a catfishing cuckoldress and gayopper, but instead as the female Richard C Meyer and spearhead of how SJWs' ruining of popular culture negatively effects women specifically. Leroi cuts Lola off and commands her to open twitter and follow his friends "AmandaB" and "BBWKitty" (the latter provoking laughter from Zaid and Bascom) - they will be crucial in helping her chillstream channel to reach heights of dozens of subscribers. Lola, declining to mention she's been a panelist in an all-female CG show for a year, instead volunteers her secret twitter account "CG Snowballer" (shh). Following this, Lola puts forward that she apparantly also has a writer's credit for the ashcan for Another Case for the Littlest Umbrella, which jars Jason and Leroi's memory:


View attachment 2130641

Now that TUG is brought up, they remember Lola's name in the chat back when they used to watch, before TUG's Johnny Depp exclusive content made his show unwatchable. Lola says she thinks everyone was ready to move on from Johnny Depp at this point. Jason Bascom clarifies that he's not hating on TUG - he is clearly making an admirable amount of bank from his Amber Heard grifting and, God willing, he and Leroi will be able to zero in on a similar niche, ride the youtube algorithm and build their own audience of paypigs. Innocently, Lola asks but what about the meaning behind TUG's videos - isn't it saying something about cancel culture and its hold over the mainstream that even someone with Johnny Depp's wealth and status can be cancelled by Amber Heard? Leroi answers succinctly: No - it means you shouldn't dump your family to fuck crazy people.

View attachment 2130701

After this speedbump, things start going closer to how Lola would prefer them - an unbroken string of puerile and graphic sexual humor shared with a group of men when, out of nowhere, Philip Zaid interjects with something that's been on his mind. Apparently, Philip Zaid's girlfriend had warned the writing half of the Zaid Brothers that Lola is a catfish, her behavior no doubt setting off all sorts of red flags. Lola reacts to this by laughing nervously. And yet Zaid appeared anyway. Fellow kiwi @Unverified has gone on record describing Magic Cop as the product of an inferior mind; this exchange has confirmed that analysis more than any review of his work ever could.

View attachment 2130907

Another rocky moment was when Leroi made the unfortunate mistake of referring to mailboxes when making a joke about late books, not knowing that "mailbox" is a trigger word for Lola.

But other than that it was a fairly congenial discussion of the virtues of sex with pregnant women, looking at semi-pornographic covers, discussing how the problem with Comicsgate streams is all the "drama" and how out of it they are. But in the end, there were many plot threads created with this debut episode of Lola's program, mainly:
  1. Will Lola get a hold of Philip Zaid's dick pic?
  2. Will any of the guests eventually realize who Lola is?
  3. Will Lola initiate sexual relations with one if not all of her show regulars?
  4. Will TUG make an appearance on this show if it fails to take off
Only time will tell
Deeply depressing.

Neat. Is that pencil or ink and shading?
It's just pencils! He did a beautiful breakdown drawing with lead everywhere, and then lightboxed it to make it perfectly clean. It doesn't even need to be inked.
 
Frog, running out of ways to subtly goad Comicsgaters to make watchable content and not just broadcasted group video calls, if only so their own crowdfunds don't fail, has directly thrown the gauntlet down and called upon them to up their game. At least one has heard this and taken up the challenge.

I've been monetized for a couple of months now and I've been trying to work out what 7 or 8 minute algorithm friendly precorded Commi3 Mark videos would actually look like.

I've looked around the big 100k plus subs channels in and around CG to try and build some kind of model for myself. (People like Ethan, Anna, Yellow Flash, TUG and Raging Golden Eagle) but the channel that I kept finding myself coming back to was Just Some Guy. Scripted, witty videos with an easy and fairly simply replicable format makes JSG the perfect base to build the Commi3 Mark 2.0 channel and rack up them new subs. (only 8980 away from 10k! 😅)

Anyways here's the first attempt at this kind of video.

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That would be at least no.3 if it weren’t for the inexplicable free pass Zack gets. Grand Bizarre will guaranteed hit 365 days late and beyond and that is fucking appalling.


Damn. As high on the list as that?

On the other hand, until recently Richard was extremely popular. So sliding a knife in would have led to blowback.

Frog, running out of ways to subtly goad Comicsgaters to make watchable content and not just broadcasted group video calls, if only so their own crowdfunds don't fail, has directly thrown the gauntlet down and called upon them to up their game. At least one has heard this and taken up the challenge.


04/29/2021 - LOLA MEATZ - LOLA AFTER MIDNIGHT

With a modest 200 Comicsgate and Comicsgate-affiliated channels out there according to the owner of the content aggregating site Comicsgate.org, Robert Romano, what better tiime to launch a stream described by Ashley Lewis aka "Lola Meatz" aka "FUG" aka TUG's wife as "a place where people can get together and chill" and, equally ambitiously, "a place for people to go"? The demand for such "content" never being higher than right now allegedly. Once familiar enough with streamyards, Ashley leads with some selected filler content as she waits for responses to the invitations she sent out with a topic very close to her:

View attachment 2130513

However this discussion of the latest medical research relating to Lola's quest for her (unnamed) husband to actually give her an orgasm is cut short as the hapless guests she has roped in for this show start to join. Jason Bascom: An obscure Comicsgate creator of the Absolute series, which looks to be a standard indie B&W 90s comic pastiche about guys with swords fighting post-apocalyptic tyrants. Philip Diaz, writer of Magic Cop 2, and aspiring Comicsgate "personality" Leroi.

"Leroi" is, by far, the most interesting and active character - his backstory, not unlike @9th legion centurion 002 's, was of being an anonymous CG viewer until being stirred to action with the great Thot Crusades in April 2020 where Warcampaign revolted "on behalf of the Comicsgate peasant". In what appears to be reaction to this claim, Leroi made his own interminable series of "chillstreams" stocked with a circle gathered from various nobodies from the youtube chats of the larger programs titled simply, "The Chat", a rather overt claim on who the actual fans are. As the conversation unfolds it's clear that Leroi is very proud of his growing role as backstage clout peddler and infomonger, habitually namedropping people he's in DMs with big names like the endlessly-in-need-of-tardwranging Shane Davis (who he advises) and Sensei Michael Bancroft (who he in turn is mentored by).

Leroi has no idea who Lola is and, in not so many words, is only here as a favor to his personal friend Comicsgate creator Jason Bascom - but he's always welcome when "someone new decides to join the community" so why doesn't Lola introduce herself to him and the viewers who presumably have also never heard of her. Lola obliges, describing herself as a "fighter in the culture war" who had to step back from vague and unspecified contributions to said culture war and go into hiding, but now seems like a good time to return to the community. For those unfamiliar, Lola wants to re-establish her reputation, which isn't that of a catfishing cuckoldress and gayopper, but instead as the female Richard C Meyer and spearhead of how SJWs' ruining of popular culture negatively effects women specifically. Leroi cuts Lola off and commands her to open twitter and follow his friends "AmandaB" and "BBWKitty" (the latter provoking laughter from Zaid and Bascom) - they will be crucial in helping her chillstream channel to reach heights of dozens of subscribers. Lola, declining to mention she's been a panelist in an all-female CG show for a year, instead volunteers her secret twitter account "CG Snowballer" (shh). Following this, Lola puts forward that she apparantly also has a writer's credit for the ashcan for Another Case for the Littlest Umbrella, which jars Jason and Leroi's memory:


View attachment 2130641

Now that TUG is brought up, they remember Lola's name in the chat back when they used to watch, before TUG's Johnny Depp exclusive content made his show unwatchable. Lola says she thinks everyone was ready to move on from Johnny Depp at this point. Jason Bascom clarifies that he's not hating on TUG - he is clearly making an admirable amount of bank from his Amber Heard grifting and, God willing, he and Leroi will be able to zero in on a similar niche, ride the youtube algorithm and build their own audience of paypigs. Innocently, Lola asks but what about the meaning behind TUG's videos - isn't it saying something about cancel culture and its hold over the mainstream that even someone with Johnny Depp's wealth and status can be cancelled by Amber Heard? Leroi answers succinctly: No - it means you shouldn't dump your family to fuck crazy people.

View attachment 2130701

After this speedbump, things start going closer to how Lola would prefer them - an unbroken string of puerile and graphic sexual humor shared with a group of men when, out of nowhere, Philip Zaid interjects with something that's been on his mind. Apparently, Philip Zaid's girlfriend had warned the writing half of the Zaid Brothers that Lola is a catfish, her behavior no doubt setting off all sorts of red flags. Lola reacts to this by laughing nervously. And yet Zaid appeared anyway. Fellow kiwi @Unverified has gone on record describing Magic Cop as the product of an inferior mind; this exchange has confirmed that analysis more than any review of his work ever could.

View attachment 2130907

Another rocky moment was when Leroi made the unfortunate mistake of referring to mailboxes when making a joke about late books, not knowing that "mailbox" is a trigger word for Lola.

But other than that it was a fairly congenial discussion of the virtues of sex with pregnant women, looking at semi-pornographic covers, discussing how the problem with Comicsgate streams is all the "drama" and how out of it they are. But in the end, there were many plot threads created with this debut episode of Lola's program, mainly:
  1. Will Lola get a hold of Philip Zaid's dick pic?
  2. Will any of the guests eventually realize who Lola is?
  3. Will Lola initiate sexual relations with one if not all of her show regulars?
  4. Will TUG make an appearance on this show if it fails to take off
Only time will tell

At this point CG should just open a brothel with all the whores and thots in its ranks.

Deeply depressing.

Is it a boomerism? This shouldn't be this hard! What did these people watch on Youtube before drama/Fox Newsesque vids?

Simple Zach has admitted he doesn't even watch Fandom shit. That should be a clue. What are you good at? Obviously not comics, since that's saturated and boring.

Antonio got Ethan's attention with a cooking video on Youtube. Here's an idea. Comic Cooking. What food goes with Cyberfrog? Fried Chicken. Make a video making Fried Chicken 'for' Cyberfrog.' What about Graveyard Shift? The stupid cat book. Instead of a boring ass JACK stream where we watch a THOT and her simps get drunk, maybe actually have them try different booze and review it.

I've been trying to work out what 7 or 8 minute algorithm friendly precorded Commi3 Mark videos would actually look like.

Oh fucking hell.

I've looked around the big 100k plus subs channels in and around CG to try and build some kind of model for myself. (People like Ethan, Anna, Yellow Flash, TUG and Raging Golden Eagle) but the channel that I kept finding myself coming back to was Just Some Guy. Scripted, witty videos with an easy and fairly simply replicable format makes JSG the perfect base to build the Commi3 Mark 2.0 channel and rack up them new subs. (only 8980 away from 10k! 😅)

Ugh. You don't have tits and all those others got in on the ground floor of Culture War gates. What can you do, other than comics?
 
Ugh. You don't have tits and all those others got in on the ground floor of Culture War gates. What can you do, other than comics?

Those guys may have benefited from getting in on the ground floor but what I have that they didn't is an already blazed path to follow. And 1455 pages and three years of other peoples mistakes to learn from.

Your question though is THE million dollar one and I don't have a good answer yet. For now I'm gonna have fun making the kind of communist comic book videos that I'd like to watch (and have searched for only to find they don't exist) Not doing outrage de jour videos but try and keep them entertaining and evergreen. I'll take over that entire key words search term combination and see where the algorithm funnels me.
 
Frog, running out of ways to subtly goad Comicsgaters to make watchable content and not just broadcasted group video calls, if only so their own crowdfunds don't fail, has directly thrown the gauntlet down and called upon them to up their game. At least one has heard this and taken up the challenge.


04/29/2021 - LOLA MEATZ - LOLA AFTER MIDNIGHT

With a modest 200 Comicsgate and Comicsgate-affiliated channels out there according to the owner of the content aggregating site Comicsgate.org, Robert Romano, what better tiime to launch a stream described by Ashley Lewis aka "Lola Meatz" aka "FUG" aka TUG's wife as "a place where people can get together and chill" and, equally ambitiously, "a place for people to go"? The demand for such "content" never being higher than right now allegedly. Once familiar enough with streamyards, Ashley leads with some selected filler content as she waits for responses to the invitations she sent out with a topic very close to her:

View attachment 2130513

However this discussion of the latest medical research relating to Lola's quest for her (unnamed) husband to actually give her an orgasm is cut short as the hapless guests she has roped in for this show start to join. Jason Bascom: An obscure Comicsgate creator of the Absolute series, which looks to be a standard indie B&W 90s comic pastiche about guys with swords fighting post-apocalyptic tyrants. Philip Diaz, writer of Magic Cop 2, and aspiring Comicsgate "personality" Leroi.

"Leroi" is, by far, the most interesting and active character - his backstory, not unlike @9th legion centurion 002 's, was of being an anonymous CG viewer until being stirred to action with the great Thot Crusades in April 2020 where Warcampaign revolted "on behalf of the Comicsgate peasant". In what appears to be reaction to this claim, Leroi made his own interminable series of "chillstreams" stocked with a circle gathered from various nobodies from the youtube chats of the larger programs titled simply, "The Chat", a rather overt claim on who the actual fans are. As the conversation unfolds it's clear that Leroi is very proud of his growing role as backstage clout peddler and infomonger, habitually namedropping people he's in DMs with big names like the endlessly-in-need-of-tardwranging Shane Davis (who he advises) and Sensei Michael Bancroft (who he in turn is mentored by).

Leroi has no idea who Lola is and, in not so many words, is only here as a favor to his personal friend Comicsgate creator Jason Bascom - but he's always welcome when "someone new decides to join the community" so why doesn't Lola introduce herself to him and the viewers who presumably have also never heard of her. Lola obliges, describing herself as a "fighter in the culture war" who had to step back from vague and unspecified contributions to said culture war and go into hiding, but now seems like a good time to return to the community. For those unfamiliar, Lola wants to re-establish her reputation, which isn't that of a catfishing cuckoldress and gayopper, but instead as the female Richard C Meyer and spearhead of how SJWs' ruining of popular culture negatively effects women specifically. Leroi cuts Lola off and commands her to open twitter and follow his friends "AmandaB" and "BBWKitty" (the latter provoking laughter from Zaid and Bascom) - they will be crucial in helping her chillstream channel to reach heights of dozens of subscribers. Lola, declining to mention she's been a panelist in an all-female CG show for a year, instead volunteers her secret twitter account "CG Snowballer" (shh). Following this, Lola puts forward that she apparantly also has a writer's credit for the ashcan for Another Case for the Littlest Umbrella, which jars Jason and Leroi's memory:


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Now that TUG is brought up, they remember Lola's name in the chat back when they used to watch, before TUG's Johnny Depp exclusive content made his show unwatchable. Lola says she thinks everyone was ready to move on from Johnny Depp at this point. Jason Bascom clarifies that he's not hating on TUG - he is clearly making an admirable amount of bank from his Amber Heard grifting and, God willing, he and Leroi will be able to zero in on a similar niche, ride the youtube algorithm and build their own audience of paypigs. Innocently, Lola asks but what about the meaning behind TUG's videos - isn't it saying something about cancel culture and its hold over the mainstream that even someone with Johnny Depp's wealth and status can be cancelled by Amber Heard? Leroi answers succinctly: No - it means you shouldn't dump your family to fuck crazy people.

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After this speedbump, things start going closer to how Lola would prefer them - an unbroken string of puerile and graphic sexual humor shared with a group of men when, out of nowhere, Philip Zaid interjects with something that's been on his mind. Apparently, Philip Zaid's girlfriend had warned the writing half of the Zaid Brothers that Lola is a catfish, her behavior no doubt setting off all sorts of red flags. Lola reacts to this by laughing nervously. And yet Zaid appeared anyway. Fellow kiwi @Unverified has gone on record describing Magic Cop as the product of an inferior mind; this exchange has confirmed that analysis more than any review of his work ever could.

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Another rocky moment was when Leroi made the unfortunate mistake of referring to mailboxes when making a joke about late books, not knowing that "mailbox" is a trigger word for Lola.

But other than that it was a fairly congenial discussion of the virtues of sex with pregnant women, looking at semi-pornographic covers, discussing how the problem with Comicsgate streams is all the "drama" and how out of it they are. But in the end, there were many plot threads created with this debut episode of Lola's program, mainly:
  1. Will Lola get a hold of Philip Zaid's dick pic?
  2. Will any of the guests eventually realize who Lola is?
  3. Will Lola initiate sexual relations with one if not all of her show regulars?
  4. Will TUG make an appearance on this show if it fails to take off
Only time will tell

Just as a warning to anyone who thinks this is a joke. Ashley Lewis aka Lola Meatz will attempt to catfish you and obtain a dick pic, DM's, anything that TUG can later blackmail you with. Matthew and Ashley Lewis are total losers. TUG even put his young daughter in contact with alleged pedophile SlickJimmyLove.

Theres nothing these cows won't do up to and including knocking over their own mailbox with a strong exhale of air...for money.

A few people including myself are working on various aspects of updating TUG's thread so it can be moved to lolcows. If anyone wants to contribute feel free.
 
Its getting to the point I'm as lost in this thread as I am in the WeebWars one. Who are all these people and where did they come from? 😞
 
***Very important observation alert***

Did you ever notice that whenever Ethan is trying to be serious and maybe a little frustrated, he starts off with an angry tone then as the fry sets in he settles down as if soothed by the sound of his own voice?

I need Attenborough to narrate this new wildlife special.
 
I've been monetized for a couple of months now and I've been trying to work out what 7 or 8 minute algorithm friendly precorded Commi3 Mark videos would actually look like.

I've looked around the big 100k plus subs channels in and around CG to try and build some kind of model for myself. (People like Ethan, Anna, Yellow Flash, TUG and Raging Golden Eagle) but the channel that I kept finding myself coming back to was Just Some Guy. Scripted, witty videos with an easy and fairly simply replicable format makes JSG the perfect base to build the Commi3 Mark 2.0 channel and rack up them new subs. (only 8980 away from 10k! 😅)

Anyways here's the first attempt at this kind of video.

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JSG is something most of CG is not: talented.
You can do that, humourous commentary of outrage de jour or just do shitposting as a commie heel to the capitalist CG establishment.

Any way, your sound in this video is too low.
 
Reality hitting hard for Deadwood Dull. Can't imagine why his impressions of CGers and his hot takes that totally aren't the same exact take as every other youtuber in this space aren't catching on with a wider audience.

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Reality hitting hard for Deadwood Dull. Can't imagine why his impressions of CGers and his hot takes that totally aren't the same exact take as every other youtuber in this space aren't catching on with a wider audience.

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I guess cg ignored his hopes of a panel like Friday night tights when cgers can go to trash cast and CG live. Dull is the new Micah Curtis in his role as a low-hanging fruit of CG.
 
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